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Nick. 30s. He/They. Jersey girl. Taken. Please don’t expect any kind of consistency here. Minors DNI, nsfw-ish. Terfs piss off. Horny blog: sexfortarchitect

[loveridden1999]

"they've had intercourse" "i know that i'm asking if they've kissed"

[loveridden1999]

i think abt this a lot

[acotars]

how many books have you read this year?

zero

1-3

4-8

9-15

16-30

31-60

61-100

101+

Remaining time: 6 hours 29 minutes

so sorry but no, fanfics don't count (even if they're novel length). you can define "read" however you'd like -- physcial book, ebook, audiobook, etc. and it's up to you whether you count dnfs!

[hppjmxrgosg]

"going out to get milk" is a common turn of phrase used to describe a man abandoning his family.

the "milkman" is a common figure in stories depicting a woman's infidelity and adulterous affair.

this implies that the ability to provide milk would both decrease the likelihood of a man abandoning his wife and children, as it would eliminate the need for leaving to get milk AND would secure that man's marriage, as his wife would have no need to seek milk from an extraneous source.

therefore, all men should produce milk, through various means such as:

- being a cow

- being an almond

- being a woman

- being a coconut

- being in the omegaverse

- being an oat

(list is exemplary and not finite)

in this essay, i will redefine the nuclear family and explain the seductive and inflammatory nature of the 1993 "Got Milk?" commercials.

[hppjmxrgosg]

you shut your mouth.

[blanketfortarchitect]

Is rice acceptable? Or perhaps a cashew?

[groovysarity]

I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue

[kisseism]

"omg you remembered!" of course i did. I have a file on you

[galactic-mayhem]

saw this on pinterest but i think it belongs here too

[vinnie-vindictive]

this will never not be important

[cracklewink]

the root rabbit gang 🥕🥔🧄🫜🧅

tag yourself

[mens-rights-activia]

[murdaawasthecase-deactivated202]

Lmaoooo who is making these

[mens-rights-activia]

Mens-rights-activia

[mens-rights-activia]

I literally did lmao, signed it with my face

[reverendsicko]

Everyone send me ur best impression of a guy with a boner

[iggykoopa666]

[whycantiuseunderscore]

[bruzum]

[blanketfortarchitect]

Ok ok I’m coming. Geez

[kidgokart]

if i were a woman, i would tweet “ginger snapped so jennifer could body”, but i’m not a woman, and i don’t use twitter, and i haven’t seen jennifer’s body, and i don’t make a lot of money or have a car or look nice

[kidgokart]

and i don’t dress well or know how to tie any knots besides the regular one you tie your shoes with. my taste in music is lacking and i need a haircut

[fairycosmos]

"sorry for spam liking" sorry for redirecting the asteroid from planet earth thats what you sound like. thats literally what you sound like

[mournfulroses]

Albert Camus, from a letter to María Casares featured in Correspondance, 1944-1959

[sssaravegas]

seeing mutuals naked on the dash:

[johnny-depp-is-loved]

[cutecipher]

as a feminist i support recreational abortion

[cutecipher]

i have mixed feelings about competitive

[cutecipher]

*maddest ive ever been, eye twitching* thats baseless. its something else actually.