The Grimmest Jack

Drop me a line if you want or need anything, and I'll see what I can do. Just know that I talk A LOT. We green? Far out. I'm Chuck Fucking Hoxton on Steam.

[hoxooster]

Clover would do this—most likely to Hoxton, just sayin’.

Found out that the OG post for this video was deleted, but I still wanted to share it with y’all for posterity. Also, to have it to send to people when I talk about Clover being a gremlin. XD

[cajoelwu]

Every time I pick Wolf on the character select screen in Payday 3, I always wonder why he looks so chonky compared to the others—his body type’s totally different from everyone else’s.

I wanna rub his tummy——

And SINS pretty much spelled out the answer

Everyone knows long-term use of psychiatric meds can make you gain weight.

Clearly Wolf’s been getting treated for his mental issues, but it obviously didn’t work, and his condition just got worse.

There’s also another angle: maybe he’s letting his mental illness spiral even further just to chase that thrill. （I’ve actually had real-life friends do stuff like that before, and trust me, it’s really messed up.）

Some headcanons

-Wolf loves watching movies. He sees heists as a stage and himself as the lead protagonist, which is why he has such a dramatic way of speaking.

He cries easily when he gets emotional. Dallas always thinks Wolf’s having a mental episode and goes to comfort him.

He tries to cheer up and counsel other crew members who struggle with mental health issues, though it barely works most of the time.

Chains keeps an eye on Wolf’s diet and nags him to work out all the time, but Wolf’s always being lazy and slacking off.

He’s usually pretty upbeat, even a little arrogant and sharp-tongued.

[getthefuckingdrill]

fuck it akan time

[can-this-character-say-faggot]

Sokol from Payday 2.

SOKOL from Payday 2

Can reclaim it and does

Can't reclaim it, does anyways

Can reclaim it, doesn't

Can't reclaim it, doesn't

Voting ended onMay 18

[ghostlycoyote0]

I’ve hit 200 hours in Payday, and I can no longer read the word chop without my inner monologue turning into Locke

[getthefuckingdrill]

Idk what I was on with these angsty edits...

[getthefuckingdrill]

Back on my edit bullshit

[vvioviiovioo]

Hi little Dallas. Hi

Now i need to do Hoxton, Houston, Wolf and Chains,,, lala

[can-this-character-say-faggot]

Sydney from PAYDAY 2.

SYDNEY from Payday 2

Can reclaim it and does

Can't reclaim it, does anyways

Can reclaim it, doesn't

Can't reclaim it, doesn't

Voting ended onMay 15

[getthefuckingdrill]

I made a bunch of shitty hardcore Henry edits and such so here feed 5 ppl in the fandom...

[imakestuff1987]

My big three x)

Link to patterns!

[monkabonka1]

hox is so mean

[monkabonka1]

lmfaoooooo

[youthlose]

drawing got so fun all of a sudden

[youthlose]

hi im back on postin,.,.., this is super lazy but i kind of improved, i think?

[imakestuff1987]

Payday 2 era age chart :-)

This is in relation to Payday 2! (Which takes place in 2014) For Payday 3, just add 10 years to everyone’s age

[imakestuff1987]

Payday doodles (featuring a Knocker)