𝘩𝘰𝘸 𝘪𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 "𝘫𝘶𝘴𝘵"?

𝘴𝘰 𝘵𝘦𝘭𝘭 𝘮𝘦, 𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦, 𝘩𝘰𝘸 𝘪𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 "𝘫𝘶𝘴𝘵"?

[howsmysinging-archived]

HEY – so, I’m Pudding. I also go by Katie, but I’m mostly just called Pudding. I’m 26, go by she/her pronouns, and have been around for way too long. At this point, they’d physically have to destroy the website for me to finally gain my freedom from this hell.

This is a roleplay blog for Jaskier from The Witcher series. Main verses are based in the show canon. I do have a verse for the games, as I’ve played all 3 of them. I’m currently in the midst of reading the books.

Reading Update: Finished with Season of Storms!

here’s a little help in how to interact w/ me if you’re new!

first of all – READ MY RULES PLEASE AND TY. I CAN TELL WHEN YOU DON’T

A GOOD WAY TO GET SOME INTERACTIONS IN IS SENDING MEMES FROM MY MEME TAG (remember, mutuals only!)

if you’re on mobile, here is jaskier’s carrd

I have other Witcher muses on my multimuse! (Istredd, Valdo Marx, Book!Ciri, Canon Divergent!Yennefer, Essi Daven, and more!)

i’m extremely easygoing, so as long as you’re kind to me i’ll 100% be kind back, so feel free to IM me if you’re interested in starting interactions!

Other than that, I think we’re all good! Thank you so much for showing interest in my blog!

icon made by: @musespoken

[shininginyourlight]

[nothingherebutlight]

shininginyourlight​:

if you asked me for my lighter, mate, i gave you my fire

independent multimuse roleplay blog that includes muses for: cyberpunk 2077, the witcher, yakuza, detroit: become human, and more // mixed canons // written by pudding // 16 years of roleplaying // crossover friendly // multiship // oc selective

RULES | MUSES | CARRD

[shininginyourlight]

[nothingherebutlight]

shininginyourlight​:

if you asked me for my lighter, mate, i gave you my fire

independent multimuse roleplay blog that includes muses for: cyberpunk 2077, the witcher, yakuza, detroit: become human, and more // mixed canons // written by pudding // 16 years of roleplaying // crossover friendly // multiship // oc selective

RULES | MUSES | CARRD

[shininginyourlight]

[nothingherebutlight]

shininginyourlight​:

if you asked me for my lighter, mate, i gave you my fire

independent multimuse roleplay blog that includes muses for: cyberpunk 2077, the witcher, yakuza, detroit: become human, and more // mixed canons // written by pudding // 16 years of roleplaying // crossover friendly // multiship // oc selective

RULES | MUSES | CARRD

[shininginyourlight]

[nothingherebutlight]

shininginyourlight​:

if you asked me for my lighter, mate, i gave you my fire

independent multimuse roleplay blog that includes muses for: cyberpunk 2077, the witcher, yakuza, detroit: become human, and more // mixed canons // written by pudding // 16 years of roleplaying // crossover friendly // multiship // oc selective

RULES | MUSES | CARRD

[shininginyourlight]

[nothingherebutlight]

shininginyourlight​:

if you asked me for my lighter, mate, i gave you my fire

independent multimuse roleplay blog that includes muses for: cyberpunk 2077, the witcher, yakuza, detroit: become human, and more // mixed canons // written by pudding // 16 years of roleplaying // crossover friendly // multiship // oc selective

RULES | MUSES | CARRD

[sirverofarrows]

one thing - jeff williams (feat. casey lee williams)

applying every rwby song to the witcher (6/62)

[howsmysinging-archived]

lilackissed​:

She could imagine that the bard was surprised that she was just in his bed now, but there was no simply taking it back. What was done was done, and she wasn’t the least bit surprised he was asking questions. It wasn’t like this was a situation that either of them ever found themselves in before–at least not TOGETHER.

Yennefer supposed she at least owed him an answer.

