Millenial Clarice Starling
Eats avocado toast before running every day
Ironically sleeps in Tattle Crime t-shirts
Definitely uses the “Zombies Run” app
Follows like ten cooking channels on Youtube, either never uses the recipes or just uses them to augment her shitty instant ramen
“Do you think God feels powerful when he kills” “I’m an atheist.”
Is buried in student loan debt and has like four or five roommates, not just Ardelia, even after several years as an agent.
Has a shell account on every social media platform to respond to posts made to “The FBI Agent watching me”
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