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Nick. 30s. He/They. Jersey girl. Taken. Please don’t expect any kind of consistency here. Minors DNI, nsfw-ish. Terfs piss off. Horny blog: sexfortarchitect

[vamptits]

filtering down ao3 results from 14000 to 6 based on a single tag is foul. im sorry none of you are as enlightened as me ig.

[vamptits]

normal one. next question.

[mothgirl-is-a-gateway-drug-deac]

peer review

[junglejim4322]

Me when I look at something

[blanketfortarchitect]

Me when the oldest person alive wins the Stanley cup and kisses his boyfriend and completely changes the game for me and my situationship

[scaryhagmother]

White people be like: I have to take my french bulldog to the chiropractor

[scaryhagmother]

[scaryhagmother]

White people be like: I have to take my elderly cat to acupuncture

[pintmother]

i see you liking my posts, pervert

[sunspottedd]

Keep doing it

[anexperimentallife]

Allowing an addict to eat might be the most holy thing my tax dollars have ever done.

[charl0ttan]

im glad we're in the internet backwaters i think if dove chocolate or something replied to my post i would just keep reporting them for terorism again and again and again

[thememedaddy]

[ceruleanheaven]

i love being prevd its like getting a good grade in thoughts

[bgm05]

Being pro gay means being pro drunk diving because what if a scientstist discovered that drunk driving makes people gay.

[aflo]

Yoooooooo drunk diving sounds littt

[dogpuppy]

[spaceshipsandpurpledrank]

[zigdirty]

We're not leaving this gem to languish in the comments:

[neurokinetics]

am i buff yet?

[saturnmortis]

(:3 っ)∋ <- seal

[segamascott]

why am i going through mitosis... it hurts it hurts...

[segamascott]

now that there's two of me prepare to get sick of me

[segamascott]

who said that 😧

[reginasphalanges]

SCARY MOVIE 2 dir. keenen ivory wayans

[fallingtowers]

"wise master," said the student, "how can i attain greatness at posting?"

"simple," replied the master. "through patience and long practice."

"but master," said the student, bursting out with impatience, "every time i go online i see people my age getting 50k notes, 100k notes!"

the master chuckled. "the self-assuredness of the 22-year-old lends itself well to the occasional callow foray into posting, it's true. but for posts of true substance, one must turn to the mentally ill 30-something tgirls. observe."

she pulled up a post on her phone. the student peered at it. he did not laugh. he said, "but master -- this post only has 12 notes. and it's not even funny."

"kill yourself," said the master.

[creature-crow-deactivated202512]

brb trying this

[hyenangel-deactivated20241224]

[blue-the-flyingpyrochef]

[chromegnomes]