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Nick. 30s. He/They. Jersey girl. Taken. Please don’t expect any kind of consistency here. Minors DNI, nsfw-ish. Terfs piss off. Horny blog: sexfortarchitect

[shark-citrus]

homie stop texting me im trying to jerk off

[lowkeyneeds]

telepathically jerking it with the mutuals

[depsidase]

[userautumn]

i like when men rub their dicks together and moan a lot.

[dionysiaproductions]

Tumblr should never have given us polls. Everyday I have to see years-old polls cross my dash proudly proclaiming past-me's vote which I now disagree with. Let me change my vote!! I have rethought which Tetris piece is the sexiest.

[anoddishleaf]

Which do you want to play with?

[blanketfortarchitect]

Go ahead and play with Agumon or whatever. I can entertain myself 🤤

[matchamoe]

Reblog if you want obscenely sexual and kinky messages in your askbox for shits and giggles.

[neenarchive]

companies make billions from you thinking you're ugly btw. only ugly thing is their bottom line. log out of tiktok right now.

[neenarchive]

learning to ask 'is this an ad' will save your life

[albva]

.jpg stands for .jolly pig

[blanketfortarchitect]

PNG stands for porkin’ good

[fladurblegon]

Gay bully be like “give me your brunch money”

[elordick]

𝑉𝑖𝑛𝑖𝑐𝑖𝑢𝑠 𝐴𝑛𝑑𝑟𝑎𝑑𝑒

[blanketfortarchitect]

I’m cat?

[constantmove]

Workin away 🫠

[l0s3r-g0r3-d3s7r0y4]

What if silence is in fact a sound, but because its a universal sound we just adapted to it and dont notice it anymore

[friends-of-magic]

I actually just wrote a paper on this!!

The short of it is, yes, that's exactly what happens. There's no such thing as pure silence outside of a vacuum (and inside a vacuum you'd be dead). So basically your ears are constantly adapting to the noise threshold of your surroundings and slowly ignoring it. If you were in a perfectly silent room (anechoic chambers are cool!) you would actually start to hear the sound of existing!

[aquilacalvitium]

[great-and-small]

Reached out to a biologist to request some info about an extinct species of freshwater shrimp and the email she sent in response was not only lovely and helpful but also kind of poetry to me? People who study invertebrates are actually the most hopeful and compassionate scientists that we have.

[dilf-in-peril]

I understand some of you are 19 but that is not an old man, he's 32.

[pukicho]

you strike me as someone who could properly tile a roof if he tried and i respect that a lot

I firmly believe I could do anything no matter what

[pukicho]

I meant more like a skill or something

[krusty-28-28]

are you implying there is no skill to breast milk?

[pukicho]

I was really just hoping breast milk wouldn’t become a major part of this conversation.

[beegonethots]

Explaining tumblr to anyone