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Nick. 30s. He/They. Jersey girl. Taken. Please don’t expect any kind of consistency here. Minors DNI, nsfw-ish. Terfs piss off. Horny blog: sexfortarchitect

[powerbottombrucespringsteen]

There was a movie called Juno and the songs featured on that movie were compiled into an official soundtrack. This is generally regarded as major historical event from the 2000’s.

[segamascott]

[vamptits]

filtering down ao3 results from 14000 to 6 based on a single tag is foul. im sorry none of you are as enlightened as me ig.

[vamptits]

normal one. next question.

[mothgirl-is-a-gateway-drug-deac]

peer review

[junglejim4322]

Me when I look at something

[blanketfortarchitect]

Me when the oldest person alive wins the Stanley cup and kisses his boyfriend and completely changes the game for me and my situationship

[scaryhagmother]

White people be like: I have to take my french bulldog to the chiropractor

[scaryhagmother]

[scaryhagmother]

White people be like: I have to take my elderly cat to acupuncture

[pintmother]

i see you liking my posts, pervert

[sunspottedd]

Keep doing it

[anexperimentallife]

Allowing an addict to eat might be the most holy thing my tax dollars have ever done.

[charl0ttan]

im glad we're in the internet backwaters i think if dove chocolate or something replied to my post i would just keep reporting them for terorism again and again and again

[thememedaddy]

[ceruleanheaven]

i love being prevd its like getting a good grade in thoughts

[bgm05]

Being pro gay means being pro drunk diving because what if a scientstist discovered that drunk driving makes people gay.

[aflo]

Yoooooooo drunk diving sounds littt

[dogpuppy]

[spaceshipsandpurpledrank]

[zigdirty]

We're not leaving this gem to languish in the comments:

[neurokinetics]

am i buff yet?

[saturnmortis]

(:3 っ)∋ <- seal

[segamascott]

why am i going through mitosis... it hurts it hurts...

[segamascott]

now that there's two of me prepare to get sick of me

[segamascott]

who said that 😧

[reginasphalanges]

SCARY MOVIE 2 dir. keenen ivory wayans