Things I like

Life is nothing without whimsy.

[torukou]

happy to see you (´｡•ㅅ•｡`)

[odonianpoet]

[babyanimalgifs]

“May I have this dance?“ 

(via)

[babyanimalgifs]

This seal relaxing halfway under water 

(via)

[everythingfox]

Baby stingray and the photo bomber

[usxgi13-deactivated20210117]

Omg the feets

[everythingfox]

Illegally small

[taraljc]

*dying*

[animatedamerican]

[katswenski]

A mystery, indeed. My website – My Facebook page – See me on LINE Webtoon!

[pics-that-make-you-go-hmm]

[beeftea78-deactivated20200113]

some oddly specific advice from Hesiod (c700 BC)

[argumate]

which thicc girl hurt you (and stole your grain)

[theatsymbol-deactivated20210220]

Grain-stealing thots

[one-time-i-dreamt]

Saw this man out of my bus being extremely happy about his number four balloon

[youarrogantlittleshit]

Congratulations to him for turning 4!!

[durbikins]

funny noise

[toothydimwit]

cat login sound

[catchymemes]

When you get a friend to print the boarding slip

[astrangergivingthestrangewelcome]

She must have paid money at a print shop for that!

[ruinedchildhood]

[frigbob]

Turn up volume for gentle clanking

(Cat is why garden visits are strictly supervised!)

[trufflesmushroom]

This duck is obviously having a pretty glorious time in there but dare I say it, specifically his butt is having an even better time, or probably the best possible time.

[harrypottersource]

Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince (2009) dir. David Yates

[greencow4]

😭

[awesome-picz]

Meet Nova The German Shepherd And Pacco The Ferret, That Are The Unlikeliest Of Best Buds .

[aveline-shepard]

“I also think it’s weird in movies, when someone has amnesia, and they wake up in the hospital, a lot of times surrounded by friends and family, but when they open their eyes they go ‘WHO ARE YOU?!’ because that’s not how you act when you don’t recognize somebody. That’s very rude. It would be chaos out there if every time you saw someone you didn’t recognize you went ‘WHO ARE YOU?!’. I always try to be really polite in life, so if I had amnesia, you’d never know it! I’d wake up and they’d be like ‘Hi John, we’re so happy you’re awake’ and I’d just be like, ‘Oh, hey man… How’s it going? Oh hey dude, nice to see you again’ because that’s how you act when you can tell that someone recognizes you and you have no fucking clue who they are.”

— John Mulaney

[andreablythe]

Excellent point.

[thatgirlonstage]

John Mulaney woke up with amnesia once and never told anyone because he was too worried about being rude