Did you know there is a service like bark box, but for humans??

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Did you know there is a service like bark box, but for humans??
There are now more ways than ever that your human will need looking after. Remember face coverings still need to be breathable. Plastic wrap, for example, is not a good alternative.
If you need something to do while your human gets their necessary hours of sleep, consider learning to sew. It's a great way to spend time and you can preserve that handsome waistcoat from your own human days.
2020 seemed an appropriate time to rise from my coffin and reclaim this blog.
Can’t eat food for the holidays? Host a friendsgiving anyways!
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For the company! Do not eat the guests!
Can't eat food for the holidays? Host a friendsgiving anyways!
*vampire voice* my love… how do i preheat the oven
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It's just so adorable when humans try using their teeth on you.
Apparently it is perfectly acceptable for humans to make jokes about your age, but you are not allowed to respond in kind."
Christmas party at my place! Do you like eggnog?
Unfortunately I cannot drink it, but I do know someone else who might (;
As the season gets colder, try to remember not to throw your human out of doors without a coat, even if they deserve it.
Halloween Tip: Making scary vampire faces at bratty children when they ask for candy might be a little bit too mean.
Halloween Tip #8: Coming home covered in fake blood seems to have three possible outcomes: 1) Your human has a mild fright and you both laugh afterwards. 2) Your human has a heart attack. 3) A concerning amount of indifference.
Halloween Tip #7: Rely on scent before sight at parties, most of that blood is fake and humans find it embarrassing if you cause any kind of scene.
Halloween Tip #6: As long as you put animal ears or a hat on your human, anything can be a costume!
Halloween Tip #5: Try bringing costumes into the bedroom. It's a great way to try something new without testing your human's physical endurance.