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i’ll be like 40 w/no kids and people will say “aw i’m so sorry for you” and i’ll be like how was the fucking wiggles reunion tour asshole i went to italy last week for fun and didn’t have to hire a sitter

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This is a very sad mentality. To think oneself more important than that of progeny is the sign of a failed human life.

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so the wiggles concert wasn’t as good as you thought it would be huh

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Reblog if you've never had a New Years kiss

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i’m not even sure what sexual attraction really feels like

for me it’s something i think happened to me maybe once or twice, and only in a relationship.

people talk about others they find sexy and i never see it. aesthetically pleasing yes, but sexually attractive? does not compute

sex is something that i could do, if i wanted, but i could live without it

i like pretty people. i like kissing pretty people. i like intimacy, but sexual intimacy isn’t something i need or want

people talk about how they can’t go ‘without’ for more than a week. i’ve been ‘without’ for over three years and i never think about it

i like writing smut. i like drawing smut. neither make me less asexual

i get more fulfilment from good food than i ever did from sex

people talk about asexuals as if they’re naive and innocent babies. i’m an adult. i know what sex is. i just don’t care about it.

i’m not weird, broken, or wrong. just asexual.

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this post has made me think that I might be asexual ???

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little reminders to myself and anyone else who needs it {don’t repost/don’t delete my caption}

Me: Want to go for breakfast tomorrow?

Friend: Sure! For 10?

Me: Oh, I was thinking a little earlier.

Friend: 10 o'clock is early!

Me: No, it's not. That is brunch time.

Friend: No, that's 11!

Me: Fine, we'll go for 10 but I am fucking eating before you pick me up.

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so here’s a fun story about this movie. guess who loves this movie? me! i do! i love this movie. i love this movie so much that when i was in the 7th grade and i saw “first wives club 2” on pay per view i was like: HELL YEAH!! FIRST WIVES CLUB TWO!! NO ONE TOLD ME THERE WAS A SEQUEL!!!

here’s the synopsis for first wives club 2:

disgruntled first wives take their ex-husbands’ new lovers under their wing.

sounds great, right? awesome viewing material for a precocious 11-year-old.

so i buy this movie, and like, three minutes into it i’m starting to feel suspicious?? like it’s really low quality and my girls are nowhere in sight?? how come none of the first wives are the same?? how come they’re alone in a bedroom with mood lighting?? why is she taking off her shirt?? why are they both taking off their shirts?? WHY ARE THEY—

here’s what i did not know about first wives club 2:

it is a lesbian porno of no relation to the beloved 1996 classic.

so of course i, horrified that i’ve accidentally bought porn on my family’s account (and in that state of panic that kids work themselves into whenever anything regarding sex is mentioned), quickly shut off the TV and go upstairs and watch an episode of veggie tales to like, cleanse my soul and apologize to jesus, and that’s that.

EXCEPT, OF COURSE:

you have to pay for pay per view.

so the end of the month comes and i have completely put this incident out of my mind, haha, i accidentally bought porn, how funny, TELL NO ONE. right? and i’m sitting at a nice dinner with my mother, my stepfather, and my very religious aunt deb, and we’re just talking about farm things, whatever, when suddenly my mother puts her fork down and says, “okay, there’s something we need to discuss. as a family.”

AS A FAMILY.

and i’m like, running through a list of people i know who could conceivably be dead, and fantasizing about my mother announcing that she’s going to buy me My Own Computer Just Because U Earned It Kiddo, and she pulls out a piece of paper that says DIRECTV across the top. and i’m like: OH NO.

“i received the tv bill today,” my mother said, and i was like, shoveling potatoes into my mouth as fast as i could because i knew that when i went to PORN PRISON they weren’t going to feed me this kind of quality starch. “does anybody want to tell me who purchased the pornography?”

as a reminder, a quick table survey:

my mother, surprised and disappointed by the porn bill (innocent)

my stepfather, a grumbly old cowboy who just wants to sing along to kenny chesney and watch the hunt for red october (innocent)

my aunt deb, a super religious catholic whose best friend is a nun named Sister Placid (innocent)

me, the 11-year-old with a mouthful of potatoes who definitely purchased the lesbian pornography

silence.

my mother said, “i’m not going to ask again.”

silence.

my aunt looked at my stepdad. my stepdad looked at my aunt. NOBODY LOOKED AT ME, THE 11-YEAR-OLD WITH A MOUTHFUL OF POTATOES WHO DEFINITELY PURCHASED THE LESBIAN PORNOGRAPHY.

my mother shook her head and put the bill down. “this was incredibly inappropriate,” she said. “skip, deb, whoever. buy that shit on your own time. i’m not paying for it. what if molly had seen it?”

WHAT IF MOLLY HAD SEEN IT?

“don’t expose my kid to that crap.”

DON’T

EXPOSE

MY KID

TO THAT CRAP

“if you want to watch porn, fine, but do it in private and don’t expect me to pay for it. i can’t believe one of you did that in the living room.”

