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It’s gonna be a long night.

Hungover but still taking pictures of stray cats for Leon.

crowned-relapse-king

Gotta be strapped with catnip for the ultimate trust.

I carry food instead.

Are you in love with Leon?

Mind your business.

Hungover but still taking pictures of stray cats for Leon.

you ever get your dick sucked in a club bathroom

This is so weirdly specific.

roleplayers-ink

Send 🌺 to hear what my muse likes about yours

#ooc.#m.#do it while hes drunk

Are those fucks really still alive

no smoking around Ethan asshole 🚭

#ooc.#i love this

arrogantsuggestion

You will grow from the dirt they left you in.

But right now I just need a stiff drink.

Poison of choice?

Whiskey.

I knew there was something I liked about you.

Amazing that anyone found something they like about me.

“Hey, you’re that - guy, right?”

Don't know what you're talking about.

“I know you from the news” starters

“Hey, you’re that - guy/woman/person, right?”

“Can I ask you a question? About what happened.”

“Were you scared?”

“I looked you up.”

“I didn’t know what to think about you. I thought I’d better meet you in person.”

“You’re good at what you do. I’ve seen it.”

“You’re a [job position], right?”

“I looked you up. I’m sorry.”

“I didn’t realize you were, like … a real person.”

“An ‘invasion of privacy’? How?”

“Wow, you were different on TV.”

“Well, you did it in public, though. It’s legal to film people in public.”

“Is the media still following you?”

“What did you do after they stopped reporting about it?”

“Someone said you were on the news?”

“Did you do it on purpose?”

“So your life story’s just… published everywhere.”

“That must be lonely.”

“I didn’t watch it.”

“You were/weren’t overreacting.”

“Would you like my opinion?”

“Your life story isn’t news.”

“I don’t want to pretend I didn’t see it, because I did.”

“How do you like to deal with it? Should I pretend I don’t know?”

“So I found this footage…”

“It just popped up in my feed. I didn’t realise what it was until it was too late.”

“It looked like you really hated the attention.”

“I needed to know what happened so I could feel safe.”

“Did you realize it would be that big when you did it?”

“Don’t you miss it/him/her/them?”

But right now I just need a stiff drink.

Poison of choice?

Whiskey.

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こんなふうな夜の中で

come talk to him he's lonely and a lil tipsy

But right now I just need a stiff drink.

My back hasn't been properly cracked in years.

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