Stuck Cycling Between Apps

mish-mash of things I think are entertaining

[kaiserneko]

[korratea]

this video is so well done it deserves an oscar

[marvelousmichaelmidnight]

IN A ROW?

[laurakvstheworld]

oh my god the lipsync on this is so good

[captioningresource]

[Mako: You sucked that guys dick? Korra: Yeah…how do you think I knew that he… Mako: wait, but you said that you only had sex with three different guys! You never mentioned him! Korra: Because I never HAD sex with him! Mako: You sucked his dick! – Mako: What?! Something like 36? Korra: Lower your voice… Mako: Wait, what is that anyways, something like 36? Does that include me? Korra: ….You’re 37 Mako: I’m 37?! Korra: I’m going to class! Mako: uhh, my god! – Mako: 37! My girlfriend’s sucked 37 dicks! Bolin: In a row?]

[bloodbenderz]

world heritage post

[2u3u1u2002dotcom-deactivated202]

having adhd is like im so tired of music. im so tired of sleeping. every day i decide what to eat for dinner

[2u3u1u2002dotcom-deactivated202]

only people with adhd will understansd this post

[frogmp3]

europeans are so funny literally like “i can’t believe americans don’t have fresh bread” what the fuck are you talking about

[lasemis]

I can't believe americans think their store-bought sliced bread is real bread

[frogmp3]

there are bakeries in the united states LMAO i’m not going to argue with a motherfucker about bread

[jonaaaa]

me 2 me: anything u want princess

[niuniente]

[rat-facts]

listen this isn’t rat related but I’m going off the walls right now this is literally so fucking funny

[riiachuelo]

orange bear puppet: i think tutter’s looking a little tired, don’t you?

tutter (mouse puppet): [panting and screaming]

[thevampireaesthetic]

[griffinmcelroyspisskink-remade]

i made a generator for yall to see what ur genders are

[twinsfawn]

yeah

[firstaidquarters-deactivated202]

I got “queer ?????? queer” I’m dead of laughter

[shells210]

pretty ??? datemate

[honey-wine-and-time]

Goth ass disaster

[helpimsotired]

Yeah that tracks

[ohheavenlylord-deactivated20220]

shitty ??? nerd

[pauleonotis]

I—-

[parkkate]

[imzadi-deannaarchive-deactivate]

the redacted is a swear

[egberts]

pets sigh so dramatically for little creatures that have nothing to do all day

[cabbagesoup1]

[riben-deactivated20230922]

dude imagine if a hog saw this

[riben-deactivated20230922]

wouldn't be nearly as many mushrooms is all I'm saying

[vladtheunfollower]

[bagh0st-deactivated20240223]

Hes trying his best. I love him.

[2spleenz]

MILO YOURE A RACEHORSE

[chaoticsh3p]

ADHD be like

Don’t expect anything from me because it stresses the hell outta me but also expect things from me because it’s the only way I get anything done

[nocontextgoodplace]

[maryolive]

every week in 2020

[goatpolice-deactivated20250128]

[almxndmilk]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[rainbowchibbit]

SHIT you’re right

[v8roadworrier]

my brain every night:

[sleepyskele]

Psst, hey, hey you, yes you

Everybody who reblogs this before may 25th 2019 will get a little cryptid design based on their blog, url, etc.

[spaceinvaydr]

Holy shit he’s actually going for it…

[aquilacalvitium]

I NEED A LITTLE PET CRYPTID!

Okay I got overexcited, no pressure! XD

[d-structive]

Crypt me up.

[rataccoon-deactivated20230330]

Hello yes