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segamascott

blanketfortarchitect

He should lead by example and give his water to AI then

kingcatnine

horror novel: he sniled, but it wasn't sneetly. it wasn't sneetly at all.

caffeinatedspitegod

OP wtf does this mean?

kingcatnine

what's not clicking

love-for-boys

lemonpoppyseedmuffin

My coffee maker is such a faggot. Every time I use it it whines and moans and groans and pisses all over the place

slimegirls-slime

i think they're called baristas

tomsainsburyseale

wizardnaturalist

a book should be $5 a little drink should be $2 and museum access should be free and all hours

segamascott

bovineblogger

this is what i was talking about by the way

json-derulo

Whenever they gave us one of those "read through ALL the instructions before you begin!" trick assignments in school where the steps lead you on an increasingly ridiculous goose chase until the final one tells you to just put your name on the paper and turn it in without doing anything else, I was always like, "Okay, but what's the point? Surely the REAL world won't be anything like this." And then I grew up and discovered that not only is the real world often exactly like that, some people won't even read the first line of the instructions even if they make perfect sense. And these people are called "co-workers"

#my work includes sending a lot of emails to customers #I start every one by saying ‘please read this entire message’#and still about half of them call me to ask multiple questions that are answered in the email

homunculus-argument

Not book smart or street smart but a secret third thing.

luckyletd0wn

supid

homunculus-argument

supid.

olderbootbutch

nobody is out of your league by the way. not everybody will be into you obviously but thats not because they're better or more valuable than you in any way its just the way things go. you never know who's gonna be into whom. there is literally no such thing as leagues.