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Me, tears streaming down my face, sobbing, as I stare at the stars: itās just so beautiful
The medieval peasant I went back in time to give a bag of Doritos to, concerned: what terrible and powerful sorcerers they must have in your age, to be able to veil the vault of heaven itself from view, as you say
Me, sniffling: I didnāt realize, I canāt, itās so much, I, Iā¦ are the chips good, at least?
Medieval peasant, trying to make me feel better: theyāreā¦ magical, strange traveler
Jess & Luke in GILMORE GIRLS 2.05 | Nick & Nora, Syd & Nancy
His wife has filled his house with chintz. To keep it real I fuck him on the floor.
āice water makes you sickā āice water gives you stomach crampsā iām sorry if i have a hardy and oxlike american constitution but unless you have underlying health issues, the only water temperature that should cause adverse health effects is if you chug a gallon of boiling hot water that has also been laced with nefarious chemicals
AH, this person has never been on a forced 10k run in 90 degree heat 90 % humidity and then forced to slam a liter of ice water.
You will cramp. You will throw up. It will not rehydrate you at all. The medic will get to practice his large bore IVs.
Yeah, most people havenāt and never will so this wonāt actually happen to me.
give it up for girls with vaginas and boys with penises
pause i forgot cis people exist this was intended as a celebration of bottom surgery
i think the next kingdom hearts should have a hannah montana level
Huge potential for a Sora and Lilly team up
Gracie the giraffe is described as having rounded ears. She went missing from a ranch in Real County.
im crying dude
Yeehaw yall. Gracie is on the run.
To answer some common questions in the tags:
1. How do you lose a Giraffe? She apparently scaled a cliff that served as part of the enclosure (which the other giraffes in the herd had shown no interest in climbing.)
2. Well it should be easier to find her, she's a whole ass giraffe? Yeah, you'd think, but Texas ranches are fuckin huge. The man has apparently hired a helicopter and several drones to aide the search, but no luck yet. She's been seen on some game cameras on the nearby ranches though. But she's sneaky.
3. Why does a random guy in Texas have a herd of giraffes? Because it's Texas and we have basically no exotic animal regulations. No really. If you have enough land out in the hill country, you can just own stuff. It's fuckin nuts.
How do you lose a giraffe?!
You forget to cherish her
Cartilage isn't like muscle. Muscle is directly innervated with blood vessels and gets fed nutrients by the circulatory system. Knee cartilage is actually fed nutrients by being bathed in a nutrient bath of synovial fluid. The physical motion of bending and unbending pushes that fluid around and makes sure it gets into the cartilage properly. I feel like I'm summarizing this poorly, or oversimplifying it maybe, but this is essentially why your joints start to break down if you don't move them enough. If you're not moving them, you're not feeding them.
how many piercings do you have
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nuance (put it in the comments)
Googled something about quick hydration and it suggested big jug of water, couple tbsp pickle juice, dash of lime juice.
Its surprisingly tasty????
Pleased to report that after a day of this i am not longer craving caper brine and my mouth is not dry as usual. There's some good suggestions in the notes too that I want to try.
-ancient roman posca: water, red or white wine vinegar, honey, salt, herbs (coriander, mint, thyme)
-switchel: water, ginger, vinegar, sweetener, lemon, salt
-ayran: yogurt, water, salt, mint
-Agua pepino: water, cucumbers, lime, sugar, optional mint.
I have been reminded of:
-shrub: vinegar, sida water, elderberry (or other berry), sugar.
I have now been informed of
-sekanjabin: honey, vinegar, mint, water.
"Wow, I wonder why this post was popular this week."
-sees the reports of the heatwave in Europe-
"... ah."
Not sure how this works when shark skin is so incredibly smooth
Smoked slut weed šµāš«
This post keeps making me cry laughingg
kinda bullshit the English language doesn't have a discrete word for an unlit campfire. you light a campfire, but what is it before you light it? also a campfire, I guess. I need to invent a word that can be intuitively understood as "the arrangement of wood that is intended to become a campfire"
well "an arrangement of wood that is intended to become a campfire" sounds like it's just a bundle of sticks and I think there is a collective word for that maybe
