you fucking asshole

[sluthollander]

shane hollander good boy who is secretly a slut and ilya rozanov bad boy who is secretly soft I love you both so much

[ilyasmole]

heated rivalry 1.01 // 1.05 requested by @ilyarizzanov

[imsodishy]

One thing about the Hollander men; if you hit them with a social situation they don't know how to react to, they will straight up leave ✌️

call that the Hollander Goodbye

[ilyasmole]

[boitterfly]

and if ilya was a mermaid he’d be the biggest mermaid in the world

[boitterfly]

[cuppydogshane]

ilya voice actually my scales are rainbow and iridescent and stronger than steel so your shark bites dont work and im immune to poisons and im the fastest swimmer and the most beautiful also

[shanemp3]

[sluthollander]

ok but living and playing with shane making ilya a better player because he can't help but keep up with mr. "lives and breathes hockey" and it pisses BOTH of them off bc ilya is like "fuuuuck shane was right about all the bullshit minutiae" and shane is like "what the fuck do you mean that wasn't your best?????"

[cuppydogshane]

CHALANT AS FUCK. ILYA HE CAN SEE YOU MAKING THAT FACE

[downahill]

remember when shane went on a self growth journey after the all the things she said night while ilya had no idea shane and rose had even broken up and was so down bad still devastated after being ditched post frot of doom and despair in 2016. and then after all of that. ilya still found enough joie de vivre to show up to the all stars game wearing the most fuckass shirt imaginable ❤️

[sickness-health-all-that-shit]

really? :)))

[sluthollander]

it so fucking juicy to me that there's exactly one thing mr. self-control himself, shane hollander, cannot resist and stop himself from indulging in no matter how hard he tries and that is one ilya rozanov :)

[scunthotter]

I know this is the Shane Hollander website where we shanepost. Which is why I know you'll agree when I say I love Ilya so much. He should get whatever he wants and be able to smoke as many cigarettes and have them not be bad for him. He really does deserve Shane Hollander crying on it.

[themoonandmyman]

we see Ilya’s depression so fucking clearly in season 1 wayyy before he ever acknowledges what it is, but outside of tumblr I don’t see anyone talk about it which is Crazy to me. he’s the poster boy for the thousand yard stare and so much of his behaviour is completely explainable and Honestly Valid. kill me for saying it but if the prettiest boy id ever seen wanted to Know Me and i was in the middle of the State Mandated torture nexus i would also want to clam up and hit the bricks

[pregnanthudsonwilliams]

ilya voice i am not feeling so fly like a g6, hollander

[pregnanthudsonwilliams]

@minotauri

[sluthollander]

shane really fulfilling hockey stereotypes by marrying a blonde lmao

[cloudabserk]

happy (late) birthday shane!!!!

[heatedrivalrysource]

voguemagazine: From everyone’s favorite “Heated Rivalry” duo and a matching moment from keke and alysaxliu to samsmith and madonna deep in conversation and badbunnypr turning heads, tap the link in our bio for an exclusive look at how guests spent their night at the 2026 #MetGala. Photographed by strange.victory