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Micah!! transfem enby (they/them) | 27 | 18+ pls | pfp @dat-soldier

[slygirlboy]

new hair, new pinned selfie lol

[slygirlboy]

slimegirl footjob is the sound of the summer

[amygdalae]

Watching mad max fury road and my mom said "I would just kill myself I'm not doing any of this shit"

[mevil]

[donnatartlet]

[slygirlboy]

staring to get really scared about housing again this shit sucks

[slygirlboy]

friends' band posted a video to insta and im sitting in the front so my stupid head is just there. like an mst3k figure

[slygirlboy]

[slygirlboy]

if you're in brooklyn go to the heretic + the weasel show tomorrow at purgatory go support my friends!!

[slygirlboy]

[bunnygirlonthemoon]

brat tamers are funny wdym you’re turned on by getting ragebaited

[bunnygirlonthemoon]

brats you aren't safe either you get turned on by someone thinking you're annoying

[slygirlboy]

friends' band posted a video to insta and im sitting in the front so my stupid head is just there. like an mst3k figure

[slygirlboy]

[slygirlboy]

if you're in brooklyn go to the heretic + the weasel show tomorrow at purgatory go support my friends!!

[slygirlboy]

friends' band posted a video to insta and im sitting in the front so my stupid head is just there. like an mst3k figure

[slygirlboy]

[slygirlboy]

friends' band posted a video to insta and im sitting in the front so my stupid head is just there. like an mst3k figure

[dragongirlsnout]

pjackk sighting fraud advisory

tl;dr pjackk is dead as a dog and the url just keeps getting reused and then deactivated

with pjackk "returning" and summarily dying badly immediately afterwards again recently, i was curious. for reference, here's a genuine pjackk from 2024.

this post identifies the original poster as blog uuid t:HuwUbWALH_henoZVntYRkw. not very interesting on its own, but the mustard gravy thickens.

14 july, 2026. this reblog, however, is identified as uuid t:tNMwxZMmAgBJnswr3_fn1g. and then; yesterday:

t:-ThK-Ibwire-Stwuc-vTDQ matches neither of the previous posts: a second pjackk imitation has hit the dashboard.

when will the next pjackk strike? who knows!

[grxi]

Not to try and contradict, but during the first return of metal Christ the original blog and all it's original posts were live, I was there to witness it. Would this mean the fakes can only post if the blog gets reinstated? Could this mean tumblr gives a new uuid to a blog that gets reinstated?

[dragongirlsnout]

i didn't include the first return (i forget when, but it was before july) because that was genuine; the blog owner got unbanned and then summarily deactivated? (i think) afterwards

[slygirlboy]

[just-shower-thoughts]

Babies are socially accepted parasites.

[onion-souls]

When u read Ayn Rand 1 time

[unfitninjuh]

They’re not a parasite, they’re a potential investment

[onion-souls]

When you read Ayn Rand a dozen times

[jessiewithaj]

finding the right fit for a new photoset :3

[jessiewithaj]

there's something here..maybe add in some black forearm sleevies..?

[slygirlboy]

wait hold the fuck on

[slygirlboy]

the slogan for gatorade is WHAT

[slygirlboy]

^ the drunk top trying to get her whisky dick in me

[sambuchito]

genia!!!

[bisexual-space-cowboy]