Homebrew of the Self

About to make a change. she/her.

[house-blend]

nature fact! the only reason the world exists as it does is so this bird can inhabit it

[aroace-polyshow]

honestly i never thought the phrase “i want that twink obliterated” was like a sexual thing. like when i read the phrase i imagine “a meteor like the one that killed the dinosaurs is summoned from the heavens and hits the twink in question” type situation

[blanketfortarchitect]

I always pictured something like this

[pokeballvictimized]

ok i understand homestuck now. you kill the clowns to obtain various polygons, which allows your partner to invest in real estate, which is how you get to heaven

[lizardsmp3]

i'm gonna keep it real with u guys i don't think we're ever becoming the new pdf like this

[staff]

we fucked up

[elliespectacular]

"Nobody's perfect!" the cyclops wailed in agony

[pake-qr]

[mewvore]

yankee miso paste

[girutea]

[amvs]

interesting fact i have titanium in my spine

[amvs]

[walkietalkiesaki]

Fun Fact!

Titanium not only is crazy durable, but it noo magnet! Thas wy Dock chok jjiun spi; surgyr ad pater noster, qui es in cœlis; sanctificetur nomen tuum: Adveniat regnum tuum; fiat voluntas tua, sicut in cœlo, et in terra. Panem nostrum cotidianum da nobis hodie: Et dimitte nobis debita nostra, sicut et nos dimittimus debitoribus nostris: et ne nos inducas in tentationem: sed libera nos a malo.

[amvs]

dude got hit with the ol’ Lorum Ipsem beam😞

[squareallworthy]

Fun fact! Titanium is often used for medical implants because it's *dodges lorem ipsum beam* because it's strong, nontoxic, won't corrode inside the body, and best of all, *dodges* bone will directly grow onto it! This is called "osseointegration" and it means that your titanium artificial hip, dental implant, or whatever will have greater *dodges* greater mechanical stability and will ARRRGGH! aute irure dolor in reprehenderit in voluptate velit!

[amvs]

[txttletale]

its so fucking funny that nuclear waste is such a contentious topic. like yeah those damn nuclear advocates need to figure out somewhere reasonable to put that nuclear waste. for now we will  be sticking with coal power because it puts its waste products safe and sound In Our Lungs, where they cannot hurt anybody,

[maidthings]

everyone say you're sorry to nuclear power for not letting her save the world for the past 60 years NOW.

[a-silly-poll-side-blog-yay]

you have to explain the nearest item on your left side to a mediaeval peasant, can you do it?

yes

no

way too easy

way too hard

they call me a witch

results

Voting ended onFeb 17

[mlermf]

i want to live in ocean

[mlermf]

i would be more likely to meet shrimp, plankton, and colossal squid

[suigintou]

[house-blend]

[beachgothgay]

My favourite thing in more recent yuri manga is when they google "lesbian" or "am I a lesbian" or something like that, and there's usually a bit of them reacting to like porn or something, it's cute

[beachgothgay]

[gumi-megpoidd]

[house-blend]

[house-blend]

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