the air in here’s getting a bit stale

CC-3636, Clone commander of the wolf pack. You’re fine to stick around, unless you yap. I’ve got little tolerance for that.

[a-1010-is-speaking]

Bitch

@howl-like-u-mean-it

[howl-like-u-mean-it]

Last I recall, I’m not a female dog.

Scamper on, slow fox.

[a-1010-is-speaking]

Does anyone ever find you funny, vod?

[howl-like-u-mean-it]

That's not what I'm known for. Like you're not known for your exact prowess without caf in your system.

[a-1010-is-speaking]

I'll give you that. I am known for wiping the floor with you in combat training though.

[howl-like-u-mean-it]

I think the caf is kriffing up your memory.

[a-1010-is-speaking]

Nope. Kicked your ass then, and can still kick your ass now.

[one-big-cog-piece]

FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT

[professional-tooka-herder]

Jesse stand down. Let the idiots pull their own pigtails.

@a-1010-is-speaking @howl-like-u-mean-it there there, you're both pretty.

[howl-like-u-mean-it]

Hmph. Don’t call me an idiot for something Fox started.

[megmca]

Idiots travel in pairs.

[howl-like-u-mean-it]

Is that some civvie saying?

[i-outrank-everyone]

Hello there 😏

What's your opinion of archivists? Specifically the kind who keep spiced biscuits and tea in their offices?

Asking for a friend.

I'll never turn down spiced biscuits! Archivists, though? Nah, not really my thing. Never cared much about ancient history. Maybe your friend should try @is-that-regulation, he's a nerd.

[is-that-regulation]

You say that like it’s a bad thing. I prefer the term cultured or intellectual, but if you have a smart friend who works in the archives, @dystopicjumpsuit , please pass her comm channel along…for research purposes. I like learning 😊

[i-outrank-everyone]

I changed my mind. You can't have her.

[tup-perware]

No take backs! Do you realize how long I've been trying to get him to ask a girl for her comm channel?? And now he might talk to a pretty, smart archivist? We're finally getting somewhere

[i-outrank-everyone]

You know what, you're right. I'm being selfish. Let's BOTH get her comm channel, and we'll see who she picks. May the best clone win. 😌

Your move @dystopicjumpsuit and @blueink-bluesoul

[one-big-cog-piece]

I mean, It’s kind of simple… Is she into fearless, well-groomed, intelligent men with steel stomachs and huge hearts? Or does she like being told what to do?

[is-that-regulation]

According to my holonet searches, some nat borns sincerely like authority figures…I bet that’s why @howl-like-u-mean-it never has trouble at 79’s 🧐 This requires more research. I’ll be back.

[howl-like-u-mean-it]

Lots of Nat Borns also don’t like sissies.

[its-capt-traitor-to-you]

Heh, now now, Wolff'ika, aren't you forgetting the first time YOU talked to a beautiful woman?

Well, @professional-tooka-herder and I don't. 😁😉

[professional-tooka-herder]

I do believe the phrase Tooka got your tongue applied to your first time meeting a woman quite beautifully. @howl-like-u-mean-it

Captain Rex | CT 7567

[howl-like-u-mean-it]

At least i got the tooka back in its cage after that first time, unlike you, Rex.

[professional-tooka-herder]

Didn't you hear, I'm apparently the most popular clone on the holonet...I think I'm good.

People apparently like sincerity and sweetness rather than straightforwardness and intensity.

Captain Rex | CT 7567

[howl-like-u-mean-it]

Maybe you have more quantity of ladies, doesn’t mean they’ll certainly stay.

Though I’ll give you merit. You’ve managed to attract the holonet’s attention.

[professional-tooka-herder]

Hello captain quick question, out of all your brothers, who is your favorite to hangout with on leave?

Cody, Wolfe and Fox are a trio that I enjoy spending time with when we can work out being on leave at the same time.

The men under my command are fun but I feel like I either end up babysitting them or they hold themselves back on my account.

But @howl-like-u-mean-it and @a-1010-is-speaking can be a lot of fun.

Fox knows all the best places to go surprisingly. Never thought you left your office vod.

Captain Rex | CT 7567

[howl-like-u-mean-it]

Certainly more mature than some of the men you order around. But we know how to have a good time.

