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Episode 46 - How Will They Line Up - Newcastle vs Man City

HOW ON EARTH WILL THEY LINE UP???

Featuring Special Guest Alan Shearer

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SORRY WE FORGOT TO PUT UP ANY VIDEOS HERE OVER CHRISTMAS. WE STILL MADE SOME AND THEY WERE REALLY GOOD.

Ian Fiveankles, Former Professional Footballer Turned Current Pundit

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How Will They Line Up - Episode 45 - Arsenal vs Man City 

Feat. Special Guest Richard Wright

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"Ian Fiveankles gets very excited around Christmas time. He works as a bauble on Frank Lampard's tree. Apparently last year, Frank got naked and smeared himself in mincemeat."

Anthony Richardson, Anchor, How Will They Line Up

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How Will They Line Up - Episode 44 - Stoke City vs Chelsea

Feat. Sam Allardyce and Stephen Ireland

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Q&A

Q. Max Williams asked: "Dear Ian, where did you get your nick name “Fiveankles”?" A. Ian Fiveankles: "It’s not a nickname, Max, it’s my real name. And nickname is one word. Watch and learn, my friend. Watch and learn."

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How Will They Line Up - Episode 43 - World Cup Draw Special 

(Feat. Special Guests Ronaldinho, Romario and Cafu)

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Q: Joe Aquino asked, "What's the worst injury you have seen on the pitch?" A: Ian Fiveankles: "I’d have to say that was when Duncan Bigcups, who was goalkeeper for Shepherd’s Balls Meadow FC, collided with Steffan Honk, who was up front for Frickin Hill." If you remember the scene, Honk was bearing down on goal and Bigcups, always known for extreme bravery that bordered on stupidity, came roaring out and attempted to dive onto the ball. He missed and his chin made contact with Honk’s boot. Because of the angle he was at when the collision occurred, Bigcups’ whole head went sort of inside-out. Says Ian: "He insisted on playing on, but later told me 'it was a bit weird, all I could see for the rest of the game was my own neck from the inside.' Miraculously there were no long term effects, though I shall never forget seeing this fleshy stump in a baseball cap attempting to do goal kicks and saves. We lost 2-0 that day."

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How Will They Line Up - Episode 42 - Norwich City vs Crystal Palace

Feat Special Guest Ian Wright

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"Every single episode of How Will They Line Up I've filmed with my bum out."

Ian Fiveankles, Former Professional Footballer Turned Current Pundit.

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How Will They Line Up - Episode 41 - Celtic vs Ack Milan

(Feat. Special Guest caller Gordon Strachan)

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"Pretty sure there's something living in Phil Brown's mouth."

Anthony Richardson, Anchor, How Will They Line Up

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How Will They Line Up - Episode 40 - Everton vs Liverpool

Featuring special guest caller Ross Barkley

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"Who let the dogs out? Who? Who? Who? It was former Nottingham Forest midfielder Chris Bart-Williams. And there's piss all we can do about it. The man's a total arse."

Former Professional Footballer turned current pundit Ian Fiveankles. 

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How Will They Line Up - Episode 39 - Rest Of The World Qualifiers

(Feat Special Guest Mystic Meg)

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"You won't see me going paintballing. I hate it."

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How Will They Line Up - Episode 38 - European World Cup Qualifying Playoffs Preview Special

Feat Special Guests Sepp Blatter and Davor Suker

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