"Comedy"

I am Ryan.

[stuck-y-together]

John Mulaney’s next bit: I was walking down the carpet at the Oscars and everyone started cheering, I thought I had finally made it. Then I looked around and there was Captian fucking America.

[buckysbrat]

I literally heard that in his voice

[quadriceps-deactivated20171230]

we interrupt this program to deliver an important message:

i love you

[golden-godtier]

Now that lemon is trending, staff is gonna ban all citrus and “yellow presenting fruit”

[quigui]

[kul5ara-blog]

why do people say innocent animal do guilty animals even exist 

[dysonairbladefan1992]

[brigwife-deactivated20240426]

[fluent-n-death]

I’m so glad I’m alive to read these headlines

[frencry-deactivated20221114]

[desingyouruniverse]

[mtndewbajablast]

making punk-looking patches but theyre for dad rock bands

[mtndewbajablast]

fund this

[setbabiesonfire]

What… What do you mean DAD rock bands?! This is the music I listen to.. 😐

[ohshitfuckno-deactivated2025120]

Guess that means you’re a dad

[lmaonade]

i’m partially glad i’m not rich. if i had an infinite surplus of money i’d have certainly eaten myself to death on white chocolate reese’s cups by age 14 

[rcktpwr]

so dying a warrior’s death means nothing to you?

[alksdjaslkfdalsk]

[unchildhood]

LAURIE HALSE ANDERSON

Wintergirls (2009);

original photos and edit

[00807x]

[astrodickology]

A white girl, talking to me: Sis-

Me:

[glittangrease]

blowing on the endo… gamecube, nintendo…

[shawnhnichols-deactivated202412]

💝💔💝💔 [Tag your Sweeheart]

[funnypicsdept]

[depsidase]

[cursedcatimages]

[shawnhnichols-deactivated202412]

success