Fox needs to find some more areas with less clone-antis, however. The permanent scowl I have on burns more calories than you might think.

[professional-tooka-herder]

Dear Captain,

Is it too bold of me to tell you how much I admire the strength of character that it takes for someone to have gone through as much as you have and to still remain unfailingly kind, brave, and true to yourself? So many people would become embittered or closed off, or would have allowed their resentment to consume them, but you never did, and that's one of the many reasons why you will always be my favorite. Don't tell Kix I said that.

Sincerely,

DJ

P.S. Is it true that Wolffe was literally rendered speechless the first time a cute civilian flirted with him?

Hello mesh'la

I'm sorry it took me so long to respond but I was so flustered by your comment I had to put my data pad down and take a few laps.

This was....a lot, nothing bad I assure you Cyar'ika, and I'm genuinely genuinely amazed you think of me this way. I'm simply doing my duty as a member of the GAR and the 501st.

My life is no harder or better than any of my brothers. But...I'm flattered by your admiration. I've definitely been asked by multiple people why my face is red.

....now onto Wolffe.

Yes he definitely did and he probably won't like me telling you this. But we were standing there, first time in shore leave and she sauntered up and said something, some line I don't remember. But Wolffe just stood there, holding up the bar like it was his job, Cocky smile on his face. And then when she finally gets a bit annoyed he's just been staring at him he about faces and stalks off to the bathroom.

Hid there the rest of the night.

She might have gone home with Fox. Sorry vod

....I'm so getting punched for telling you all that. Going to get me in trouble mesh'la.

Captain Rex | CT 7567

[a-1010-is-speaking]

She did go home with me that night 😏 and Wolffe is still pissed about it.

[howl-like-u-mean-it]

I donot like you calling me out like this, though perhaps what is out is out now. At least my skills with picking up women have improved. I feel rather proud of that improvement. It shows character.

Has your skill improved much, Rex’ika?

[professional-tooka-herder]

I'd like to say it has but I've been a little too busy...war time and trouble seeking Jedi.

You know, our jobs?

But apparently I'm one of the more popular clones on the holonet so that's something vod.

Captain Rex | CT 7567

[howl-like-u-mean-it]

The holonet, you say?

Perhaps I can find more prospects on there as well.

[professional-tooka-herder]

Dear Captain,

Is it too bold of me to tell you how much I admire the strength of character that it takes for someone to have gone through as much as you have and to still remain unfailingly kind, brave, and true to yourself? So many people would become embittered or closed off, or would have allowed their resentment to consume them, but you never did, and that's one of the many reasons why you will always be my favorite. Don't tell Kix I said that.

Sincerely,

DJ

P.S. Is it true that Wolffe was literally rendered speechless the first time a cute civilian flirted with him?

Hello mesh'la

I'm sorry it took me so long to respond but I was so flustered by your comment I had to put my data pad down and take a few laps.

This was....a lot, nothing bad I assure you Cyar'ika, and I'm genuinely genuinely amazed you think of me this way. I'm simply doing my duty as a member of the GAR and the 501st.

My life is no harder or better than any of my brothers. But...I'm flattered by your admiration. I've definitely been asked by multiple people why my face is red.

....now onto Wolffe.

Yes he definitely did and he probably won't like me telling you this. But we were standing there, first time in shore leave and she sauntered up and said something, some line I don't remember. But Wolffe just stood there, holding up the bar like it was his job, Cocky smile on his face. And then when she finally gets a bit annoyed he's just been staring at him he about faces and stalks off to the bathroom.

Hid there the rest of the night.

She might have gone home with Fox. Sorry vod

....I'm so getting punched for telling you all that. Going to get me in trouble mesh'la.

Captain Rex | CT 7567

[a-1010-is-speaking]

She did go home with me that night 😏 and Wolffe is still pissed about it.

[howl-like-u-mean-it]

I donot like you calling me out like this, though perhaps what is out is out now. At least my skills with picking up women have improved. I feel rather proud of that improvement. It shows character.

Has your skill improved much, Rex’ika?

[i-outrank-everyone]

Hello there 😏

What's your opinion of archivists? Specifically the kind who keep spiced biscuits and tea in their offices?

Asking for a friend.

