[underwhelmingalchemist]

Happy Ides! We're all out of knives tho :( Pick something else to cause him grievous bodily harm with!

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I'm actually going to save his life instead (lame)

Voting ended onMar 16

Reblog to recruit more senators to help :)

[xeniashrimp]

[svngof-inks]

I will recognize you in total darkness, were you mute and deaf. I will recognize you in another lifetime entirely, in different bodies, different times and I will love you in all of this, until the very last star in the sky burnt out into oblivion.

— Achilles

[slygirlboy]

we shpuld make a tumblr bar with drinks like sonic screwdriver and the baker street mule

[slygirlboy]

just got out of my time capsule btw

[keepcalmandcarriefischer]

Super! Who locked you in there?

[wholeheartedsuggestions]

forgive the version of you that didn’t know any better

[wholeheartedsuggestions]

forgive the version of yourself that knew better but did it anyway. forgive every version of yourself. we are constantly learning from our mistakes.

[wholeheartedsuggestions]

forgive the version of you that didn’t know what to do and could not have foreseen what the right choice was, if there even was one. forgive the version of you that made a choice and regretted it.

[jayalaw]

Forgive the version of you that trusted others openly. It wasn’t your fault

[dr-gaytorius]

"I'm looking respectfully" well can you look at me like you're dying of a fever. like you're delirious and it hurts. like you're fighting desperately for your life.

[summer-oil-inactive]

forced caretaking as a trope i think is like cocaine to people who know they need to be taken care of but have mental blocks in the way like yeah please do gently force me into a state of vulnerability so my body learns it is a safe thing to feel around you

[fluffiest-fox-kira]

This has gotta be a hit with the girlies who have always wanted something terrible to happen to them just so people realize they're in more misery than their outward appearance lets on

[egberts]

I really can’t believe we all grew up together on this goddamn bitch of a website

[bibiopic]

[no-where-new-hero]

the lumineers were so right. sometimes you have to pack yourself a toothbrush dear pack yourself a favorite blouse take a withdrawal slip take all of your savings out because if we don’t leave this town we might never make it out.

[hillf0g]

the feminine urge to say, 'to be continued,' and get out of this labyrinth of suffering STRAIGHT AND FAST

[weltonboys]

dead poets society (1989) / looking for alaska - john green

[poempoetryandmore]

[poempoetryandmore]

[poempoetryandmore]

i only feel whole when i wake up next to someone

when they‘re hand hugs my waist tightly

they‘re dirty hands who had already touched a dozen women

but they claim i‘m important

i dont care who it is or how he makes me feel

just the fact that someone chooses to be next to me fills me up with joy

yes he‘s only using me for my body

and yes he could’nt care less about me,

but he‘s here,

i‘m not alone

and that‘s all that matters

[kosmogrl]

I love going to bed early

[kosmogrl]

I also love staying up late and going to sleep at 5am

[kosmogrl]

I don't know what I'm doing with my life

[bakedbabyd0lll]

[thoughtcascades]

i’d rather disappear than disappoint someone