[Insert something deep&meaningful]

Auto-tuned judgy deep state fursona sending emojis to my friend with benefits on my dumbphone. Pronouns she/her (cis girl), on the ace/aro spectra. Autistic. Trans rights and pro-choice or gtfo. Also I am too lazy to pretty up my blog sorry

[chongoblog]

ITS APRIL 13 YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS

FETCH ME NEIL

[chongoblog]

[slowspinningredemption]

in honour of halloween behold the four horsemen of the apocalypse

[squareofshape]

so i wore a pride flag pin to work the other day and the kids were all interested (obviously) (find me a classroom of preschoolers who are not obsessed with rainbows) (i'll wait) so they crowded around to see.

"aww!" they said, "it's a flag!!"

but the thing is: they're little. a lot of them don't really have a handle on all their mouth sounds yet.

such as, notably, that tricky tricky "L" sound.

[lucidnee]

if you an adult learn to take sex criticism. Y'all be 26 giving out wack head cause you refused to listen in ya freshmen year of college that you not suppose to bite it like that. You 28 still just sticking dry penis in a dry hole saying “oh..you tight” NOT AROUSED!!!

[lucidnee]

if someone says ow during sex you stop and ask! Don’t keep going!!

If you finished first that’s fine!!! It’s normal!! But don’t just leave that person hanging!!

You cum in a person after they asked you not too but it was an accident guess who paying $50 for plan b?? YOU!!!

[lucidnee]

if you looking at this putting genders on it then it’s ya fault lol cause this is the most gender neutral post

[starlitpyon]

I need to jettison US libs into space

Yeah sure Biden just found 1 million Actually Criminals with no families or anything to deport, no real people were deported under Biden he was doing 1 Million Good Deportations a year, not like Trump's deportations which are the bad kind >:( I hate these people so much

[leadergorilla]

We really memory holed Haitian migrants getting whipped and lassoed by cops on horseback during like the first year Biden was in office.

[strangegutz]

you guys know I can see your tags right. The artist can see your tags. I see your tags. OP can see your tags.

[strangegutz]

I want to specify that this isnt about being really excited or (appropriately) horny or whatever, this is about people reblogging my art and calling it disgusting or mentally ill or a monstrosity or whatever. like you gotta know that the OP will see tags as clearly as replies....

[strangegutz]

People are reblogging this again thinking I'm talking about lengthy/excited/suggestive tags so I'm bringing back my addition- I am talking about flat-out insults!

[tpwrtrmnky]

"Internet users learn if the website is for Content being put out by faceless Pages, or if that's the actual creator of the post you're directly interacting with" challenge [IMPOSSIBLE]

[clown-husband]

if house was a drag queen his name could be ms.diagnosis

[mitskiesque]

they should invent an apartment that has huge windows but is never too hot and is near everything i like and all my friends but is also quiet when i want it to be and costs zero dollars or perhaps they pay me to live in. and they save it just for me so i dont have to look for it :)

[magicratfingers]

[magicratfingers]

soft orc bbg Friday

[keferon]

A cat I met in the woods yesterday

[caringintensely]

Experience: Learning the right way to connect the dots.

[telep0rt]

This is the best representation of something I have been trying to explain to people for years!!!! Saving this to my phone so I can routinely pull it out when I need. 

[kidobsolete]

[lil-high-alien]

This shit never made more sense than now

[marian-devotee]

I took my little brother (autistic, mostly non verbal) out and he was using his voice keyboard to tell me something, and this little boy (maybe 4 or 5?) heard him and asked me "Is he a robot??" I tried to explain to him that no, he isn't a robot, he just communicates differently, but my darling brother was in the background max volume "I am robot I am robot I am robot I am robot"

[marian-devotee]

My little brother insisted if I was going to post about him, he wanted a cut of the "profits". When I explained to him that Tumblr isn't monetized, and is pretty pointless, he and my older brother pointed out that he'd still be bringing me "fame and notoriety" if the post got "big". So we agreed, if the post hit 10k notes, which seemed extremely farfetched and silly at the time, I'd take my little brother out for sushi (his favorite food) and let him eat as much as he wants.

I guess God wanted the little robot to enjoy some sushi 🍣 🥲

[thetruerarkher]

[everythingfox]

“Ooo girl your nails are fabulous!”

(via)

[capnsoapy]

do you think that a certain genre of queer person is so obsessively weird about pride flag discourse becuase their flags fill the gaping hole in their personality where a hogwarts house used to be

[the-drunk-game-master-deactivat]

I suppose? You can just replace that with what kind of bender tribe you'd be, or if you're a Jedi or a Sith.

[capnsoapy]

Personally I don't want to have my personality defined by any commercial property for preteens because I have a three-dimensional sense of self,

[grumpy-bat-central]

I'll do you one better, identify with your choice of lightsaber color and form you'd use~!

[capnsoapy]

Personally I don't want to have my personality defined by any commercial property for preteens because I have a three-dimensional sense of self,

[capnsoapy]

Personally I don't want to have my personality defined by any commercial property for preteens because I have a three-dimensional sense of self,

[totally-lyrical]

ok but power rangers are dope as hell and also are FREE to watch on youtube so tag yrself im light blue

[capnsoapy]

Personally I don't want to have my personality defined by any commercial property for preteens because I have a three-dimensional sense of self,

[smolbluegoblin]

tumblr user capnsoapy

[capnsoapy]

Personally I don't want to have my eternal punishment defined by any futile boulders for kings because I have a three-dimensional sense of eternal torment,

[depsidase]

[weaselle]

“LA is burning”

A: it is not. a couple of self-driving cars got set on fire

B: you didn’t give a shit a few months ago when LA was literally on fire in a big way. So.

[alivehouse]

[alivehouse]

u cant say kill? is the military recruiting from tiktok now

[sludgebones]

absolute ass beating going on in the tags

[burins]

thinking fondly of this meme I made for a coworker years and years ago

[myth-myth-yeth]

what’s it say?

[asteroidtroglodyte]