“Would you rather I MOVE?” she asked him. It wasn’t exactly what she could have said, nor was it any of the answers that she had come to a conclusion on in her head, but it was what had come out of her mouth. “I would think that you would appreciate the company of a beautiful woman that found themself wanting your affection. You’re right though–I need you to warm up my feet…”

“Wanting my affection? Forgive me, but that sounds like bollocks. Warming up your feet? Far more plausible.” Now if she truly did want his affection, then whom was he to tell her no? ...He wouldn’t fall into such a trap so easily, though. Not with Yennefer of Vengerberg, and most certainly when he had no idea where the hell Geralt’s room actually way.

Whatever the real reason, though, Jaskier wouldn’t end up pursuing it further. He would merely carefully reciprocate the familiar touch. He draped an arm over her body so he may get comfortable, keeping it loose and not actually touching her much.

“Well-- may as well stay. Wouldn’t it be something, though? The famed bard Jaskier kicking Yennefer of Vengerberg out of his room,” He chuckled softly at the thought.

[nothingherebutlight]

currently v quiet everywhere bc i caught the vid from my grandfather

real talk i’m pissed about it bc i legitimately hadn’t been sick for 4 years and now here i am. i’ve been sick since at least late tuesday night. so hopefully i’ll be fine in a few days but rn i’m not. so while my activity has been low for a while, i have a reason now lmao

[howsmysinging-archived]

pastbrought​:

❛  Jaskier,  ❜  the Witcher hissed at his bumbling,  this was not the time to be making so much sound.  These creatures were skilled at detecting sound, and hungry enough to hunt the banks of the river if ships were absent. It was probably their earlier conversation that drew it in. ❛  Shut up unless you want a large claw up your arse. ❜   

❛  It’s an Aeschna, ❜ he confirmed, knowing Jaskier probably wouldn’t believe it. It was a monster previously thought to be a legend. That was until he encountered one himself on a barge headed for Oxenfurt. It was nearly named after him, which he promptly denied. Usually they kept to the swamps at the mouth of the river and he had thought he had done away with the nuisance, but it was likely there could be a family of them. 

Jaskier’s eyes were quick to widen, hearing the name of a monster he’d only heard of in books. They were meant to be nothing more than myths. Scary stories for idiots who believed them. Geralt didn’t really jest like that, though. Oh, shit.

Aeschna were fucking huge.

“I-- think I’ll stay here,” Jaskier finally conceded, voice far quieter than it had been moments ago. He backed his way back toward the camp. Best not to argue with Geralt in this situation. Even still, he was mentally preparing himself for if he had to get up and book it, or get up to try to help Geralt.

[howsmysinging-archived]

“C’MON GERALT, TELL ME -- BE HONEST; HOW’S MY SINGING?”

independent roleplay blog for jaskier from the witcher netflix series // canon adaptive // 15 years of writing and rping // crossover friendly // multiship // oc selective // have read the books and played the games // written by pudding

RULES | ABOUT | CARRD

[bluedillylee]

at any given time i’m thinking about yennskier 

[ohisms]

↪     𝑯𝑶𝑳𝒀 𝑾𝑨𝑹  .    (  a  collection  of  sentence  starters  from  S4  of  syfy’s  wynonna  earp .  adjust  phrasing  as  necessary .  )

still not looking at your ass .

does it hurt ?

a first - aid kit ,  yeah … that’s something we should have ,  right ?

what kind of psychopath doesn’t use a pen ?

come voluntarily or you’ll be taken by force .

is that why you’ve been so moody and unpredictable ?

absorbent is as absorbent does .

well ,  that’s a felony .

you could’ve killed me !

it’s nice to see a familiar face .

i need to find  [ name ] .

a little help ,  please .

when i find [ name ] ,  i am gonna torture her .

you’re alright now .

[ name ] ,  you came .

