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Kix + caring immensely about his brothers
i submit to you a photo dump of my 11 month Bengal Peanut because no one said i couldn't
this is the same cat who comes into my room in the morning, jumps onto my bed, gives me a meow and sometimes licks my nose to wake me up
A very handsome fellow! I wish the GAR would issue tooka alarm clocks. That would be much better than one of my vode bellowing in my face when the sleep cycle ends.
Hello, handsome. Got plans for Life Day? I need a plus-one for my work party. Free food and mistletoe ๐
Why do you have a missile at your Life Day party? Do you work at a munitions depot?
Not missiles๐
Mistletoe!
IT'S ON YOUR TOE?!
Don't move, mesh'la. I'm on my way with a bomb squad and my medkit.
@hardcase-ct-yolo I need backup, stat!
On my way! How the kriff did they get it on their toe? What kind of missile? If in disable it I keep it
Missile Toad?
That cannot possibly be real. What kind of monster would weaponize an innocent amphibian?
That seems like the doing of Wrecker and Tech tbhโฆ
I think they mean this
Aerial assault amphibians. Is that the best the Seppies can do?
Hello, handsome. Got plans for Life Day? I need a plus-one for my work party. Free food and mistletoe ๐
Why do you have a missile at your Life Day party? Do you work at a munitions depot?
Not missiles๐
Mistletoe!
IT'S ON YOUR TOE?!
Don't move, mesh'la. I'm on my way with a bomb squad and my medkit.
@hardcase-ct-yolo I need backup, stat!
On my way! How the kriff did they get it on their toe? What kind of missile? If in disable it I keep it
Missile Toad?
That cannot possibly be real. What kind of monster would weaponize an innocent amphibian?
Hello, handsome. Got plans for Life Day? I need a plus-one for my work party. Free food and mistletoe ๐
Why do you have a missile at your Life Day party? Do you work at a munitions depot?
Not missiles๐
Mistletoe!
IT'S ON YOUR TOE?!
Don't move, mesh'la. I'm on my way with a bomb squad and my medkit.
@hardcase-ct-yolo I need backup, stat!
Hello, handsome. Got plans for Life Day? I need a plus-one for my work party. Free food and mistletoe ๐
Why do you have a missile at your Life Day party? Do you work at a munitions depot?
Just stopping by to show you your junior. Iโve got an Echo and a Rex too
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A very distinguished gentletooka. Very handsome. Very distinguished. Kix is an excellent name for such a distinguished gentletooka.
Would you rather... Jesse or Kix? ;)
If you *had* to pick one...
Jesse
Kix
Checkmate @one-big-cog-piece
For what? An ear exam? ๐
Checkmate, not checkup, vod.
I think heโs trying to distract you by faking an illness.
I, on the other hand, definitely need you to listen to my chest.
Nothing to worry about unless it starts forecasting the weather.
Would you rather... Jesse or Kix? ;)
If you *had* to pick one...
Jesse
Kix
Checkmate @one-big-cog-piece
For what? An ear exam? ๐
Checkmate, not checkup, vod.
Would you rather... Jesse or Kix? ;)
If you *had* to pick one...
Jesse
Kix
Checkmate @one-big-cog-piece
Trick or treat, mesh'la. ๐๐ฌ
I can certainly show you some tricks if you want... It'll be my treat ๐
I'd love to learn all about your tricks.
Well the first one is a booby trap... and itโs in my bedroom ๐๐
That sounds dangerous. I have a feeling I'd better bring backup. Any preferences?
I'm sure @hardcase-ct-yolo won't mind joining us. I've never known him to back away from a challenge ๐
Oh, you know Iโm always up for a challenge cyarโika.
It's a date, then. @hardcase-ct-yolo will bring his big gun, and I'll bring enough bacta to make sure everyone recovers.
Good man, vod. Everyone else, take notes.
Trick or treat, mesh'la. ๐๐ฌ
I can certainly show you some tricks if you want... It'll be my treat ๐
I'd love to learn all about your tricks.
Well the first one is a booby trap... and itโs in my bedroom ๐๐
That sounds dangerous. I have a feeling I'd better bring backup. Any preferences?
Trick or treat, mesh'la. ๐๐ฌ
I can certainly show you some tricks if you want... It'll be my treat ๐
I'd love to learn all about your tricks.
