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Nick. 30s. He/They. Jersey girl. Taken. Please don’t expect any kind of consistency here. Minors DNI, nsfw-ish. Terfs piss off. Horny blog: sexfortarchitect

[dogpuppy]

[hnrysml]

they call the authentic version of something "bonerfied" bc a boner is one of the realest things there is out there

[thickbelt1]

[puppygirldick]

With a glory hole you're having a threesome with the house

[heedra]

the football is an egg that needs to be incubated in the strong warm arms of players and tossed around violently by the strong warm arms of players and kicked by their strong warm legs to develop properly. and whoever wins the super bowl, their quarterback, gets to sit on the egg when it hatches so the young warbeast inside will imprint on them as its mama.

[karrakazz]

lydia tell me more about sports

[heedra]

if you look at a football stadium from above, it kind of looks like a giant cephalopoid eye and that's because it is.

[shark-citrus]

homie stop texting me im trying to jerk off

[lowkeyneeds]

telepathically jerking it with the mutuals

[depsidase]

[userautumn]

i like when men rub their dicks together and moan a lot.

[dionysiaproductions]

Tumblr should never have given us polls. Everyday I have to see years-old polls cross my dash proudly proclaiming past-me's vote which I now disagree with. Let me change my vote!! I have rethought which Tetris piece is the sexiest.

[anoddishleaf]

Which do you want to play with?

[blanketfortarchitect]

Go ahead and play with Agumon or whatever. I can entertain myself 🤤

[matchamoe]

Reblog if you want obscenely sexual and kinky messages in your askbox for shits and giggles.

[neenarchive]

companies make billions from you thinking you're ugly btw. only ugly thing is their bottom line. log out of tiktok right now.

[neenarchive]

learning to ask 'is this an ad' will save your life

[albva]

.jpg stands for .jolly pig

[blanketfortarchitect]

PNG stands for porkin’ good

[fladurblegon]

Gay bully be like “give me your brunch money”

[elordick]

𝑉𝑖𝑛𝑖𝑐𝑖𝑢𝑠 𝐴𝑛𝑑𝑟𝑎𝑑𝑒

[blanketfortarchitect]

I’m cat?

[constantmove]

Workin away 🫠