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Have any of you heard of the Harvard MIT Pigeon Prank?

An MIT student dressed in a black-and-white striped shirt went to the Harvard football stadium every day of one summer, blowing a whistle while scattering breadcrumbs or birdseed to coax neighborhood pigeons down onto the field. At Harvard’s opening game of the season, upon the referee’s first whistle, it’s said that hundreds of pigeons descended onto the field, causing a half-hour delay.

ziggyz-eyepatch

It’s been a long time since I’ve felt so personally attacked.

lilover131

Made a parody Twitter account for Syaoran to compliment @madamkabooshkwa’s Kaito account (@YunaDKaito2)! Watch the shenanigans by following us!

https://twitter.com/SyaoranLi713

The latest Tweets from Syaoran Li (@SyaoranLi713). Heir to the Li Clan. Boyfriend of Sakura. Student at Tomoeda Middle. Will protect Sakura

madamkabooshkwa

Shits gunna get wild looool

Apparently I am shit at keeping up with all my social media accounts hahahahahahaha -sob-

#sarah screams into the abyss

lilover131

As a fanfic writer, I often find things in previous fics I’ve written that are cringeworthy and make me feel somewhat ashamed for writing them. However, just as often as I find flaws, I also find moments that impress even me and remind me I’m not perfect, but I’m not the worst either. I think that feeling can go for most things. Don’t be ashamed of your past. Be proud of the good things you did and learn from the bad so you can only improve from there. Always strive to be your best selves! :)

madamkabooshkwa

Oh boi I needed this 😭 I was looking back at my stuff from high school and I’m just like

What... the fuck.

#some of its hilarious mind you #but still #UGHHHHH

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vampire-crimson

what the actual fuck

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Men don’t know women can pee

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ive been sitting on the toilet for 20 minutes trying to piss but the pee keeps getting lost in my confusing Woman Body

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i haven’t peed in 16 days… my pee keeps running into the minotaur in the labyrinth that is my Womanly Excretory System

#hahahaha wtf

lizbetweenthelines-deactivated2

Be obsessed with your writing.

You’re allowed to be obsessed with your story. You NEED to be for it to be good. If you have it on your mind 24/7 you’ll be able to fix plot holes and make better scenes and charecter development. Play out your favorite parts in your head before you fall asleep. Daydream about it. Make memes and mood boards and play lists about it. BY ALL MEANS chat about it incessantly with your friends and family and mutuals. I’m rooting for you! Fantasize! Create! Obses!

#pleasant reminders

wardenpharah

Fic writer aesthetic

- you just had a brilliant idea. it’s 3am - bonus: you have something important the next day - “wow I wrote so much, let’s see the word counter” 350 words “LIES” - when your worst work gets the most attention - “[AO3] You’ve got kudos!” emails are your lifeblood, water your crops, and clear your skin - B L A N K P A G E S O F D O O M - playing the entire story out in your head. never writing it - watching or reading anything ever and imagining an au - making playlists to write to. never writing - getting an “[AO3] Comment on ______” email and doing the thing. you know the one - headcanons. so many headcanons - spending days or weeks on a piece - watching the hit count rise and the kudos count stay on said work - when will the kudos return from war

#hey look its me

bobacupcake

we are already living in the cyberpunk future and i know this because within a span of 3 days we went from this tweet:

to thousands of people making phony images and replying to them with their passionate desire to have them as a tshirt to overload the bots with nonsense and junk and send out warnings to shoppers like this:

and now we even have people replying to pictures of baby yoda with “i want this on a tshirt” knowing how ravenous disney is being with copyright in hopes to get the stores taken down altogether

i dont know what it is about stuff like this and the whole turn mei into a symbol of hk protesters thing but, its really reassuring for some reason

pinkieperil

And the next step…

systlin

https://teezyli.com/

Holy shit y’all look at the front page of the site right now

cathrine-rose

Oh my god

systlin

Anyway, I just emailed [email protected] to report the site for very evilly stealing Disney’s IP! Because obviously that is very evil and bad and shit.

anthropohedron

I’ve never seen such a perfect example of fighting fire with fire.

systlin

Holy fucking shit

lightbenderlin

Not the same level of corporate copyright infringement, but my hero is whomever saw this trend and thought “disney isnt enough, let’s get the chinese government pissed at these sites too. Let’s get Tank Man on a shirt.”

systlin

“Salutes”

That person is a hero and an icon.

Interdimensional Tsubasa Facebook anyone?

Kurogane definitely would have no idea how to work technology >_> :p

...well, mainly smart phones and social media

#tsubasa chronicle #tsubasa reservoir chronicles #kurogane #fai d. flourite #fai would respond to everything with memes for sure #and troll kurogane on a regular basis #what else can i come up with...

forever-memes

I redrew an anime cel of Sakura. I couldn’t be buggered drawing the card or recreating the background so I just kinda did whatever.

I wanted to draw her older too 👀

Please don’t repost without my permission. Thnx ❤️

#ccs #cardcaptor sakura #card captor sakura #art #anime #sakura kinomoto #i wish i had the patience to learn about animation #because then i could animate Akiho stabbing a bitch #the possibilities are endless

powerfulwizard

Why do they always write their articles like this??

powerfulwizard

i think they did confirm it by naming it this

and drawing it like this

also guess what its japanese name literally translates to

whoreofavalon

Im losing it at this tag

I need more sparkly Akiho in my life -sob-

#ccs #cardcaptor sakura #card captor sakura #clear card arc #clear card hen #akiho shinomoto

sistertaxon

why are there so many posts about asexuals being immune to sirens. people. sirens don’t lure you in with sex (necessarily). they sing about whatever it is that you want most. they could sing about mothman or cinnamon toast crunch and guess what then your asexual pirate is fucking dead

thesylverlining

this is the only kind of ace discourse i ever want to see on my dash. the only kind. ever again. good job

kittyknowsthings

Do you think the sirens would be grateful that they finally get some variety?

systlin

“Oh my god we can finally just sing about pasta thank the fucking gods.”

totohoy-blog

I’m not asexual but I’m fairly certain sirens would do a far better job luring me into the depths with a song about pasta rather than sex…

systlin

I mean.

“WHAT THE FUCK STAY AWAY FROM THE ROCKS.”

“FUCKER THEY SAID THEY HAVE FETTUCCINE CARBONARA AND HOT GARLIC BREAD OVER THERE HANG ON BITCH.”

musicalhell

This is true; Odysseus heard them promising him knowledge of the future. So the next time you see artwork like this:

Remember those sultry naked chicks are saying “We’ll tell you the winning lotto numbers.”

fuckstaffposts

Them: “We have unlimited wifi at incredible speeds~” Me: *diving headfirst into the water*

rpluvsyj

This post is a blessing

wittyusername97

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