Just a few Jesse x f!reader thots that have been plaguing me ...
Jesse loves feeling needed. And he loves making you needy.
He knows you like his thick thighs ... And he gets VERY smug about it. And lowkey he likes that they make it easier to bounce you when you sit on his lap.
Jesse also loves putting you in his lap so his hands can roam everywhere and anywhere he wants. (Mostly your tits. He's very much a chest guy)
Basically if you climb into this man's lap and mutter anything like "I missed you" he will absolutely lap it up and immediately start teasing and comforting you.
Also this may be out of left field but Jesse gives me jock vibes but he's obsessed with the alt aesthetic. Like if he sees fishnets, thigh highs, bold makeup, bright hair colors, etc. it is definitely going to pique his interest.
Have you been talking to @i-outrank-everyone or do you have hidden cameras on me? ๐คจ
Have you ever considered it was wishful thinking?
Also, now I'm curious about what other secrets does @i-outrank-everyone knows about you ...
I know all. Lucky for @one-big-cog-piece, most of it falls under medic/patient confidentiality.
Wishful thinking eh? ๐ Got a pair of fishnets you're lookin to break in?
@i-outrank-everyone it goes both ways, you know. ๐
Just like me. ๐
The Jesse Kix Venn Diagram
So you're telling me all it would take is a few leg days for me to make that thing a perfect circle? Your move @one-big-cog-piece
I did not intend anyway intend to disparage your thighs or their ability to save lives.
No offense taken, mesh'la. There's a reason Jesse and I work so well together. And it's not just because squats are Sith devilry.
Just a few Jesse x f!reader thots that have been plaguing me ...
Jesse loves feeling needed. And he loves making you needy.
He knows you like his thick thighs ... And he gets VERY smug about it. And lowkey he likes that they make it easier to bounce you when you sit on his lap.
Jesse also loves putting you in his lap so his hands can roam everywhere and anywhere he wants. (Mostly your tits. He's very much a chest guy)
Basically if you climb into this man's lap and mutter anything like "I missed you" he will absolutely lap it up and immediately start teasing and comforting you.
Also this may be out of left field but Jesse gives me jock vibes but he's obsessed with the alt aesthetic. Like if he sees fishnets, thigh highs, bold makeup, bright hair colors, etc. it is definitely going to pique his interest.
Have you been talking to @i-outrank-everyone or do you have hidden cameras on me? ๐คจ
Have you ever considered it was wishful thinking?
Also, now I'm curious about what other secrets does @i-outrank-everyone knows about you ...
I know all. Lucky for @one-big-cog-piece, most of it falls under medic/patient confidentiality.
Wishful thinking eh? ๐ Got a pair of fishnets you're lookin to break in?
@i-outrank-everyone it goes both ways, you know. ๐
Just like me. ๐
The Jesse Kix Venn Diagram
So you're telling me all it would take is a few leg days for me to make that thing a perfect circle? Your move @one-big-cog-piece
Just a few Jesse x f!reader thots that have been plaguing me ...
Jesse loves feeling needed. And he loves making you needy.
He knows you like his thick thighs ... And he gets VERY smug about it. And lowkey he likes that they make it easier to bounce you when you sit on his lap.
Jesse also loves putting you in his lap so his hands can roam everywhere and anywhere he wants. (Mostly your tits. He's very much a chest guy)
Basically if you climb into this man's lap and mutter anything like "I missed you" he will absolutely lap it up and immediately start teasing and comforting you.
Also this may be out of left field but Jesse gives me jock vibes but he's obsessed with the alt aesthetic. Like if he sees fishnets, thigh highs, bold makeup, bright hair colors, etc. it is definitely going to pique his interest.
Have you been talking to @i-outrank-everyone or do you have hidden cameras on me? ๐คจ
Have you ever considered it was wishful thinking?
Also, now I'm curious about what other secrets does @i-outrank-everyone knows about you ...
I know all. Lucky for @one-big-cog-piece, most of it falls under medic/patient confidentiality.
Wishful thinking eh? ๐ Got a pair of fishnets you're lookin to break in?
@i-outrank-everyone it goes both ways, you know. ๐
Just like me. ๐