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Nick. 30s. He/They. Jersey girl. Taken. Please don’t expect any kind of consistency here. Minors DNI, nsfw-ish. Terfs piss off. Horny blog: sexfortarchitect

[dilf-in-peril]

I understand some of you are 19 but that is not an old man, he's 32.

[pukicho]

you strike me as someone who could properly tile a roof if he tried and i respect that a lot

I firmly believe I could do anything no matter what

[pukicho]

I meant more like a skill or something

[krusty-28-28]

are you implying there is no skill to breast milk?

[pukicho]

I was really just hoping breast milk wouldn’t become a major part of this conversation.

[beegonethots]

Explaining tumblr to anyone

[tendie-defender]

We should bring back forest green.

[dispatchesfromtheclasswar]

[i-am-a-fish]

yuri and yaoi are some of the best, most sacred things in the entire world

[whale-shark-detector]

Whale shark not detected (｡•́︿•̀｡)

[i-am-a-fish]

yuri and yaoi and whale shark are some of the best, most sacred things in the entire world

[whale-shark-detector]

Whale shark detected! Yippie

Thank you fish :3

[jerkeline]

[thomasxgrey-deactivated20181001]

[powerbottombrucespringsteen]

There was a movie called Juno and the songs featured on that movie were compiled into an official soundtrack. This is generally regarded as major historical event from the 2000’s.

[segamascott]

[vamptits]

filtering down ao3 results from 14000 to 6 based on a single tag is foul. im sorry none of you are as enlightened as me ig.

[vamptits]

normal one. next question.

[mothgirl-is-a-gateway-drug-deac]

peer review

[junglejim4322]

Me when I look at something

[blanketfortarchitect]

Me when the oldest person alive wins the Stanley cup and kisses his boyfriend and completely changes the game for me and my situationship

[scaryhagmother]

White people be like: I have to take my french bulldog to the chiropractor

[scaryhagmother]

[scaryhagmother]

White people be like: I have to take my elderly cat to acupuncture

[pintmother]

i see you liking my posts, pervert

[sunspottedd]

Keep doing it

[anexperimentallife]

Allowing an addict to eat might be the most holy thing my tax dollars have ever done.

[charl0ttan]

im glad we're in the internet backwaters i think if dove chocolate or something replied to my post i would just keep reporting them for terorism again and again and again

[thememedaddy]

[ceruleanheaven]

i love being prevd its like getting a good grade in thoughts