[ name ] ,  i need you to come with me .

i don’t even get where you’re going .

you PROMISED you’d be honest .

let me have a sip of thinking juice ,  here .

what aren’t you telling me ?

so you also lied to me about NOT lying ??

i need to atone for my recent history .

we’ve all done bad things to each other .

you’re being forgetful .  or kind .

next time someone has to risk their lives ,  YOU’RE IT !

god ,  you are such a …

i would do literally anything to keep her safe .

sometimes life is a real backpack of balls .

i am so serious ,  shut your mouth .

if you die ,  i’ll kill you !

don’t you know how dangerous this is ?

i swore to protect you .

listen ,  we can help each other ,  alright ?

is everything a sex joke to you ?

who’s a girl gotta screw around here to get a gun ?

that sounds kinda lesbian .

[ name ] ,  how could you ?

i’ll show you how it’s done .

you’re stronger than i expected .

i told you ,  i’m leaving .

[ name ] ,  what the hell ?!

are you real ?

something  here  is  pretty  off .

we’ll  think  a  little  better  with  some  fire  in  our  bellies .

say your piece ,  [ name ] .

it’s just so good to be home .

who are you ?

i thought i’d be safe in here .

the only place scarier than in here ,  is out there .

i didn’t mean it like that .  not at all .

please don’t say you’re sorry anymore .  you don’t need to be .

vacation’s over ,  assholes !

please tell me everyone’s okay ,  [ name ] .

what really happened to  [ name ] ?

i know i let everyone down .

i hope that means there’s no hard feelings .

as you all know ,  i excel at having opinions .

i wish i knew what we were up against .

don’t yell at me .

home - brewed mold juice will NOT defeat pure evil !

at first i thought it was irrelevant ,  but then i figured it out .

what does a  [ last name ]  know about keeping their word ?

there’s been enough crime today .

[ name ] ,  what’s going on ?

why do i taste skunk ?

that would get my slacks off in a second .

please don’t get off on the wrong foot .

i know every curve .  every sigh .  every taste .

yeah ,  i guess i forgot .

i can’t wait for the rest of our lives to unfold .

sorry ,  i’m just .  i’m so distracted .

thanks for taking care of my friend .

i feel like i can handle it .

baby ,  i’m sorry nobody’s here .

you’re sorry we’re alone in the house ?

i could introduce you .

i’m merely here to conduct business .

everyone knows you’re  [ name’s ]  man .

stand down ,  big boy .  all it is to me is interesting .

i’m sexy ,  i’m cute ,  i found it in a boot .

sometimes i feel like you’re keeping me a secret .

love wins ,  after all .

you stay away from us .

even if your family sucks ,  you don’t .

you  …  opposite of suck .

crush ?  don’t say that ,  okay -  not here .

there’s easier ways to say you feel different .

can we go ?  now ?  like ,  right now ?

rule number one ,  we do not work for the enemy !

what do you want me to do ?

you wanna see childish ?  how about this ?

i know you  …  and you know me .

what the hell is this place ?

i don’t have my gun !

you have me .

it’s high time we leave this place .

i got you .  i got you .

what did you do ?!  idiot ,  what did you do ?!

all i have is my people .

i owe you nothing .

you may be dumbstruck but you’re not an idiot .

[blackcatrph]

»  ━━  SABRINA CARPENTER ‘ EMAILS I CAN’T SEND ’ SENTENCE MEMES.

lyrics  pulled  from  sabrina  carpenter’s  album  ‘  emails  i  can’t  send.  ’  please  amend  pronouns  where  necessary.  nsfw  content  present. 

EMAILS  I  CAN’T  SEND.

“  it’s  times  like  these  i  wish  i  had  a  time  machine.  ”

“  were  you  really  sleeping  ?  ”

“  were  you  lying  to  me  and  the  family  ?  ”

“  there’s  no  us  in  us  when  i’m  lacking  trust.  ”

“  you  want  to  discuss  ?  ”

“  you  disgust  me.  ”

“  don’t  make  me  cuss  you  out.  ”

“  why  did  you  let  me  down  ?  ”

“  don’t  say  sorry  now.  ”

“  thanks  to  you,  i  can’t  love  right.  ”

“  i  get  nice  guys  and  villainise  them.  ”

“  i  read  their  texts  like  they’re  having  sex  right  now.  ”

“  i’m  scared  i’ll  find  out  that  it’s  true.  ”

“  i  blame  you  for  every  worst  i  assume.  ”

“  don’t  think  i’ll  find  forgiveness  as  fast  as  mom  did.  ”

“  god  i  love  you,  but  you’re  such  a  dipshit.  ”

“  you  were  all  i  looked  up  to,  now  i  can’t  even  look  at  you.  ”

VICIOUS.

