Modern Magic Families

completely random and totally unasked for but here it is

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I’m delighted to astonish y’all by introducing… The Malfoy-Weasley family!

Draco Malfoy, 41 years

Slytherin prince, former ferret. Actual owner and Chief Executive Officer of Malfoy Enterprises. Married to Ginny Weasley (40)

“If you think I hate you… I probably do”

Ginevra Malfoy (neé Weasley), 40 years

Gryffindor queen, former Weaslette. First quidditch star, actual reporter and Head of the Department of Magical Games and Sports at the Ministry of Magic. Married to Draco Malfoy (41).

“People need to start appreciating the effort I put into not to be a serial killer”

Phoenix Alexander Malfoy, 20 years

Cunning businessman, former Slytherin. Actual Chief Financial Officer of Malfoy Enterprises. Engaged to Chelsea Zabini (20)

“My sarcasm and my sincerity sound surprisingly similar”

Alexandra Elizabeth Malfoy, 18 years.

Blair Waldorf but make her sporty, Gryffindor. Actual 7° year student at Hogwarts. Dating Lyssander Zabini (17).

“Shopping is cheaper than therapy”

Scorpius Hyperion Malfoy, 16 years.

Silver Trio member, Gryffindor. Actual 5° year student at Hogwarts. Dating Cassandra McLaggen (16).

“I have CDO. It’s like OCD, but the letters are in alphabetical order, as they should”

Lucas Jason Malfoy, 15 years

Brilliant duelist, Slytherin. Actual 4° year student at Hogwarts. Dating Lily Potter (15).

“They say good things take time. That’s why I’m always late”

Danielle Cordelia Malfoy, 12 years

Daddy’s girl, Gryffindor. Actual 1° year student at Hogwarts. Will date (in some years) Theo Potter (12).

“Some people should use glue instead of chapstick”

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I have the pleasure to introduce you to… The Weasley-Granger family!

Ron Weasley, 41 years

Weasley is our king, former Gryffindor. Actual Vice-Head of Auror Department at the Ministry of Magic. Married to Hermione Weasley (42)

“Adulthood’s a soup. I’m a fork”

Hermione Weasley (neé Granger), 42 years

Brightest witch of her age, former Gryffindor (later, Head of Department for Regulation and Control of Magical Creatures). Actual Minister of Magic. Married to Ron Weasley (41).

“You’d loose your mind trying to understand mine”

Rose Jean Weasley, 16 years

Wise mess, Gryffindor. Actual 5° year student at Hogwarts. Dating Frank Longbottom (17).

“Down to Earth. And yet, still above you”

Hugo Arthur Weasley, 15 years

Always hungry, Hufflepuff. Actual 4° year student at Hogwarts. Dating Pandora Zabini (15).

“I try to be a nice person, but sometimes my mouth just doesn’t cooperate”

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Ladies and gentlemen… The chaotic Weasley-Johnson family!

George Weasley, 43 years

Star prankster, former Gryffindor. Actual Weasley’s Wizard Wheezes co-owner. Married to Angelina Weasley (44).

“Friday. My second favourite F word. (It’s not you, Fred)”

Angelina Weasley (neé Johnson), 44 years

Golden girl, former Gryffindor (and later, quidditch star). Actual Chief Marketing Officer of Douceur (Fleur’s fashion brand). Married to George Weasley (43).

“What do you mean? I never argue! I just explain why I’m right”

Frederick Arthur Weasley, 17 years

Padfoot 2.0, Gryffindor. Actual 6° year student at Hogwarts. Dating Anne Wood (17).

“I’m not the type of person you should put on speaker phone”

Roxanne Katie Weasley, 15 years

Looks like a cinnamon roll, could kill you. Slytherin, actual 4° year student at Hogwarts. Dating Aiden Thomas-Finnegan (15).

“Isn’t your trash-can jealous of the garbage that comes out of your mouth?”

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Has anyone heard of the Weasley-Reed family before? I sure haven’t.

Fred Weasley, 43 years

Miracle war survivor, former Gryffindor. Actual Weasley’s Wizard Wheezes co-owner. Married to Alisson Weasley (42)

“You say you’re cooler than me, Feorge… Would that make me hotter than you?”

Alisson Weasley (neé Reed), 42 years

Muggle, actual famous journalist and reporter, discovered magic by accident when she met Fred Weasley (43), her current husband.

“Don’t worry about who talks behind your back. They’re behind you for a reason”

George Percival Weasley, 17 years

The chillest friend in the most chaotic group, Gryffindor. Actual 6° year student at Hogwarts. Dating Astrid Wood (17).

“Sometimes, I question my sanity. Occasionally, it replies”

Crystal Ariadna Weasley, 16 years

Literal cinnamon roll, Hufflepuff. Actual 5° year student at Hogwarts. Dating Noah Longbottom (15)

“Be the energy you want to attract”

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Ladies and gentlemen… The Weasley-Adams family!

Percy Weasley, 45 years

Straight A’s, former Gryffindor. Actual Head of the Department of Magical Transportations at the Ministry of Magic. Married to Audrey Weasley (45).

“I correct autocorrect more than autocorrect corrects me”

Audrey Weasley (neé Adams), 45 years

Flitwick’s favourite, former Ravenclaw. Actual Head of Department of International Magical Cooperation at the Ministry of Magic. Married to Percy Weasley (45).

“If I had a galleon for every time you said something smart, I would be broke”

Molly Susan Weasley, 19 years

Prefectly prefect, HeadGirl, former Ravenclaw. Actual worker for the Department of Law Enforcement in the Ministry of Magic. Dating Lorcan Zabini (17).

“I’d agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong”

Lucy Katherine Weasley, 18 years.

Sarcastic star chaser, Slytherin. Actual 7° year student at Hogwarts. Dating Liam Nott (19).

“Keep rolling your eyes, maybe you’ll find a brain back there”

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Let me introduce you the Weasley-Delacour family:

William Weasley, 51 years

The oldest of the Weasley siblings. Former Gryffindor, actual curse-breaker for Gringotts. Married to Fleur Weasley (44).

“Sorry I’m late. I came here as soon as I wanted to”.

Fleur Weasley (neé Delacour), 44 years

1/4 veela, Tri-Wizard champion, former Beauxbatons student. Actual owner and CEO of her very own successful magic fashion brand, Douceur. Married to Bill Weasley (51).

“Fashion is what you buy. Style is what you do with it”.

Victoire Gabrielle Lupin (neé Weasley), 21 years

1/8 veela, former Ravenclaw, actual mediwitch at St. Mungo’s. Married to Teddy Lupin (23). Mother of Nymphadora Lupin (2).

“My heels are bigger than most people’s standards”

Dominique Anne Weasley, 20 years

1/8 veela, former Slytherin. Actual quidditch star, playing on the Holyhead Harpies (chaser). Engaged to Ryan Nott (20).

“Being a d*ck won’t make yours any bigger, you know”

Louis William Weasley, 19 years

1/8 veela, former Gryffindor. Actual assistant of professor Hannah Abbott for Charms at Hogwarts. Dating Alexia Nott (18).

“Not to brag but I don’t really need alcohol to take bad decisions”