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@how-sluttacular-blog
Case #019: So how's that backhanded compliment thing working out for you?
Heyy :) really like your profile hope to talk more to be honest I skipped ur page and something told me to go back and after reading your page I see y i like your summury bout yourself im the same way I have dreams to and feel its my place to inspife ppl
Case #018: What is it with people trying to force me to smile I don't get it
I dont normaly say hey whats up more like hey im [name] hopefully i will get to talk to u and put some more of those beautiful smiles on ur face
Case #017: Full Disclosure (Or Something)
I have viewed your profile several times and seem to be attracted to it. I just ended a 15 year marriage this year due to her cheating on me for the last three years. Not that this is why I am here but was wondering why she wouldn't have sex with me for almost three years. I have decided to move on with my life and attempt to meet someone else. I have been out of the dating field for so long it all seems new to me. I would like to get to know you a little better. Message me back and feel free to ask me anything,
Case #016: That's Sarcastic
you had me at curvy bisexual that's sarcastic. ^_~
Case #015: Bi Friend? Really?
Hey there my gf and I are looking for new bi friends... We are only a short drive from you and think you're cute...
THE ROYAL WE SENT ME ANOTHER MESSAGE.
Hi great pics you look cute and have great style. We are looking for fun girl to come chill with me and my hubby. party and have fun , we need a beach friend if you like to chill with us sexy and have some fun hit us back hope to hear soon ;)
I don't think she (they?) remember they sent me a similar message a while back...oi
I am a 100% serious billionaire. I got my money owning and trading hole-in-the-wall Mexican restaurants in the southern Cali area by the time I turned 16. I am also the inventor of bath salts. I have started my own genre of music called “dirt folk” because I act like a homeless hippy because I don’t have to work anymore. I am going to infect the LA-area with my zombie potion - so watch out - it comes in the form of medical marijuanaz. I used to be addicted to typos and went to 1st grade three times (by choice) to find the higher power within myself (autocorrect and spell check).
My Response: This is one of the funnier messages i’ve gotten on here. (via lolokcupidmessages)
Case #014: We're a 13% Match, What Did You Honestly Expect?
Hello, I'm gonna start by saying that you are very beautiful!! :D Then I'm gonna go on to say, i read your profile, and me any u are very different people.. i cant find many things that we have in common, yet.... i find myself attracted to you... lol, well its your choice to message me back or not, so if you're interested please message me back! :)
Case #013: "You know what book is and your not afraid of it."
(tl;dr for some, I'm sure, so I'll post my highlights at the bottom.)
thespian- I want to say your the most interesting person I have seen on this site in a long time. You call yourself a huge nerd, so from one nerd to another, we rule the earth. In the 80's jocks vs. Nerds seemed to be the eternal struggle but guess who won. WE DID! Now no one can live without a computer. Understanding hit dice is considered comically sexy. Yeah I went there. Nerds all grew up and became rich. All those quirky fashion trends are now geek shiek and formed a new class of sub human known as the hipster. LoL! I think you sound like my type of person. You know what book is and your not afraid of it. I noticed Hemmingway was on your list of reads. I wrote my thesis on Old Man and the Sea. Comics are fun and the rest of the country is definitely catching up with all the comic book movies. I play video games a good bit; and I wish I still had friends who could sit down for me to run a D&D game. We talk about playing but never can get the players. Its a shame really. I love being out and about doing quirky stuff and I am always geeking it up in some way. Most recently I am hunting someone to go see Abraham Lincoln Vampire Hunter with me this weekend. The book was a hilarious great read. Anyway, I think your gorgeous both inside and out, I hope we can get to become friends. As I have said before you my type of person. Hit me up. Oh sorry my name is Nick.
Sluttacular's Highlights:
"Understanding hit dice is considered comically sexy. Yeah I went there."
"Shiek" ≠ "Chic"
You are 31, you wrote your thesis on Old Man and the Sea, and you can't even spell Hemingway's name correctly, differentiate between you're and your, or properly use a semi-colon.
"Oh sorry my name is Nick." Rather than going back and editing it before sending it. Okay.
ALL THE AWARDS.
Case #012: Do I Look Like the Actress Who Plays Morgana on Merlin or Something?
Salutations and other such phrases, M'lady! How goes it?
Case #011: Are You Invoking the Royal We, or are You Hitting Me Up for a Threesome?
Hi we really liked your profile and you look so cute in your pics we love your style. we like to chat more and maybe chill if you like. you seem smart,fun,and cute and thats a great mix. hope to hear back;)
Case #010: I Guess Some People Equate "Classical Actor" to "Bollywood Fan"
I have something to say! Hi. I'm Tim. I've never really got into musicals before, but there's one I picked up from Bollywood that I absolutely love: "3 Idiots," have you seen it?
Case #009 Update!
Me: I'm only dangerous if you don't know how to properly construct a sentence...
