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a friend in me · jacob + maude

I’m outside. Can you buzz me in? Jacob sent off his text to Maude, the towering actor leaning against the gate as he waited for his friend to let him in. The two had previously made plans to spend the evening together...as if they didn’t already spend enough time together during the week. Jacob just liked Maude’s company. And, if he was being honest, time with her was a welcomed distraction from the feelings he was beginning to feel for Maia -- feelings he was bending over backward to not feel.

This part was gonna sound...bad...but knowing that Maude harbored a bit of a crush on him meant zero chance of rejection on his part, an easy slam dunk. Not that he was hoping or expecting the night to turn into anything sexual, just that he wanted something to occupy his mind and knew she would give him her undivided attention for as long as he wanted it. “G’day, gorgeous,” he said as a greeting, wrapping one arm around her tiny shoulders once Maude finally appeared to let him in. || @mapatow

#— paragraphs.#p — a friend in me.#— maude apatow.

glammaika

Fmk hottest people on your dash

Fuck: @davidsonhq

Marry: @hqelordi

Kiss: @oliviahclt

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I’m flattered, darlin’.

#— mentions.#— doutzen kroes.

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Just wanted to pop in and say you’ve got great taste. That’s all. G’day. || @oliviahclt

#— conversations.#— olivia holt.#idk why this needed to happen i just love olivia

top 5 hottest people

Alexa Demie ( @alexadem ) Barbie Palvin ( @bcrbcra ) Sofia Carson ( @scarsons ) Ariana Grande ( @trulyari ) Charles Melton ( @melton ) Brady Skjei ( @b76skjei )

Threw in a bonus sixth cus fuck ya rules ✌🏼

#what is this mess of a list of hot people go with it #— answered.#— alexa demie.#— barbara palvin.#— sofia carson.#— charles melton.#— brady skjei.#Anonymous

barnesxben

If you had the chance to share your bed with 4 male celebs who would you pick ?

You really would like to see me answering this, well here we go!

@stylesglamorous

@glamirons

@hqelordi

@glamhiddleston

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As my husband, I’d expect nothing less, mate.

#— mentions.#im crying 😂

✉ ɪᴍᴇꜱꜱᴀɢᴇ ⇾ ᴊᴀᴄᴏʙ

camila: you really wanna go there ????? you REALLY want to do that ????? cause i don't want to have you crying on my shoulder all night. /againn/

camila: you know me... if i make it through one night unscathed — it's a fucking miracle. last time i fell down them i was fineeeee

camila: wow that is... unbelievably considerate of you. almost like you have a heart. can't be real 😩

jacob: it's 2021 and real men cry, camila. especially when they were only tears of embarrassment for YOU.

jacob: you're a frequent flier at the ER, aren't you? are you just trying to pull a hot doctor? i see your game, CM.

jacob: i'm only like the tin man 98% of the time.

#— imsg.#— camila morrone.

sydshq:

not slut shaming if it’s facts. why would i be salty? i can go to sleep peacefully every night knowing i haven’t been tortured by that thing you call a penis. the only thing he picked up was a little sugar cause he always wanting more.

some call it torture, others call it the best night of their lives. potato, potahto. look, all jokes aside, i don’t actually think the idea of you two is totally mad. i like the bloke a lot, he’s a solid dude.

#nsfw #— conversations.#— sydney sweeney.

emmack:

I take it you’ve been bringing your own food just to be safe? Or have you been living on the wild side and taking the risk. Sounds exhausting to me. I’d be coming home from work every day and just crawling into bed to hide under the cover. Thank you! I’m absolutely chuffed! It’s a BAFTA for best female performance in a comedy actually.

I did, for a few days. Then I got too lazy to cook knowing there was a bunch of free food that was only possibly poisoned and thought I’d take my chances. I mean, Mauve ain’t no walk in the park either, right? But my bed is definitely my happy place, I’ll say that. Get outta town, killah! Look at you go!

#— conversations.#— emma mackey.

barnesxben:

Continued from this post here @hqelordi

I hope you’ll be lucky in our marriage ?

I already feel like I won big, bro.

#— conversations.#— ben barnes.

What was the last 'guilty pleasure' song you listened to?

roooooooxanne 🎵

#Anonymous

Who are you most comfortable around?

probably my main bitch @alexadem, my brother @davidsonhq, and my family.

#so yeah basically just tara's characters that's it 😂#hoskelsaa

biggest life goal?

i would like to beat @misszendayaa to the EGOT club. though i’d better get on some serious singing and dancing lessons if i want to manifest this shit.

#Anonymous

imessage → jacob 🍆🔥

mai: jaccccccob!

mai: i take it work left you absolutely exhausted yesterday. i hope you take the day to sleep and rest up. if you end up wanting some company, i'm all yours babe 😘

— D E L I V E R E D —

#— imsg.#— maia mitchell.#in case it wasn't clear...homeboy is in ghost mode

sydshq:

i’d rather not put my mouth where about 20 other girls have probably put their mouth on this week alone, it’s like drinking out of the public water fountains. out of my league? he literally looks like something out of a saw movie. yes, we fucked once, what about it?

don’t slut shame me. you’re just salty because you aren’t tall enough to ride this ride, lil miss. well that’s not very kind, sydney bernice. no, nothing. i just hope you wrapped it...for his sake. there’s no telling what nasty shit he mighta picked up from that one time.