Would You Still Love Me If I Vaped?

Going off I guess

[kaylmao]

work like a red onion

play like a white onion

fuck like a green onion

[kitkenk]

hey i felt you right click me just now. are you seriously viewing my properties? pervert

[orteil42]

i'm very happy with cookie clicker's success of course but it's difficult to tell if it was a freak fluke or if there was some sort of unsuspected secret sauce at play. could i do it again. modesty aside somewhere in my hundreds of design docs for other game ideas there could be the game industry equivalent of a nuclear bomb. i must tread lightly

[orteil42]

[lazy as shit, doesn't make anything] i.m saving the world

[cuddledhormone]

The thought of her getting a tattoo with a sharpie was rly funny to me

(She/her)

[plastiboo]

[fullmoonguidance]

evil great lakes

lake inferior

lake normal

lake offtario

lake hurton

lake michigan

[lactating-deactivated20220703]

“make friends” who am i doctor franking stein

[werewolf-transgenderism]

on my slides for my class about Frankenstein today

[shamesonlydaughter]

i really love this video it’s a poem to me

[throathole]

[daisymayys]

naan before beer you’re in the clear. beer before naan ghengis khan

[coughloop]

My boss is making me work even though theres discord channels to read like morning paper?

[mycoins]

i will come kill him with my demon blade

[coughloop]

Sometimes I worry you like the demon blade more than you like me

[perfectday1972]

"came back wrong" but it's from work

[sourdough-seal]

writing is easy actually. all you have to do is tell people what happened

[enjoylentgreen]

[kygerbearr]

guy who has ibuprofen: I have ibuprofen if you need it btw

[babehog]

Lowkey he is hot as fuck

[lovedbyjupiter]

[latriviata]

see also: my single favourite tweet about my former residence

[massachusetts-official]

Official Post of Massachusetts

[dykeselfcest]

alfred hitchcock's neurospicy (1960)

[frogmoss1]

me: *trying to take my socks off but they keep getting stuck on my heel* oh fuck. goddamnit.

the extractor fan in a bathroom in Norway that has an intrinsic link to my spirit: *momentarily whirs louder*

[billyshakesqueer]

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