Him: That's not good. This cellphone makes it difficult to spayl werds korrectaly and mayk it sownd lyk eym smart fer the purty laydee awn the interwebs.
Me: Please stop messaging me.
NEW VIDEO: “My Worst Hookup Ever” - I’ll be checking out people who reblog this - it’s a great way for me to find blogs to follow/reblog and to introduce me to your friends!
Spirit animal.
the-wanderslut replied to your post
Case #008: You Lost Me at "Mad Pretty" :
“Or I’d have to tickle you.” Uh. No. Run.
RIGHT?
(If you enjoy my posts you should go follow the-wanderslut, she's fabulous.)
OkCupid Fairy: What Took You So Long to Notice?
We just detected that you're now among the most attractive people on OkCupid. We learned this from clicks to your profile and reactions to you in Quickmatch and Quiver. Did you get a new haircut or something? Well, it's working!
Here is the text from a site on how to pick up women on an online dating site
“Picking Women On Online Dating Websites”
So you’ve already created a witty, original profile that displays your high value with pictures of both your body and face, and included a kick ass description that demonstrates (not states) your personality type a positive traits. You could just leave it at that and hope the women will begin sending messages your way, but where’s the fun in that when you’ve got thousands of hot women to browse through and choose from? Now its time to figure out who to choose out of the masses, which can actually prove to be much more difficult that it appears to be at first glance. You really can’t just browse through the profiles saying to yourself “I’d hit that” and always expect to get what her profile is promising. I’ve number closed at least 50 women on an online dating website and I wouldn’t have even approached them unless they looked hot in their profile pictures. However, something interesting will happen when you see some of them in person; they look nothing like their profile pictures at all. Many times they’ll look like the ugly sister of the girl that you thought you were supposed to meet! Here are a couple of basic rules to follow that will help you to filter through the “fake hot chicks” and locate the ones that are worth spending your time pursuing: 1) Look for women that are following the exact same rules that you are following when it comes to posting picture: closeup face, followed by a full body-shot, then finally any of various pictures they want to use. The more pictures the better. Women are sneaky as all hell, and they will do anything they can to hide their true physique. A big thing they do is offer a full body shot but provide it in a full group picture where they are awkwardly bending or partially obscured by something else. When you see this, alarms should go off in your head because more times than not this is deliberate on her part to hide her true physique. If you are truly interested in the girl, enlarge the picture and study what little of her tummy is showing. I’ve found so many rolls this way I could start a bakery. And if you’ve got a single head shot only to work with, move on. Always remember: if a woman REALLY is hot, they will choose pictures that demonstrate that fact, not attempt to hide it. Anything that looks shady probably is. 2) If you are using a feature rich online dating website, always make sure to pay very close attention to how each woman describes her body type. “Full figured”, “more to love”, these are all obvious no’s (unless you’re into that sort of thing). However, what if she says “about average?” Guess what? Her idea of “average” and your idea of “average” is most likely very different. Her body is not attractive, and this rule has ALWAYS applied in my experience. Move on. That leaves things like “athletic” and “toned” and “slender” as the only applicable options. If you get athletic and toned, thats usually a good sign, but remain on the lookout since butch women with linebacker shoulders will choose this description also. This makes slender by far the best description. If she’s putting slender and is anything but, you have every right to call her out on it when the two of you meet in person. It’s just ignorant and rude (and it does happen, unfortunately) to blatantly lie about what you look like on an online dating site. Small fibs you can let slide as long as the person looks at least mostly like what you were led to believe. However, if she says that she’s thin and ends up weighting 150 pounds, that’s just not cool. 3) Don’t pay any attention to how much they exercise. They are lying most of the time. If she says that she goes to the gym four times a week, she is probably talking about the one week three years ago when she went four times. In reality she may go once a week, or twice per month for all you know. On the other hand, she could be telling the truth. Regardless, how often they say that they exercise is so unreliable it’s best for you to just completely ignore it. These rules sound simple, but they are important. It’s awkward to meet someone for the first time and in 5 seconds realize that your value is so much higher than hers and you feel sick to your stomach, and embarrassed to be stuck on a date with them. Not to mention that you’ll be extremely pissed off because of all of the time you wasted gaming her. For that reason, always keep the first date short (I do coffee) unless you are SURE she’s hot and you will be satisfied. The last thing you want to do is waste money on a date with a woman you want nothing to do with.
RIGHT BECAUSE THE ONLY WOMEN OF VALUE ARE ONES THAT ARE PRETTY. NO NEED TO PAY ATTENTION TO THEIR PERSONALITY OR MINDS OR ANYTHING.
Also what is this idea that people have inherent “value” and that your “value” is higher than someone else’s? That’s not how dating works. It’s about complementing one another, not being equal “value.” This is ridiculous.
I’m confused. Is he looking for a romantic partner, or a sculpture?
Oh. My. God.
