[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

Update: he bought more when it was at $0.50.

It’s now down to less than two cents

[just-shower-thoughts]

Someone out there is prolly jerking off to your favourite childhood superhero.

[nemuika]

AND THAT SOMEBODY IS ME.

[infinitebrians]

powerful dog momentz

[just-shower-thoughts]

I hate that SEPTember OCTOber NOVember and DECember aren’t the 7th, 8th, 9th, and 10th months.

[advanced-procrastination]

Whoever fucked this up should be stabbed

[maybe-its-jake]

Today’s your lucky day

[thickness-protection-program]

Never forget they had the collab of the century

[mysteryfleshpit]

Your blog is satire, right? This flesh pit isn’t a real thing??

Go to Texas, drive south on Ranch Rd 33 out of Garden City TX and take the exit near mile marker 177 until the road ends in a fence. If it is only satire, then you will have nothing to worry about.

[anocana]

this bot that generates metal band names and corresponding album art is fucking incredible

[sabadorks]

I’m adding a couple of my favourite

[systlin]

I unironically want to listen to every single one of these.

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

“poison is the coward’s weapon” boo hoo sounds like someone’s sodium channels are easily inhibited

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

if your deoxyribonucleosides depurinate I just don’t see how that’s my problem

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

like, it’s not like I asked your vesicle fusion mediating proteins to cleave and block acetylcholine release... you can’t keep deflecting responsibility for your own actions onto me just because I “put something in your food”

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

“you’re trying to kill me” yeah well have you tried being less sensitive

to poison

[icicledream-archive]

[cottoneyenoh]

Visit Original Link

glados poisons you asmr

(glados voice made with 15.ai)

[demilypyro]

[unyanizedcatboys]

[demilypyro]

Okay fine you know what, here, a screenshot

[vote-for-eggman]

NYC mayoral candidates asked what "should be banned" in the city and bench appearo came in this with BOILING take

[vote-for-eggman]

Twitter did not leave him unchecked

[anarchistmemedistro]

[clockworkrobotic]

[appointment78]

translation from turkish the guy: are you hungry? are you really hungry? didn’t they feed you in the street? you poor thing. let me give you something then. come. come. do you like spleen? it’s hematinic. (this sentence wasn’t the exact translation but it’s the best i can come up with) like this look. let me give you some spleen. this much. is this enough? get it.

this is so cute. I love the butcher chatting away and the cat responding, him pulling out a package of meat and showing it, just like he’s dealing with any customer. 

[randomslasher]

one of those posts that makes me happy every time I see it

[elosoquelee]

A bitter sweet update to this video, the cat passed away :( But there is a silver lining. The Butcher, sad and despondent took her body in and buried in his garden in a little grave.

And to honor his friend he added this to his shop.

[leftovergarlicbread]

[koobaxion-deactivated20220403]

in Assassins Creed 4 cows can walk in front of the camera while you’re in the middle of a board game, making it unplayable.

[caden]

whoa… just like in real life

[mashkara45]

[markwateneymemorialcrater]

This would be great for a children’s hospital

[ragsy]

[src]

[squeakitties]

i had a dream i was playing undertale and i got to the snowy area and it was mostly the same but papyrus was replaced with this new character Prunsel.

Prunsel’s sprite was a high-contrast black and white photorealistic eyeball, roughly twice as big as papyrus, and looking directly at the viewer. whenever Prunsel “spoke”, the music completely cut out and instead of text it was an ominous red glow emanating from the text box

[squeakitties]

[entryno17]

literally uncontrollably obsessed with prunsel

[muaddibbler]

The most impressive communal shitpost I’ve yet seen from a linguistics Facebook group

[n-o-n-s-e-n-s-i-c-a-l]

YES. Then there’s this gem:

[duplexide]

I don't know anything about YuGiOh but "Overworked" is the greatest card art they've ever done

[kaibutsu-kid]

Yeah that’s good but check out the original OCG art:

[joey-wheeler-official]

Me checking my inbox on tumblr dot com

[gallusrostromegalus]

[cosmosrival]

oh you know