I'll never turn down spiced biscuits! Archivists, though? Nah, not really my thing. Never cared much about ancient history. Maybe your friend should try @is-that-regulation, he's a nerd.

[is-that-regulation]

You say that like it’s a bad thing. I prefer the term cultured or intellectual, but if you have a smart friend who works in the archives, @dystopicjumpsuit , please pass her comm channel along…for research purposes. I like learning 😊

[i-outrank-everyone]

I changed my mind. You can't have her.

[tup-perware]

No take backs! Do you realize how long I've been trying to get him to ask a girl for her comm channel?? And now he might talk to a pretty, smart archivist? We're finally getting somewhere

[i-outrank-everyone]

You know what, you're right. I'm being selfish. Let's BOTH get her comm channel, and we'll see who she picks. May the best clone win. 😌

Your move @dystopicjumpsuit and @blueink-bluesoul

[one-big-cog-piece]

I mean, It’s kind of simple… Is she into fearless, well-groomed, intelligent men with steel stomachs and huge hearts? Or does she like being told what to do?

[is-that-regulation]

According to my holonet searches, some nat borns sincerely like authority figures…I bet that’s why @howl-like-u-mean-it never has trouble at 79’s 🧐 This requires more research. I’ll be back.

[howl-like-u-mean-it]

Lots of Nat Borns also don’t like sissies.

[its-capt-traitor-to-you]

Heh, now now, Wolff'ika, aren't you forgetting the first time YOU talked to a beautiful woman?

Well, @professional-tooka-herder and I don't. 😁😉

[professional-tooka-herder]

I do believe the phrase Tooka got your tongue applied to your first time meeting a woman quite beautifully. @howl-like-u-mean-it

Captain Rex | CT 7567

[howl-like-u-mean-it]

At least i got the tooka back in its cage after that first time, unlike you, Rex.

[i-outrank-everyone]

Hello there 😏

What's your opinion of archivists? Specifically the kind who keep spiced biscuits and tea in their offices?

Asking for a friend.

I'll never turn down spiced biscuits! Archivists, though? Nah, not really my thing. Never cared much about ancient history. Maybe your friend should try @is-that-regulation, he's a nerd.

[is-that-regulation]

You say that like it’s a bad thing. I prefer the term cultured or intellectual, but if you have a smart friend who works in the archives, @dystopicjumpsuit , please pass her comm channel along…for research purposes. I like learning 😊

[i-outrank-everyone]

I changed my mind. You can't have her.

[tup-perware]

No take backs! Do you realize how long I've been trying to get him to ask a girl for her comm channel?? And now he might talk to a pretty, smart archivist? We're finally getting somewhere

[i-outrank-everyone]

You know what, you're right. I'm being selfish. Let's BOTH get her comm channel, and we'll see who she picks. May the best clone win. 😌

Your move @dystopicjumpsuit and @blueink-bluesoul

[one-big-cog-piece]

I mean, It’s kind of simple… Is she into fearless, well-groomed, intelligent men with steel stomachs and huge hearts? Or does she like being told what to do?

[is-that-regulation]

According to my holonet searches, some nat borns sincerely like authority figures…I bet that’s why @howl-like-u-mean-it never has trouble at 79’s 🧐 This requires more research. I’ll be back.

[howl-like-u-mean-it]

Lots of Nat Borns also don’t like sissies.

[its-capt-traitor-to-you]

Heh, now now, Wolff'ika, aren't you forgetting the first time YOU talked to a beautiful woman?

Well, @professional-tooka-herder and I don't. 😁😉

[howl-like-u-mean-it]

Don’t bring it up again. Please

[i-outrank-everyone]

Hello there 😏

What's your opinion of archivists? Specifically the kind who keep spiced biscuits and tea in their offices?

Asking for a friend.

I'll never turn down spiced biscuits! Archivists, though? Nah, not really my thing. Never cared much about ancient history. Maybe your friend should try @is-that-regulation, he's a nerd.

[is-that-regulation]

You say that like it’s a bad thing. I prefer the term cultured or intellectual, but if you have a smart friend who works in the archives, @dystopicjumpsuit , please pass her comm channel along…for research purposes. I like learning 😊

[i-outrank-everyone]

I changed my mind. You can't have her.

