I'm Undyne but you can call me Wetweather if you're more comfy with that. They/Them pronouns only no matter what. I'm a system with a bunch of fictives, the ones who will use this blog are me (Undyne from Undertale) and Dee (Lord Dominator from WOY, uses bold text or **text** in tags). I like talking about my canon and will probably ramble a lot about my Alphys. We were both trans and I miss her lots in ways both soft and filthy.
@hotweatherlesbian is mine and I'm a possessive motherfucker. This is your first, last, and only warning.
I made this blog to enjoy stuff I know I'm into and find what I haven't found yet. I'm a sub-leaning switch and I want to get better at domming.
Smut writing will be tagged #wetweatherwriting. Original posts will be tagged #wetweatherposts. If you need something trigger tagged, send an ask. Currently I tag for: #cnc, #somno, #intox, #hypno, #petplay (will try to keep this updated)
Things I know I like:
⇈⇊⇈ well-negotiated cnc
⇈⇊⇈ hypno (as the hypnotized party)
⇈⇊⇈ intox (as the intoxicated party)
⇈⇊⇈ somno (as the awake party)
⇈⇊⇈ petplay (as either pet or owner, but I don't like things related to specific animals)
⇈⇊⇈ bondage (as either party)
⇈⇊⇈ dom/sub (as either)
⇈⇊⇈ marking (as either, but I'm really bad at giving hickeys)
⇈⇊⇈ praise
⇈⇊⇈ degradation
⇈⇊⇈ leather
⇈⇊⇈ lingerie
Things I like in fantasy:
⇈⇊⇈ aphrodisiacs
⇈⇊⇈ selfcest
⇈⇊⇈ bodyswapping
⇈⇊⇈ scientific experimentation
⇈⇊⇈ heats
⇈⇊⇈ sex pollen
⇈⇊⇈ sex machines
⇈⇊⇈ object insertion
Things I'm not sure about:
⇈⇊⇈ corruption
⇈⇊⇈ voyeurism
⇈⇊⇈ edging
⇈⇊⇈ sadism/masochism
⇈⇊⇈ knifeplay
⇈⇊⇈ latex
⇈⇊⇈ master/slave
Things I'm not interested in/don't like:
outright rape scenarios in fantasy/scenes
bestiality
omegaverse
detrans
forcefem/forcemasc
chasers or being chased
lifestyle d/s
Things that are triggers/I need tagged ("wetweather don't look" will do for any of these if you don't want to use specific tags):
rape
incest/fauxcest
ageplay
fat fetish and related things
teacher/student even between consenting adults (you can tag this as "teacher/student" or "wetweather don't look" if you're not sure how to tag it)
whos even into fucking pokemon anyway pokemon sex was so boring. there was barely any sex in any real way they just swap elemental essence thats why you don't see them getting it on. they don't. they really dont even have to touch each other. thats how no one notices that it's happening. it's BORING.
omggg can i break into the top secret lab where you’re being held and sneak into your test chamber and unhook you from the machines and carefully pull the needles from your body and carry you out and try not to think about how much weight you’ve lost even though you’re sooo light in my arms. can i smuggle you into a crappy pay-by-month motel room with the last bit of cash i can track down and wash you up in the chipped shower stall and tuck you into the cheap motel blankets as your body starts to flush with fever. can i stay with you as your body burns off the last of what they did to you. can i steal from vending machines and the continental breakfast and bring food home to you and coax you just to eat a little, a little more. watered down tea kept warm at the kitchenette. can i sleep next to you every night to keep you from going cold again, wait breathlessly for your eyes to open again. can i be there when they do
There are so many kinks out there that your average person would never clock as kinks in spite of being obviously sexual in nature because they sound like kind of nothing unless you have some fairly specialised terminology to work with. Like, oh, you're sexually obsessed with penises, how original – BUT. It's in a very specific way.
youtube video on my recommended claimed it knew which sts characters are the best lay. I'm not going to watch it but I AM going to respond because I already know the answer with my large and powerful brain
5. Ironclad
The positive of fucking the Ironclad is that he is unbelievably jacked and probably hung like a stallion. He is the pinnacle of physical manhood and this probably seems extremely attractive at first glance. However this actually turns out to suck because he is also not willing or able to consider you as a participant in this whatsoever. He is going to take what he desires from your body and if he is particularly lucid and you are particularly careful he might manage not to kill you in the process. Now people talk big game about this kind of thing in kink spaces but the truth is it's going to hurt and not in a sexy way, and you're not going to get much pleasure out of the ordeal because all that attractive muscle and girth and length is going to be mangling you like a fucking fogmog.
4. Regent
Before anyone says that being a man nets you negative points on this list I actually think estrogen could save the Ironclad. But estrogen could not save the Regent. The Regent's problem is that he is incapable of making any effort himself. There is nothing wrong with being a pillow princess but caring about your partner's experience is important to the whole sex thing and the Regent only cares about himself. I do think that it's possible to have a good time with the Regent but it requires being really into having orders shouted at you while you queen a guy who is never going to reciprocate the devotion he expects of you. Also while him being royalty is a bonus to some being a minion is just way worse than being a loyal knight.
3. Necrobinder
Listen. If I was picking which spire slayer was the hottest or the best long-term partner it would be Necro for sure. But this is a sex ranking and I have to dock her points for not having any fucking flesh. This is a skeleton. This is bones. Also Osty is just going to watch you two getting it on and probably kill you if you hurt the Necrobinder. Alright, having acknowledged all that some good things. First of all the passion is going to be unrivaled. She has so much devotion and love to give that is currently going nowhere except Osty and you could have some of it if you made her feel good for once. She is probably so pent-up and frustrated that the sex is going to be really intense and emotionally charged and you're certainly not going to have to worry about her stamina because she is charged with a cursed unlife that remains strong as long as she carries hate in her heart for the Architect. Lastly I think she's the most likely to still be there in the morning.
