jeffthesterling:
I never thought about it like that. I guess I’ve been so caught in trying to keep my head down to keep them from calling my parents that–I never thought about it. Looking at it like that, yeah I’d say we are. There’s almost nothing we can do that they could.
I wouldn’t say it unless I meant it. I’m not the type and I know damn well you will. I’ll regret it, but I stand by it. I’m not an asshole, Bash. I look out for my friends, I wouldn’t say we’re there yet, but getting there. I never said I disliked you, but never I liked you either. It’s a grey area.
Huh, I’ll survive. I used to watch anime with Nick. This’ll be nothing.
Now you’re getting it. I’m almost proud, like when watching Pavarotti try to escape his cage for the first time.
Friends? Oh, no, Jeffrey. You must be mistaken. I’m just trying to get into your pants.
So that’s what all of the late-night noises I hear coming from your dorm room are. I have to say, I’m relieved. Hunter and I had a running bet. I thought Nick was trying to learn self defense; Hunter thought you two were practicing your comedy routine. Clearly we were both wrong this time.
Maybe I’ll cash in my favor sooner rather than later, and have you tell him I was right. But I’ll sleep on it. I’d rather get through these movies first and foremost. I’m already making a list of which ones you’ll be the least insufferable through.