[tup-perware]

No take backs! Do you realize how long I've been trying to get him to ask a girl for her comm channel?? And now he might talk to a pretty, smart archivist? We're finally getting somewhere

[i-outrank-everyone]

You know what, you're right. I'm being selfish. Let's BOTH get her comm channel, and we'll see who she picks. May the best clone win. 😌

Your move @dystopicjumpsuit and @blueink-bluesoul

[one-big-cog-piece]

I mean, It’s kind of simple… Is she into fearless, well-groomed, intelligent men with steel stomachs and huge hearts? Or does she like being told what to do?

[is-that-regulation]

According to my holonet searches, some nat borns sincerely like authority figures…I bet that’s why @howl-like-u-mean-it never has trouble at 79’s 🧐 This requires more research. I’ll be back.

[howl-like-u-mean-it]

Lots of Nat Borns also don’t like sissies.

[a-1010-is-speaking]

Bitch

@howl-like-u-mean-it

[howl-like-u-mean-it]

Last I recall, I’m not a female dog.

Scamper on, slow fox.

[a-1010-is-speaking]

Does anyone ever find you funny, vod?

[howl-like-u-mean-it]

That's not what I'm known for. Like you're not known for your exact prowess without caf in your system.

[a-1010-is-speaking]

I'll give you that. I am known for wiping the floor with you in combat training though.

[howl-like-u-mean-it]

I think the caf is kriffing up your memory.

[a-1010-is-speaking]

Nope. Kicked your ass then, and can still kick your ass now.

[one-big-cog-piece]

FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT

[professional-tooka-herder]

Jesse stand down. Let the idiots pull their own pigtails.

@a-1010-is-speaking @howl-like-u-mean-it there there, you're both pretty.

[howl-like-u-mean-it]

Hmph. Don’t call me an idiot for something Fox started.

[a-1010-is-speaking]

Bitch

@howl-like-u-mean-it

[howl-like-u-mean-it]

Last I recall, I’m not a female dog.

Scamper on, slow fox.

[a-1010-is-speaking]

Does anyone ever find you funny, vod?

[howl-like-u-mean-it]

That's not what I'm known for. Like you're not known for your exact prowess without caf in your system.

[a-1010-is-speaking]

I'll give you that. I am known for wiping the floor with you in combat training though.

[howl-like-u-mean-it]

I think the caf is kriffing up your memory.

[a-1010-is-speaking]

Nope. Kicked your ass then, and can still kick your ass now.

[one-big-cog-piece]

FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT

[howl-like-u-mean-it]

Are you seriously going to pick this fight, vod?

[a-1010-is-speaking]

Bitch

@howl-like-u-mean-it

[howl-like-u-mean-it]

Last I recall, I’m not a female dog.

Scamper on, slow fox.

[a-1010-is-speaking]

Does anyone ever find you funny, vod?

[howl-like-u-mean-it]

That's not what I'm known for. Like you're not known for your exact prowess without caf in your system.

[a-1010-is-speaking]

I'll give you that. I am known for wiping the floor with you in combat training though.

[howl-like-u-mean-it]

I think the caf is kriffing up your memory.

[a-1010-is-speaking]

Bitch

@howl-like-u-mean-it

[howl-like-u-mean-it]

Last I recall, I’m not a female dog.

Scamper on, slow fox.

[a-1010-is-speaking]

Does anyone ever find you funny, vod?

[howl-like-u-mean-it]

That's not what I'm known for. Like you're not known for your exact prowess without caf in your system.

[howl-like-u-mean-it]

To all the cadets asking me for a cheat sheet for the written exam to become a trooper, I don’t have one. Who’s head is so full of bantha-shit that they can’t do simple blaster identification?

[a-1010-is-speaking]

You.

[howl-like-u-mean-it]

Are we going to go over this again?

There's a difference between a study guide and a cheat sheet. I study. Cadets cheat.

I'm no cadet.

[a-1010-is-speaking]

Bitch

@howl-like-u-mean-it

[howl-like-u-mean-it]

Last I recall, I’m not a female dog.

Scamper on, slow fox.

[howl-like-u-mean-it]

To all the cadets asking me for a cheat sheet for the written exam to become a trooper, I don’t have one. Who’s head is so full of bantha-shit that they can’t do simple blaster identification?