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dont take the things im annoyed by too seriously im currently pissed off at how badly-designed the golden girls' coffee pot is

virgoprivilege

look at this shit. 90 degrees betty white fighting for her life and still 2 mugs of coffee stuck in there

You can carbon date this post by its shade of blue

thefirstpaleontologist

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mikeflanaganuniverse

One year became two. And from two, it spread into an endless time, so it seemed. Three, four, five years would pass. And there was peace.

shittymoviedetails

In the Amazing Spider-Man 2 (2014) Gwen tells Peter “I can’t live like this.” This is proven later in the movie because she dies.

nonbineraryitinerary

First of all, *bursts into tears*

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IS THIS REAL LIFE???

lilyrighter

don’t tell the guy who got angry at moreos

perchu-deactivated20180224

YOU BITCHES TALKING ABOUT ME BEHIND MY BACK YOU THINK I WOULDNT NOTICE THIS SHIT? WELL GUESS WHAT I DID NOTICE THIS SHIT AND LET ME TELL YOU WHAT? IM RATHER FUCKING UPSET. MOREOS WERE BAD BUT THIS, THIS SHIT, THIS FUCKING SHIT IS THE ROCK BOTTOM OF MANKIND. NOT ONLY HAD THE OREO COMPANY DECIDED TO EXPAND THEIR SHITFEST BY MAKING THIS CIRCULAR SHITSTAIN, BUT DOMINOS DECIDED TO JOIN THE CLUSTERFUCK AS WELL. JUST FUCKING PROOF THAT THE CANCER OF HUMANITY THAT IS OREOS IS FUCKING SPREADING. IM SO FUCKING ANGRY RIGHT NOW, I FUCKING TOLD YOU ALL. YOU THOUGHT I WOULDNT SEE THIS? I HAVE SOURCES, I KNOW WHEN IM BEING TALKED ABOUT, AND YOU BETTER BELIEVE THATS A GOOD THING BECAUSE IM GONNA PUT THIS OREO MONSTROSITY BACK IN ITS PLACE, JUST YOU FUCKING WAIT. WATCH YOUR FUCKING BACK