“  it  was  dressed  up  in  heated  emotion.  ”

“  i  tried  to  look  for  the  best  in  the  worst.  ”

“  fuck  me,  that  caused  a  commotion.  ”

“  you’re  lucky  i’m  a  private  person.  ”

“  i’ve  quietly  carried  your  burden.  ”

“  everyone  thinks  you’re  an  angel  but  shit,  i  would  probably  use  different  wording.  ”

“  you’re  so  vicious.  ”

“  love  me  and  then  pretend  you  didn’t.  ”

“  crush  my  heart  and  wreck  my  image.  ”

“  why  you  gotta  be  so  vicious  ?  ”

“  you  just  run  to  whoever  is  winning.  ”

“  you  said  it  was  me  and  you  for  life  and  now  you’re  kinda  acting  like  i  died.  ”

“  you  don’t  feel  remorse.  you  don’t  feel  the  effects.  ”

“  you  don’t  think  you  hurt  me  if  you  wish  me  the  best.  ”

“  i  should  have  known  all  along  i  was  only  the  next  one  to  take  your  love  songs  as  a  promise.  ”

“  i  loved  you,  but  i  wish  i  didn’t.  ”

READ  YOUR  MIND.

“  i  can’t  read  your  mind.  ” 

“  you  say  that  you  need  to  be  alone,  but  night  and  day  you  want  me  at  your  beck  and  call.  ”

“  you  say  you  know  that  you  might  be  crossing  a  line..  ”

“  to  think  we  could  ever  be  casual.  ”

“  you’re  not  my  friend.  ”

“  why  the  fuss  ?  if  you  say  you  wanna  be  mine  ?  ”

“  tell  me,  what’s  going  to  happen  when  it’s  you  and  me  in  a  room  but  you  know  you  can’t  have  it  ?  ”

“  did  i  get  the  message  in  the  way  you  intended  ?  ”

“  tell  me  that  you  need  me  in  your  life.  ”

BECAUSE  I  LIKED  A  BOY.

“  you  showed  up  with  a  boombox.  ”

“  who  knew  cuddling  on  trampolines  could  be  so  reckless  ?  ”

“  we  bonded  over  black  eyed  peas  and  complicated  exes.  ”

“  it  was  all  so  innocent.  ”

“  now  i’m  a  homewrecker,  i’m  a  slut.  ”

“  i’ve  got  death  threats  filling  up  semitrucks.  ”

“  tell  me  who  i  am.  ”

“  guess  i  don’t  have  a  choice.  ”

“  i’m  the  hot  topic  on  your  tongue.  ”

“  i’m  a  rebound  getting  around  stealing  from  the  young.  ”

“  everything’s  derailing.  ”

“  i  was  only  trying  to  hold  you  close.  ”

“  you  said  i’m  too  late  to  be  your  first  love  but  i’ll  always  be  your  favourite.  ”

“  and  all  of  this  for  what  ?  ”

“  when  everything  went  down,  we’d  already  broken  up  !  ”

ALREADY  OVER.

“  we’ve  been  talking  for  hours  about  how  we  shouldn’t  talk  for  hours  on  end.  ”

“  we’d  probably  be  better  off  as  friends.  ”

“  same  time  here  next  weekend  ?  ”

“  say  we  won’t  do  this  again.  ”

“  how  am  i  supposed  to  close  the  door  when  i  still  need  the  closure ?  ”

“  how  am  i  supposed  to  leave  you  now  ?  ”

“  selfishly,  i  don’t  want  to  give  you  time  to  be  on  someone  else’s  lips.  ”

“  after  the  aftermath,  i  know  you’ll  be  coming  back.  ”

HOW  MANY  THINGS.

