forego the parable.

twenty something student, in the southwest by body/in the pacific northwest by heart. mostly interested in crafting to infinity and beyond, om-ing all the noms, and being a real-life real person who is real. there is no theme to this tumblr, just the things that visually stimulate my brainz.

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Let my tomb read: "She passed peacefully in polka dots."

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Handsome pup. #charliethegoldendoodle @kelliohh

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My grungy back alley got pretty, if only temporarily.

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You are so beautiful...to me. @caycejayne

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Pre-spelling tests are always good for a laugh 😆

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Broke off in @caycejayne 's lock. Quality craftsmanship. #quality #koalatea

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No such thing as too many puppygrams.

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Eyerolling at anyone that says Family Guy’s supposed to be social commentary on western culture or whatever they believe.

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Comfy yet? #charliethegoldendoodle

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@kelliohh brought home a new roommate. Charlie, you have pooed and peed on our floor already. But you're cute. 😍🐶

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Who remembers these?

#wow man paper clips i sure do have a use for these in my every day six year old life #shit is that a ruler man y’all gettin crazy i’m not even ready to comprehend centimeters #okay those are some nice markers but um they’re not arranged by color and it’s triggering my ocd very early on #oh wait nope i lied about the markers being nice they don’t fucking work at all this is HORSE SHIT you are the roseart of markers #you can’t go wrong with paint right i bet i will draw some SICK people with these #well fuck you too vaguely tinted water that isn’t at all painty #aw colored pencils yiss my big sister uses these now we have something to talk about i am finally COOL #FUCK YOU PENCILS YOU TORE MY GODDAMN COLORING BOOK#nice try oil pastels but mom says i can’t eat you or draw on the walls with you so i kind of have no use for you #crayons don’t even start with me #you don’t even have a brand do you #this is horse shit mom #why can’t you get me a twelve pack of crayola #or SHIT a 64 pack there is no way that a 64 pack would cost more than this come on let’s be real #wait why am i given a stapler #why are you giving a child a stapler #there should be a childrens book about this #’if you give a child a stapler they’re gonna staple their thumb and cry about it for an hour’ #thanks for the safety scissors #my barbies scissor harder than those scissors scissor #and uh. glue that doesn’t…glue…anything. #it doesn’t even taste good #fuck you man fuck you

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#my barbies scissor harder than those scissors scissor

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Parking garages in Tucson are so helpful. @caycejayne @bethanystirling

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A tumblr-friendlier version of a comic I did for the holidays! Feel free to use and share the sentiments (just keep the watermark, if you please). I hope you’re all gearing up for the festive season.

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Thanks, bro.

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I made a pound cake, pumpkin cookies, buckeyes, and cookie butter fudge. I had a monopoly on the #dessert table 💪

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