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Nick. 30s. He/They. Jersey girl. Taken. Please don’t expect any kind of consistency here. Minors DNI, nsfw-ish. Terfs piss off. Horny blog: sexfortarchitect

[absolutelyzoned]

guy who really likes bagels: hmmm... i bagely remember that...

[corpish]

good morning gays ☀️ (bluesky, insta)

[quasi-normalcy]

Why do so many Japanese urban legends seem to involve a dialogue tree that you need to follow very carefully?

[quasi-normalcy]

It's just the interactive element that seems characteristic. Like I hear a claim that, at some point, "everyone dreams of a village littered with blue corpses, and if they trip and fall then they will die in their sleep and become one of them" and ai just immediately know before I even check that, yes, this urban legend originated in Japan.

[lizardsfromspace]

[quasi-normalcy]

"Am I pretty?"

"I don't know, you're wearing a mask."

"How about now?"

"...I'd say you're a definite four--" (*remembers that four is bad luck in East Asia because it sounds like death*) "FIVE! I meant five! Definitely meant five!"

[sistersorrow]

According to Wikipedia, that could actually work according to some versions of the legend

"You're kinda mid, tbh" or "I don't have time for questions" are both valid responses

Maybe chuck some Werther's Originals at her for safe measure

[thefloatingstone]

[berensreverie]

What I want for Pride Month

[zhenya-grey]

I'm blocking everyone that nitpicks about “hurted”

I bet y'all are definitely normal about people who are not English and/or are disabled.

[machine-unlearning]

god I'm such a slut for Chinese eggplant in garlic sauce *decides it’s inaccurate to refer to myself as a slut in light of my minimal sexual activity* if The Enemy discovered my ardor for Chinese eggplant in garlic sauce, they would gain a significant strategic advantage

[urie]

americans are sooo desensitized to guns and sometimes it manifests in ways that affect your media literacy. like remember in the first episode of sherlock when john watson opens up his drawer and you see a gun in there and youre supposed to understand that this is narratively significant and conveys his suicidality as well as his willingness to skirt rules and laws but the first time i watched it i was like oh well theres his desk gun. lots of people have those

[triforcekeyblades]

Feeling really good so here are more pictures of me haha

[orcboxer]

by disagreeing with me on this topic, you're aligning yourself with everyone else who disagrees with me, which includes the Chaos Death Cult, and they chaos kill people so....

[lokaror]

we dont chaos kill that many people.

[orcboxer]

Well If You Say It's Not That Many

[viralfrog]

[dragongirlbunny]

[bruzum]

[cloudabserk]

i think people should be allowed to get a divorce or abortion at any time for any reason

[tamamita]

I'm laughing, there is so much anger in that headline

[dezainnet]

アリク・レヴィがLasvitより発表したクリスタル結晶のようなライト (dezeen) Crystal Rock table lamp by Arik Levy for Lasvit (dezeen)

[h0lyshift]

The older i get the more i understand why some people become obsessed with privacy, not because they’re hiding something, but because being constantly perceived starts to feel spiritually exhausting.

[unification]

we yucky slammingg

[loveridden1999]

constantly trying to see the inherent good in people is a humiliation ritual that i continue to willingly participate in

[ruffboi-mags]

[sugar-petals]

i watched the pizza in the oven. i am now dough and cheese

[blanketfortarchitect]

This is true. I watched an episode of how it’s made and now I’m an aluminum extrusion press