I CAN’T BELIEVE ONE OF YOU DID THAT

IN THE LIVING ROOM

but molly, why didn’t you own up to it and explain that it was an accident?

are you fucking kidding

i did not want to go to porn prison

the fun conclusion to this story is that i never owned up to it, which means that there are 3 people in the world who have not solved the mystery of the lesbian porn. a quick survey:

my mother, who lives every day wondering whose porn she paid for

my stepfather, who probably wishes he knew less about his wife’s sister’s porn preferences

my aunt, who probably wishes she knew less about her sister’s husband’s porn preferences

but molly, why don’t you own up to it now, with the safety of time and distance and the knowledge that porn prison isn’t real?

are you fucking kidding

this is the best thing i’ve ever done

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what an amazing story

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KEVIN SMITH: It costs nothing to encourage an artist

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THIS IS THE BEST COMMERCIAL EVER

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I’ve reblogged this so many times because I truly think every parent should involve themselves with what their child enjoys.

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Not to mention this is an act of solidarity. He’s saying “even if the entire world is against you, I’m on your side.” Which I think is important for a kid to know. He’s refusing to be a bully to his child, even if he doesn’t understand.

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I work at Hot Topic and we had a white suburban dad in who was buying matching heavy metal/screamo band shirts for him and his teenage daughter and said “To be honest, I think this stuff sounds like garbage, but she likes it so we listen to it together and we’re going to the concert for Christmas.” And it was just really heartwarming to see him so involved in his child’s life and validating her interests.

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I WILL NEVER NOT REBLOG THIS.

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Tumblr doesn’t want to please you.

When you consider the latest highly annoying changes to Tumblr, never forget that they aren’t meant for you. Yahoo, Tumblr’s owner, is under a lot of pressure to make some money. That means that Tumblr has to either pull its weight or be shut down. In the Web-ancient adage, “If you aren’t the customer, you’re the product.” That is, if you aren’t directly paying for any Website, then the Website is selling you, in the form of advertising. Tumblr desperately needs to monetize you. To monetize you, they need to know your personal demographics, so that they can sell groups of similar users to advertisers.

In that light, think about the recent changes to tag search. If you have a tracked tag for your best friend’s name, that isn’t monetizable; there aren’t enough people following that tag to be useful to an advertiser. Suppose instead you have a tracked tag that does more-or-less map to a demographic, or to a customer base. Let’s say you’re following “loligoth”. When you click through that tag, you immediately get a set of posts customized to your interest and – this is important – your eye can easily slide over ads to the good bits. Injecting ads into that tracked tag gets you a lot of “impressions” (views) but not many click-throughs or conversions, where the advertising money is. Suppose advertisers attempt to monetize that demographic, guessing, for instance, that most lolitas will be late teenagers and twenty-something girls with disposable income and injecting ads accordingly. Click-throughs don’t go up, because loligoths will immediately reject ads for anything other than Lolita brands. You, the product, have a finely-developed anti-ad immune system. Advertisers can’t inject – stereotyping here – an ad for lipstick into a Lolita tag, because it’s obviously a foreign body and is easy for products to reject.

You can’t monetize tracked tags. Consider what Tumblr is giving us instead. It is, as you’ve no doubt noticed, not a coincidence that Tumblr’s example is a merchandisable product. Who wants the latest news on pizza? Customers don’t. Pizza sellers sure do want those customers, though. Tracked search has some important advantages over tracked tags. It appears randomly, so that you are likely to read a few lines before you realize what has happened. It camouflages into your normal feed, because your interests are likely to be broader than your individual tags, and clever ads (fat chance) are less obviously out of place. And it is monetizable not by inference from a single tag, but based on your entire set of interests. "Likes Lolita, Crimson Peak, and college", plus any explicit age, sex, location data you’ve put in your profile, tells the advertiser a lot more than “Likes Lolita”, and is thus more monetizable.

Finally, Tumblr is under pressure not only to monetize the audience it has, but to grow that audience. Tumblr already has you. Tumblr knows how to get you and your friends. Tumblr wants your uncle who uses Pinterest, your friend’s mom who uses Facebook, and your boss who uses LinkedIn. You can expect any new features to be designed to hook those people.

Doubt me? Look at Twitter. Twitter just cut 8% of their jobs. The business analysis I’ve read points to two factors: Twitter’s audience isn’t increasing enough, and Twitter’s attempts at monetization aren’t successful enough. If you think Marissa Meyer, head of Yahoo, isn’t evaluating Tumblr against those two metrics, I have a slice of pizza to sell you.

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what corporate types don’t ever seem to recognize is that the general public views advertising as parasitic. hostile. subconsciously, we view it as an attack.

the more they turn the environment into a shooting barrel with us as the fish, the more people feel unwelcome, unsettled, unsafe. and sooner or later, we gtfo. the only reason tumblr still has a customer base at all is because no one else has so far managed to get a short-blog-format-with-reblogging site off the ground.

nobody likes it here. corporate doesn’t care. but they probably should.

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I'd be curious to see how a legit cycle of testosterone would affect my physique. Plenty of hot stories on here about how an alpha muscle god's juice changes a small guy into something more (see @turningalpha @talesofthealpha @roidedbro ). If you were serious about altering your body, wouldn't you try it too? I would.

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