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Micah!! transfem enby (they/them) | 27 | 18+ pls | pfp @dat-soldier

[slygirlboy]

new hair, new pinned selfie lol

[slygirlboy]

your ass got shemp'd

im gonna be honest i did my hair like moe but then proceeded to sit right next to moe for some reason

[slygirlboy]

had a dream i won the role of a new 4th stooge for a 3 stooges reboot. there wasnt any slapstick really it was mostly just me and the stooges sitting around a table and quietly reading newspapers. every now and then we'd make a comment on modern society

[slygirlboy]

there was an offhand comment halfway thru the episode about them being clones. #stoogelore

[slygirlboy]

had a dream i won the role of a new 4th stooge for a 3 stooges reboot. there wasnt any slapstick really it was mostly just me and the stooges sitting around a table and quietly reading newspapers. every now and then we'd make a comment on modern society

[slygirlboy]

*grabs the microphone while drenched in sweat and with blood dripping down my face. my clothes are torn and im white knuckling a 9mm* THE HULK IS WOKE!

[slygirlboy]

can i ffucking sniffing you??

[spreadassholesdotorg]

[slygirlboy]

stop starinnngggg. its too hot to wear more than this

[3000s]

elvis died because it wasnt getting enough fiber

[3000s]

ive never fucked up someones pronouns this badly before, sorry

[slygirlboy]

i do like how we call "being a brat" "ragebaiting" now

[slygirlboy]

kind of a bratty thing to do imo

[slygirlboy]

i do like how we call "being a brat" "ragebaiting" now

[slygirlboy]

stop starinnngggg. its too hot to wear more than this

[big-nothing]

[medievaljournalist]

making a pilgrimage to tumblr & getting conned by a blogger claiming to sell scraps of the shroud of pjackk

[dogpuppy]

[dogpuppy]

[solardrifter]