houseinthetrees

I'm a person I think probably god herself

[house1nthetrees]

Ok ill do some sort of website introduction becuase idfk. Uh I have no clue how to properly do this but I'm a person probably who knows I've got issues with my identity in all the good ways. I wanna be a cosmic entity. Also I like fucking with people and language, so I use neo pronouns becuase they go fucking hard, I baked mine with a little bit of love for flavour :). I don't quite know what I'm doing on this website, I migrated from the depth of hell and I'm trying to make myself at home. This place seems cozy in the right places so I'll try to follow along.

Uh, fuck shit up, down thr shit up thr right. And eat the French fries you left them ice cold on the counter mom :3

Oh also I can't spell for shit so L to anyone who can read whst I say.

[penumbralwoods]

every time someone realizes they dont have to pick between being a boy or a girl an angel gets its wings btw. and also extremely loud cheering can be heard in the distance from me specifically

[penumbralwoods]

btw if you've ever wondered why i make posts like this and get really obnoxious about nonbinary positivity. this is why

and for all of yall that are still figuring it out or aren't getting the support you deserve:

[ananayellow]

Another one of these silly drawings for my collection

[loveridden1999]

in a way i am my own dead wife

[maxxie-or-smth]

you've met me at a very "yeah i'm trying to work on that" time in my life

[meanbuddhist]

just identified a behavioral pattern within myself

[razzledazzlesuperfan1001]

Making rnd in desmos :D update 1

Heads are done :3

[house1nthetrees]

Obligatory, thats fucking rad

[woodwool]

severely deficient in whatever vitamin makes u a person

[astraldemise]

looks at you

[astraldemise]

looks at you

[syn4k]

@bettsplendens i'd just like you to know that this is my favorite comment on this post and i'd like it to be memorialized

[animals-with-fan-art]

Added to the collection by @dysfunctionalto

[nessimaki-deactivated20141106]

[dialupmodern]

Babe, you okay? you reblogged “and we were nice to each other” like 12 times again

[beadyeyes]

4yo: actually, my dad work for nike

Me: my dad works for dinosaur

4yo: (very skeptic but doesn't have the words to call me out) tell me what... is the... dinosaurs name😑

[house1nthetrees]

Tumblrina blunder,

Stranger: "I like your shoelaces!"

Me (clearly not listening properly): "I wear long longs!"

Stranger (disgusted): "ugh nevermind" (flicks hair)

[house1nthetrees]

It wasn't the deafening sound of it, it wasn't the way it made your skin crawl before you could even see it, nor was it how your chest would ripple under its might, no. It was the silence that came after that broke me. The last stars had gone out, and death had come for me, and no one, no thing, would ever remeber its chant.

[house1nthetrees]

My favorite celebrity, Matt Parker, doesn't eat chicken and for so long before hand I had to justify why I don't want to eat chicken but idk having a Math comedian holding similar opinions to me made me feel so seen omgomgomgomgomggggggg someone I admire does something I do because of the same reasons 🥺🥺🥺🥺

[what-even-is-thiss]

The thing about being trans is that once you come to terms with it it’s really just whatever but The Cis People insist upon being weird about it

[house1nthetrees]

Coming to terms with being trans made me realize that its litrally as big of a deal as putting on a diffrent t-shirt but if someone tries to stop me theyll get The Wrath™️

[k1ntsug1-r0b0t-g1rl]

ur telling me i have to make food again? i already did that yesterday! twice!!

[k1ntsug1-r0b0t-g1rl]

this is some real bullshit

[bigbadowlet]

Nobody tell it about the dishes

[k1ntsug1-r0b0t-g1rl]

I'm gonna be on the news

[house1nthetrees]

How it feels when you realize that *the pile* has become large enough to where you can no longer feel the floor beneath your feet

[house1nthetrees]

Is everyone ok?????