“  there’s  no  hiding  from  the  thought  of  us.  ”

“  i  got  ways  to  find  you  anywhere.  ”

“  i  consider  you,  i’m  not  trying  to.  ”

“  it  doesn’t  matter  whether  or  not  i  want  to,  i  can’t  help  it.  ”

“  it’s  a  habit.  ”

“  your  corner  in  my  mind  is  well  established.  ”

“  i  wonder  how  many  things  you  think  about  before  you  get  to  me.  ”

“  i  feel  myself  falling  further  down  your  priorities.  ”

“  i  still  make  excuses  for  you  constantly.  ”

“  remember  when  you  left  once  ?  that  never  made  too  much  sense  to  me.  ”

“  it  hurt  you  so  bad  hurting  me.  ”

“  you  really  came  to  me  for  sympathy.  ”

“  am  i  not  even  a  second  thought  ?  ”

Keep reading

[howsmysinging-archived]

icxnhxndleit​:

@howsmysinging​ liked this, and gets a starter!

              Yennefer hated asking for HELP more than hated most things, so it was hard to open up her mouth and use the words. At the same time, this was Jaskier, and she knew that even if there was a smart mouthed reply attached to it, that she’d be able to handle it. “There were some flowers outside that I need for a potion…so, if you have nothing else to do…you could get them for me…” The tone was SOFT, but the woman could learn the word ‘please’.

It wasn’t like he was doing anything necessarily profound, or even remotely skillful. Just plucking a bit the strings of his new lute, still not quite feeling the will to play. So when Yennefer’s thinly-veiled request met his ears, he really had no right to feel bothered by it. And he wasn’t. Not truly. He just looked up, sending her a confused look.

“I’m shocked you’d ask me for help over doing it yourself,” He offered, knowing her independent streak was loud and proud. “What, are they poisonous to the touch? Is that why you’re asking me to do it?”

[howsmysinging-archived]

pastbrought​:

Geralt got up from his spot at the campfire they had made ,  both swords in hand .  Out of the corner of his eye he had barely caught the movement of something in the water of the river next to their campsite .  A ripple ,  much too long and uniform for a normal disturbance on the surface .  The instinct to tell Jaskier to stay put was at the tip of his tongue ,  but the same pattern in the water closer to the shore caught his eye again .

❛  I’m not sure ,  ❜  he spoke as he crept forward .  Though really he wasn’t sure if Jaskier would want to hear what he thought it was .

Caution, for the time being, was being thrown to the wind as he would take slow steps forward to follow behind Geralt. Human eyes tried their hardest to adjust to the darkness that was enveloping the area surrounding them. It was just after sun down, making it all the easier for things to make it past them.

Well. To get past Jaskier, at least. Clearly not enough to keep Geralt from noticing.

“...Need me to do anything? Cause a distraction? Um... what’s the word? Bollocks, I’ve read the dictionary front to back, and yet I forget a word-- flank! Shall I attempt to flank,” Jaskier would gesture vaguely with his hand, “whatever it is we’re dealing with?”

[howsmysinging-archived]

hello what up i’m here (i’m usually here or on my multi lurking but eh) for once to be all ayyy i’m doing stuff

i just switched up my mobile header, bc i’m learning slowly but surely how to make gifs. it may not end up staying as that one, but it’s part of my slow process of revamping things. including making new icons (again) for jask bc i can’t stand looking at mine rn now that i know how to color correct a bit better.

but ye

i’m here, and i’m still very much up for interactions rn! ty to those who have followed me during my weird inactivity as of late. but i’ve rbed a lot of meme stuff as of late, so please check out my meme tag if you wanna interact! in the meantime, my dms are open to mutuals and i’ll be gradually making stuff look a bit nicer on this blog and my multi’s carrd. so ye \ovo/