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Nick. 30s. He/They. Jersey girl. Taken. Please don’t expect any kind of consistency here. Minors DNI, nsfw-ish. Terfs piss off. Horny blog: sexfortarchitect

[neosatsuma]

[neosatsuma]

[rain-droplet]

who turned them german mid tag ?

[dastardlywlw]

how do you know they were transformed midday?

[a-kind-of-merry-war]

I've just found the single most homoerotic piece of LOTR art ever who wants to see

[outlaw-monarch]

Um, YES?

[a-kind-of-merry-war]

This is The Taming of Smeagol by Donato Giancola and by god they're gonna have a threeway with that wriggly guy

[a-kind-of-merry-war]

[theehorsepusssy]

[weirdlandtv]

Cartoon by John O'Brien for NEW YORKER magazine, 1991.

[aussa83-deactivated20201130]

Tell me a secret anonymously.

[blanketfortarchitect]

Put your secrets in my anonussy please

[seekingstars]

HOW’S THAT HOUSE THAT RAISED YOU? - Lev St. Valentine

[greelin]

i’m sincerely always saying this

[3000s]

forgot about stains, i really thought they were just listing off some things

[blanketfortarchitect]

I thought they were substitutes 🤣

[teaboot]

BREAKING NEWS: Man So Insufferable He Has Been Paid To Leave Every Project He Has Ever Joined Becomes Richest Person In Existence. "Le Epic Win", Says Man

[teaboot]

Tags by @cornbreadcommunard are killing me

[boviboy]

unclear. adj. of or pertaining to an uncle

[thethirdromana]

Putting the term "Catholic guilt" on a high shelf where fandom can't reach it until everyone learns how to identify characters who are very very clearly coded as Protestant.

[queer-crows-nightmare]

[boringkate]

A priest tells you that you're not allowed to cum and then tells you to give them money because they deserve it more than you: Not taxed.

A chaturbate femdom tells you that you're not allowed to cum and then tells you to give her money because she deserves it more than you: Taxed.

???

[blanketfortarchitect]

The solution? Tax churches double and no chaturbate tax

[threebigolsausages-deactivated2]

I get a strike at the bowling alley and the screen plays a clip of me being born

[sandersstudies]

Summer camp walk of shame is being the first team lead to pull out the first-aid kit… and it’s for YOURSELF

[d0n-d13g0]

"I'M TESTING THE FIRST-AID KIT"

[sandersstudies]

“Oh the blood? Yeah I’m just making sure the wound care products are effective haha.”

[czech-hunter-reject]

Go get fucked in the ass bro and maybe youll calm down

[unawakening-float02redux]

uhhhmmmmm!

😳☝️

[blanketfortarchitect]

Ack-chew-a-lee

🫤👉

[setulose]

Trace amounts of Monica in my life

[setulose]

A statistically insignificant level of Monica in my life

[setulose]

My life manufactured in a facility that also processes Monica