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@sailor-moonshine
Dancing Stag Beetles
people have the audacity to equate vanilla with “plain”. the fruit of a delicate orchid pollinated by hand. worth its weight in solid gold and beyond. the fussy black-and-cream jewel of the american continent. you sick son of a bitch. imagine a world without vanilla. no blondies. no pound cakes. no crème brûlée, no coke floats. no cream soda. no satiny new york-style cheesecakes. no warm apple pie à la mode. no velvety complexity to bring out complex notes in chocolate desserts. no depth of flavour in your cakes and cookies and milkshakes. all in just a few precious seeds or grams of paste or perfumed teaspoons of liquid black platinum. what you don’t understand could fill the library of alexandria seven times over and then some. you ungrateful bastard i’m going to kill you
you're t4t? cool, i'm actually t5t, so. one more than you. no big deal though
Will you treat him gently with his bread soft carapace...? (...)
octopus 2022 wrapped
this year you disguised yourself as:
coral 10023 times
ocean floor 8064 times
coconut shell 244 times
various fish 196 times
scuba divers long lost wife 12 times
how the fuck you gonna be transphobic n shit when trans people just minding they business? they ain’t done shit to you. that don’t make no sense up in my eyes, b.
REST IN PEACE CHRISTINE MCVIE July 12th, 1943 — November 30th, 2022
well other than that mrs. kennedy how was the drive
what if werewolves were real but they were all heterosexual
what if you didnt send me hate mail
She has found the persimmon slice
I kinda forgot I had a tumblr account, and I have neglected it something awful. But I did draw these icons of trans awareness for the week of same. Kaiju are fully accepting of trans people. All except for Gabara, who is just an utter nong nong.
cross-posting my breaking bad x trailer park boys twitter content
Bein’ a vampire is actually way less sexy when you consider you must now live a life without garlic knots
I’m lactose intolerant but I still eat ice cream. I’m no pussy and neither are vampires
your so smart
Dude that was over 2 1/2 years ago why are you just now responding
Are you mad at me
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