HVC Inc.

Eight girls. One liberal arts college. Four years of mischief and debauchery. What could possibly go wrong?

[unitatoprince]

Well I know what I’m handing out on Valentines day

[daddys-porcelain-doll-deactivat]

For Daddy this Valentine’s Day. 

[seiphirai]

A Surprise Pride and Prejudice Engagement

(Note: This isn’t me)

[thestraggletag]

See? This is a tailor-made proposal. Not some “big screen of basketball game nonsense. This person took into account his girlfriend’s pastimes and favourite things in the world, knew how close to the family she was and engineered the perfect engagement proposal, without a doubt managing to make sure this would please her (surely her mother and sisters would know).

This is how you do big gestures.

[christytortland]

wow. wow wow wow.

[mokonahapuuuuuu]

if someone proposed to me like this I’d say yes on the spot…

[ili-sofi]

omg so beautiful #dead

[how-i-met-hvc]

omggggg elaineisalliam!!!

[spacesickathomecamp-deactivated]

[how-i-met-hvc]

After an orgo exam.

[space-raccoons]

[how-i-met-hvc]

what is going on.

[how-i-met-hvc]

cool! from some random place

[simpsons420]

[lulz-time]

wanderlustwbu:

my cake for after exams

Specially made for me

[dutchster]

[how-i-met-hvc]

F U C K Bi Tc He S Ge Tm O Ne Y

[fabulousphotoset]

[the-absolute-best-posts]

mymysteriouslullaby:

Mochi Ice Cream

[how-i-met-hvc]

omg so i spent the night at someones house and after sex we were cuddling n shit and i think when i was asleep i farted on him...

[how-i-met-hvc]

Attention everyone! The sock I am holding is missing its partner very dearly. It can only warm one foot while the other suffers in the cold brisk air. Please help me find its soulmate. 

[how-i-met-hvc]

Shiny Struggles

"Every single time I watch scary movies, I remember that I can't handle scary movies."

[how-i-met-hvc]

Late Night Struggles

Shiny Park: "There are no desserts in my house. Send help.”

[cuteschoolgirl]

*at karaoke bar* what the FUCK do you mean you don’t have the mulan soundtrack 

[how-i-met-hvc]

[how-i-met-hvc]

I have seen this too many times before. The unwarranted devotion. Putting up with the fear of being with the wrong person because you can't deal with the fear of being alone. The hope tinged with doubt, and the doubt tinged with hope.

David Levithan

[how-i-met-hvc]

Summer Adventures

Today while walking to Grand St. in Brooklyn, my sister and I spotted a dildo on the sidewalk.... that is all i have no words other than whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy?!?!?!?!?

[fabulousphotoset]

[the-absolute-best-posts]

mymysteriouslullaby:

Mochi Ice Cream