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Should I sell nudes?

[samcahntent]

Can’t call it Jackass unfortunately

[thatchickparker]

Call it DM: disappointing mom

[womenruntheworld]

Works of art. I will print and frame these.

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A male coworker (a doctor, no less), who I know pretty well but is not a close friend, came up to me when I was pregnant and put his hand on my belly. Once he removed it and stepped back, I placed MY hand on HIS stomach, and stared him uncomfortably in the eyes. “How does this feel to you? Is this weird to you?” Apparently it was, because he apologized profusely for 2 months, and when his cousin came to the US to visit and came to the office, the first thing she asked him was, “Is this the pregnant woman you awkwardly laid your hand on?” 

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[doolerdip]

this passes the bechdel test

[toast-potent]

i was gonna say “but they don’t have names!” but they do. the blonde’s name is dumb thotticus and the brunette’s name is m-seq

[ifonlymp3-deactivated20220624]

strong contender for post of the decade

[whitepeopletwitter]

[everythingfox]

Sound on

[whitepeopletwitter]

[hextina]

[myanamemes]

[rate]

[the-memedaddy]

meirl

[ominouspaperclip]

Saw some memes, decided to combine them. Original comic by seebangnow. Edit by me.

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[whitepeopletwitter]

[toastbutteregg]

[assyrianjalebi]

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i thought this was a hannah montana scene at first