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When they said it might sing, this wasn’t exactly what I had in mind.

I think my dinner is possessed.

drtanner-dickery

THAT IS NOT A “HUMMING NOISE”

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Nothing rouses my appetite like the wails of the damned.

uchiyamahitoshi

まとめ

geekandmisandry

My husband doesn’t believe me that shaving your legs is difficult and time consuming. So long story short he is about to shave his legs for the first time.

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Update: he is part way through one leg and regretting his decision. I got him to switch from his men’s razor to my woman razor (his is for face shaving) and it’s going slightly better.

He is hating shaving his legs. HATING it.

geekandmisandry

Update:

My husband from the shower: how many notes does your post have?

Me: roughly one for every YEAR you have been in that shower!

geekandmisandry

Update:

BEFORE:

AFTER:

He says it was ridiculous and he can’t imagine having to do it again in a few days time, it’s much harder than shaving his face (he had previously claimed they would be abut the same). He says he feels he has learned a lesson!

Edit: He also pulled a muscle while shaving his legs! He said it was like exercise. “Yoga in the shower with razors” indeed!

geekandmisandry

Update: he has been rubbing his legs together in bed for ten minutes.