IcyZoie

Canadian Transfem / I post mostly video game related content, and occasionally other stuff / I don't reblog unless it's important / linktr.ee/icyzoie

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two events overlap, fucking cinema

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Many many years ago when I used to play KF2 with a friend

We were playing the KF2 map Santa's Workshop the week it released and we were at the stage where the enemies were spawning basically from everywhere and my friend asked..

"where are they all coming from?"

Me: "uh.. up top, down low, too slow."

Friend: "Did you just..?"

They were flabbergasted, since I was not the type of person to make a dad joke or any joke for that matter. We both laughed.

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Me: *plays Stellaris*

Npc: I want this solar system of yours, because it rightfully belongs to me

Me: bro, this system is deep within my space and we just met. I even have colonized the planet which was barren of any life for 1000+ years

Npc: give it or we go to war

Me: can I just offer you some metals instead? I don't have a strong military atm

Npc: war it is

Me: fine.. but you'll regret it..

*npc attacks one of my space station and controls it*

Me: THATS IT, YOU'VE FORCED MY HAND

*I proceed to commit war crimes*

Npc: pls stop, i'll give you the system back

*I ignore and keep committing war crimes*

Npc: I YELD, PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF THE GALAXY STOP!!!

Me: I won't stop until you're extinct

Galactic community: yo icyzoie stop, they only got their home system left, I think they got the message

*I pushed the npc to extinction*

Galactic community: dear god...

Me: Don't fuck with The Great Canadian Empire.

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Transphobes: when they dig up your body in 100 years they'll see male bones!1!1

Me: I don't care at that point, plus I want to be cremated so I don't have to participate in the next skeleton war. Also having less space be taken up by cemeteries means there's more space for walmart parking lots.

👊😤

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I was about to take a sip of my coffee, until I saw out the corner of my eye..

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Mandela Effect

Which one do you believe is correct?

Kit-Kat

KitKat

Kit Kat

Voting ended onJul 12

[icyzoie]

I like the smash and grab update in paychecking the 3rd

smash and dash is pretty much just 5 to 10 minute adventures

right now there are only 2 maps that released in the smash the jazz update, hopefully they add more maps to the crash and smash in the future.

Imagine they add road rage to crap and stab? how'd that work?

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kinda shady ngl

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I've been watching a lot of lost media lately and I just realized I got 2 hours of roblox 2011 footage, if anyone is interested I could upload them to my youtube channel.

insane 18 fps gameplay!

I'd totally be fine if it gets reuploaded somewhere like the internet archive or other archive channels (as long as you credit), but idk if it could fall under the Creative Commons though

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swtor moment #1

forgot I had this screenshotted from 2022

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Weird dream I had...

so in this dream I was browsing twitter or the other name its known for, twitter. "trump is dead," "jd vance," "hes not dead," and "fake news" was trending, and because twitter is unreliable for just about anything, I turned on the tv and got blasted by the text on the screen that says "Trump died of cringe!" with footage of jd vance getting arrested because he was in the same room as trump when he died.

also I think it was the week or month gta 6 got released 😂😭

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not really good at this game 🤷‍♀️

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alright, another weird dream

soo in this dream im like 30 to 32 years old (27 at the time of writing this) and I went to Target alone grabbed a Walmart shopping cart and did the usual shopping, it was crowded and I was my true self (im currently in the early stages of transiting rn (mtf)), and I don't really do well with crowded spaces but for some reason I didn't have an issue with this, maybe because I successfully transition, the good deals in the store idk, but I legit just did some shopping... but happy.

Now you might be saying "this just seems wholesome, how is it weird?" Well I'll tell ya why its weird. First off im Canadian and Target isn't in Canada anymore. Second, why was there only Walmart shopping carts in Target? is this some kind of sick power move by Target? I swear to god if Target comes back to Canada with better deals then Walmart before 2030 im going to lose my shit

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I just wanted to put it out there

My dreams are like ultra hd 4k 720p with colour

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Weird dream I had

So I had a dream where I was scrolling through tiktok and came across a video of someone talking about how all the call of duty games got removed from the steam store but they were all available through the call of duty hq and you could purchase all older cods for $10 each.

So I got off tiktok and went to my pc to test this myself and to my surprise cod hq was only 40gb and when i opened it, it looked reallly clean, like the best user interface you could've imagined, so good you could nut. Anyway, I checked that all older cod games were in fact $10 each but only for 6 more days, then I decided to jump onto twitter and saw an xbox tweet that went something like "enjoy it while you can 👀" so of course i bought a few cod games, like mw2022 and ghosts.

Then I went to the operator tab, and you could select each game and found out that I was able to play the cod ghosts multiplayer operators in any cod games like bo7 or bo2, then i somehow scrolled sooo far down to find a "scrapped" game operator and i cant even explain it so here's an image.

and for some reason i was able to play the scrapped game with this wip operator so jumped into a level and turned out it was like one of those plain maps where devs test shit with npc's and i was in 3rd person and for some reason it felt REALLY good to play better then cods 3rd person mode, hell better than fortnite or any game for that matter, it just felt good to play, you had to be there to fully understand what i mean.

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ain't no way

my post was drafted 6 days ago