This is not an ‘Ask Phil’ or a ‘Phil’s Guide’ just a reminder that children are ungrateful and this cold and flu season you should be using ‘Coul-soap: Doesn’t do a great job washing your hands, but it does a worse job washing your brain’.
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@howtodadwithphil
This is not an ‘Ask Phil’ or a ‘Phil’s Guide’ just a reminder that children are ungrateful and this cold and flu season you should be using ‘Coul-soap: Doesn’t do a great job washing your hands, but it does a worse job washing your brain’.
The more you know...
Having some trouble with the work/life balance... I can’t remember it now, but I feel like I used to have the number for a good nanny or twenty...
Kids, things have been a little foggy lately...
Time-outs. Time-outs for everyone.
...and Jemma continues to be a troublemaker.
...Bobbi embraces her role as big sister...
...I learn to ease up on the reins a little...
...Fitz completes an important right of passage...
...May is awarded full custody of Lance...
Meanwhile, on HowToDadWithPhil...
1. It’s okay. Everything’s going to be fine. There, there...Phil’s here.
2. Four of these are hand puns, and while I’m so proud that they are both genius and excruciating, I also hope that you immediately recognized what you'd done and stuck your own nose in the corner until October.
This is very possibly the best blog I've ever found, and I'm pretty sure it's going to be one of the few things able to help me through the emotional trauma that will be the season finale tomorrow. And then the equally as traumatic hiatus. So, thank you.
Thank YOU!! It's amazing to me that people take the time to write these sweet messages and make our days. No matter what happens tonight kids, it's going to be okay. And if it's not, you tell whoever it may concern that they're going to have to deal with Howtodadwithphil...
If you think I would ever say no to a hug, then I'm a failure as a dad. (That's what's called hyperbole because I'm actually a REALLY GREAT dad with a few tiny flaws.)
Don't worry Coulson, Gonzalez can't compare to you when it comes to being a dad. I bet he never even got his kids anything with Captain America on it.
To be fair, nothing I've ever bought with Captain America on it ever went to the kids. But they can come visit it in my office!
No matter what happens tonight Dad, I want you to know that we could never ask for a better Phil.
Thank you, thank you so much. I can't tell you how much that means to me. Now run along and play so you don't see your dad...not cry.