I live in a world of fantasy, so keep your reality

[thetastefulshit]

Ass grabbing is an essential part of a well balanced relationship.

[the-rain-monster]

At any given moment there is a shark behind you. It might be a thousand miles away, but there is a shark behind you.

[friedcherryblossomprincess-deac]

And that shark is totally behind you. It is supporting you in whatever you do and wants you to succeed.

[showerthoughts-lol]

I don't think I have ever picked up a pair of tongs without clicking them together a couple of times.

[cillart]

Gotta make sure they work

[shinosarna]

channel your inner crab

[shut-up-jab]

[two-thirtyy]

Where do you see yourself in 5 years?

Look buddy, i’m just trying to make it to Friday.

[taykoutmccleod]

reblog if its friday and you made it

[nuggsmum]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[huyandere]

guys, they aren’t wrong

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

I need to research why pokemon cards are so expensive. Computer! Show me “pokemon inflation”

[crtter]

[toastbutteregg]

[dailytvfilmgifs]

JAMIE CHUNG as Amber Sucker Punch—2011

[bookshelves]

[genterie]

Samantha Jones (Kim Cattrall), Sex and the City (1998-2004)

[mahoganymamii]

[d4rk-vigil4nt]

Never been truer.

[pathologising]

there are some creatures outside btw

[oscarjamesleigh]

Show me

[pathologising]

I lied sorry

[whitepeopletwitter]

[2kyla-deactivated20180808]

[officialmoviegoer]

this is me about 98 percent of the time.

[blvck-trxp]

Just wanna be alone, but with you.