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you are not immune to inventing an arbitrary set of rules that only you have to adhere to

i just think it's important to understand that love is not the antithesis of horror in fact it's often the catalyst

"but if it's horrifying then it's not really love it's corruption it's lust it's obsession" you are not only wrong but you are also boring. go away.

possessable

it's fine i don't even need to be part of social groups or friend groups anyway (giant hole appears in my chest spontaneously) ? what's that

I saw on the news all the people doing smash and grab robberies for Pokémon cards now and decided to check what the really rare card I got graded during the pandemic value is at now and it has fucking ballooned. If I send thay thing back to PSA and have them auction it I could get the equivalent of a year of my living expenses.

Having that thing just sitting around in my home unprotected is actually terrifying. It has become so valuable im scared of sending it anywhere too. The insurance I'll have to buy to ship it back to PSA since im terrified of it being stolen or something.....

That pokemon card bubble is getting real big and I gotta sell this fucking thing before it pops.

#personal

helenvaughans

#americans too stupid to understand basic cause and effect

life-on-our-planet

eepy mourning dove cupping its wings under its belly for cushion ©Ella

stjohnstarling

Teratophiliacs were once a niche group that bonded over their sexual attraction to monsters in obscure forums. Now—as online communities pro

Okay guys, we’ve got to wrap it up now with the monsterfucking and find something new to do. It’s getting write-ups in GQ, it’s so over.

stjohnstarling

Sometimes, in their obsession with monsters, humans end up finding other humans. In 2019, Cachét developed a crush on Salad Fingers, the main character in a British cult web cartoon. She drew porn of Salad Fingers and sent it to David Firth, the show’s creator. Firth loved it and followed her back. “He thought I was a guy because no girl would draw porn of Salad Fingers,” Cachét says.

They started messaging. Cachét complimented his drawing of a human-bug threesome and asked for a print. Three years later, Cachét and David got married. The human-bug threesome drawing hangs on the wall of their home.

Okay this does kind of rule though.

#I had to look them up holy shit thats so neat #i need to see this salad fingers porn tho

thememedaddy

homoqueerjewhobbit

I'm at least $5,000 ugly.

cat-the-comet

devastating: artist who has not practiced fundamentals enough to execute high concept idea eats shit

clubpenguinkiller

cats always step precisely on your most sensitive areas when theyre crawling on you lovingly for cuddles. bladder dick ovaries boobs stomach bruise it doesnt matter. they have homing devices on their paws for the exact area you’re most tender at the moment and they put their full weight into that step. and sometimes they might keep their stance midstride so theyre just standing there forever forcing you to endure the pain. because they are simply too cute to get mad at

lakemojave

You know that whatever character did those problematic things isn't like. Real, right?

lakemojave

You are aware that a fictional character is just a rhetorical construct designed to fulfill a narrative/thematic purpose right? That their actions are written by an author who wants to use them to explore complex ideas and moral gray areas within the safe confines of fiction right? That they aren't a real person who has killed real people right?