[delatoid]

John Roddish

[emiyamore]

you have to let the princess hit you and put weird things in you

[emiyamore]

an entire slimegirl down your throat

[lea-knows-the-devil]

[vivecguccibelt]

Pokémon! It's you and me! [Tentacruel obliterates an entire fucking building] I KNOW IT'S OUR DESTINYYY

[juniper-petunia]

ok i gotta know cuz it’s a pet peeve of mine…

which one do u use when ur talking about having an orgasm

cum

come

Remaining time: 6 days 19 hours

[meruruken]

bunnies are laundering

[normalmammal]

I’m so pro abortion I feel insane hearing any other take on it

[normalmammal]

Even lefties I know will eventually concede to some situation where they think it’s right to force someone to carry a child against their will as if that’s not one of the most inhumane and cruel situations to put someone in regardless of any other factors

[nanadouken]

repairs

[lady-of-vitreous-sight]

the sinister fetishist would like to touch your left hand inappropriately

[transgenderization]

i fucking hate maid training theres so much to remememeber

[juicydemon]

An Idle Squeeze

Rachel gets rather distracted by her own body when she’s waiting for her morning toast to pop.

[1percentcharge]

i have a random issue with a handful of pre-srar fall out boy songs where I LOVE the the start of the song or just generally everything but the chorus, but the chorus itself i find kind of underwhelming (eg: ilalwtwiattgyo, ttotbo, igatrimeanomf, cfmrfrpfmsr, gblogbd(dyptstsasgts)

[geeko-sapiens]

poor thing...walked straight into the electric fence

[demilypyro]

what do mathematicians even do. they already invented all the numbers bro

[slime-pink]

they've got one guy who just keeps counting up. they're hoping he'll eventually hit one they haven't thought of yet

[sunray-angel]

please stop touching the angel's halo the fingerprint smudges will cause read and write errors

[bitchautism]

even when a transfem does actually do something harmful (rare occurrence) or even just posts something mildly questionable, the response should never be to stalk her for years, monitor all of her online and offline activity and ruin her life through removing any supports she has. it's really that simple

[capnsoapy]

being a trans girl feels like being the person who has to explain the rules of the board game to everybody but for everything in your life. including explaining the rules of board games.

[quyinch-deactivated20250331]

pinning down a tiny gf from both perspectives 🥹