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call me alphys / they/them / 26 / no minors please! ill block / taken by @wetweatherlesbian

[spicypolls]

Do you want the protagonist/POV character in an erotic story to be a cishet man?

Yes, exclusively.

Yes, that is in fact my preference.

Yes, sounds good.

I like a big range of stories so maybe there is one like that I'll like.

Only if he's explicitly an anti-hero we're kinda supposed to hate.

Only if it's done really well. Big caveats here for writing, characters, plot.

No, never (I am into cishet men but don't want them as protagonists).

No, never (I'm not into cishet men).

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Voting ended onJul 10

[dogglegog]

dominant things you can say during sex

i didnt hear what you said

hold on i need to blow my nose

wow

i feel kind of nauseous

is this anything

i don't know

this kind of reminds me of that one song

we can probably ignore that noise if you want to

why is my sock wet

it smells bad in here

that was weird

where are my glasses

ow

this is normal

sorry

just 2 chill people chilling

this is cool

can you say that again

are we good

youre actually naked

[vibribbonpsx]

(0 drinks in) c,an i pledge fealty ma'am,

[rabbitdyke]

for, yknow, tenderizing meat

[thoughtsofamarguerite]

butch with their wrists bound together by their own belt, their pants dropped down to their ankles, and their sports bra hiked up just enough and over so that their breasts are exposed. you agree reblog

[blushedfemmes]

more on butch dumbification because butches really should not think. their purpose is to lounge around and look good and feel even better. especially those highly intelligent, talented, headstrong butches who will protest and insist on proving their competence at all times. those ones need to be broken in, put on a steady diet of praise and conditioning and praise again, rinse and repeat until they accept that they’re just a dumb toy, a pretty piece of butch eye candy, to be shown off, to be devoured. thinking gets in the way of pleasure, and what would a handsome butch like you even need to think so hard about, anyway? you should have everything given to you. you should be treated as the prize you are, empty between the ears and so very nice to look at

[godeatme]

People who think kink negotiation and planning is boring, how's it feel to be so wrong. It's even hotter for my partner(s) to sit me down and talk about exactly what we want and how. That's literally sooooo sexy

[laurawful]

(dismissively, rolling My eyes) "you only think that 'cause I told you to"

[ocularfixation]

(adoringly, with a worshipful expression) "I only think that 'cause you told me to"

[androfagus]

[kyoukorpse]

i haven't been in the habit of promoting my patreon with previews [on my sfw accounts anyway] but i spent the last couple weeks on this one and i love how it came out aaaaa its up on patreon right now>>

[kyoukorpse]

I've mentioned before but it is 18+ only aha.

[prettysheepy]

The overwhelming desire to be the prettiest little plaything for a handsy butch…perfect fondlebait where they slip their hands up my shirt and down past my waistband…dragging me somewhere private so they can pin me against a wall and clap their palm over my mouth to silence my whining 😵‍💫

[vagvonfag]

Finally I can make use of my restless leg syndrome

[brattysofiax]

I've got the cow print on, it's time to breed me

[helloeverything123]

[fatguarddog]

"Yeah I get really turned on when people are kinda forward about wanting me" - person who struggles to feel desirable

[combataromantic-deactivated2026]

attackdog puppyplay where I rip your enemies to bloody pieces and then lay my head in your lap to hear ‘attaboy’ and feel fingers in my sweaty, bloody hair

[ticklebait]

even the top says uwaaaaah