2. Defect
The most important thing about sex with the Defect is that it is going to be the Defect's first time and it will be making everything up as it goes along. If you like clumsy fumbly and extremely earnest sex the Defect is your pick for sure but you have to be careful. The number of parts of the Defect's body that you can injure yourself on extremely easily is probably an order of magnitude greater than the ones you can't. But learning to negotiate that honestly sounds fairly hot if you're up for it and you get the benefit of probably finding some really weird erogenous zones where you can do sex acts so non-analogous to human ones that you almost forget that the emotional context is deeply vanilla (which is honestly not a bad thing and way better than the other way around). Also the only spire slayer to have a vibe built in.
1 . Silent
The Silent is the best lay in sts and it isn't even CLOSE. She's incredibly athletic and physically capable, she's always planning ahead and well prepared and actually THINKING about what you both want to get out of it, she's capable of killing you in a dozen different ways before you blink (hot!) but carefully restraining that strength with precision to pleasure you instead (even hotter!), she's old enough to be your grandma but still the most powerful spire slayer by a long shot which makes her the cougar to end all cougars, and she's probably the only spire slayer who knows what a contraceptive is. Are you into intox? The Silent is too. Rather do knifeplay? She has an inexhaustible supply of those. Bored of kink and just want to go at it like rabbits until the sun comes up? Just because she's a little old lady doesn't mean she can't outlast you. She knows her time left on this earth is short and wants to fulfill her bucket list before she dies. She's hungry for validation and YOU could be the one to provide it. Literally the one caveat here is that because she doesn't talk you have to be extra attentive and careful with kink negotiations but honestly she knows how to do it by now you just have to work with her on it.
Honorable Mention. Watcher
The Watcher would not fuck you. However, you should be careful that the Watcher can't see you before you fuck another spire slayer. More careful than that. Probably also hide from the unblinking eye of her god. ...Maybe this is impossible. Good luck anyway.
everyone thinks lingerie being hotter than full nudity is suuuuuuuch a hear me out bt I feel like it cannot be that rare as an opinion. lingerie is such a big deal thing theres a huge industry and random straight guys have been buying their wives lingerie with zero awareness of any other kink stuff since forever. and yes there are esoteric kinds of lingerie obviously but like thinking lingerie in general is hotter than nudity in general is NOT groundbreaking. n thats ok!!! you dont gotta be the ronin pervert 24/7 you can have kinks that other people have just. PLEASE stop trying 2 convince me this is a rare fetish you think you will get #cancelled for expressing. they got victorias secrets at the mall ffs
the way being off my meds instantly turns me into a raging slut for every random thing about Alphys. girl I love your laugh lines can you please put right inches and three loads in my hole. I miss the fucking shapes of her scales. I'm down catastrophically bad for the chance to touch the big scales around the back of her shoulders and it makes me want to jerk my shit so hard I get dehydrated
if I unfollow your NSFW blog, it's not on you, we are just struggling with hypersexuality lately and if you trigger a hypersexual episode we will unfollow so that it doesn't happen again.
being really into cum is so embarrassing for me like oh your fetish is just the thing that already happens during sex but more of it? that's cute. the sensitive ronin perverts on tumblr are getting really into falconry btw. I will never make it into heaven
vent (cw for sexual abuse by an alter against another alter)
(I am safe, I'll be okay, just needed to write it out)
So I'm trying to figure out whether this sexual persecutor I think exists in the system actually exists or if it's my own hangups and. well the good news and bad news is I think it does. I intentionally tried using a different fantasy for cnc masturbation to my usual one that's been leading to self harm spirals to see if it would still happen, and even though the fantasy was less engaging for me eventually the same feeling set in and the other person began saying the same sort of things that ""alphys"" in the other fantasy did, and even claimed that no matter who it has to be it was always going to take over the aggressor role and do this to me. It got extremely frustrated that I felt relieved by this and started insisting it wouldn't stop until I was terrified. Eventually though I was able to finish and clean up and I'm ok now, I'm going to be fine, this thing hates my confidence and that just makes me feel more confident
...worst part is the sex is so stupid good. it's annoying. gonna miss how hard it makes me cum when I figure out how to stop it. whatever time to have more awesome gay sex with my cool partner /cope /seethe /mald /sorry this is insane I'm kinda tilted
just discovered a kin memory that has me fucking soaked. sex was kinda hard for me because I was badly scarred down there due to some determination poisoning stuff. I basically just had a bunch of scar tissue with a urethra reconstructed through it in front. but she would still go down on me like I had the sweetest wettest pussy in the fucking underground ok. kissing me hard on my taint and running her tongue along my scars and moaning into it the whole time like this was her fantasy of what was in my pants all along. usually she'd use her claws (she blunted them, dw) to fuck my ass while she did it so I could physically feel something but she wouldn't draw attention to it while she was eating me out, would only ever call it eating me out or going down on me or stuff like that, terms for oral with a vagina, which was honestly really affirming and euphoric as I was never able to get one constructed because of my disabilities. she always treated it like its own thing even if I was getting physical pleasure some other way while she did it. and gd she was so fucking into it. I got a memory of her buried between my legs as I was locked around her, barely any room to breathe and hardly coming up for air busy moaning and kissing me, wearing a ruffled skirt totally tented with her own cock, and I was no better off I was losing my fucking mind getting eaten out like the luckiest dyke to ever live, pussy or no
need that again pls ;; I miss her so fucking much
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