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[peradii-deactivated20190308]

Darth Vader literally brooded in a castle of magma and darkness and snuck up on rebels with his chestplate lights turned off so he could surprise them never again ask me where Kylo Ren gets his Extra from

[hradzka]

That moment when you're not sure if THE CROWN is about to make the sharp turn from prestige drama into naughty fanfic

[hradzka]

Ever realize Wonder Woman is basically a fantasy adventure protagonist? She gets called from her normal life to an adventure in a strange, fantastic world. It's just that the strange world is, well, *ours.* If you want an interesting experience, watch the WONDER WOMAN trailer, but imagine that you're from Themyscira. So you're not watching a superhero movie trailer, you're watching a trailer for a Themysciran fantasy adventure. Imagine how different your reactions would be. "Whoa, where's this? Are those men in that picture? What are they wearing? OMG MEN ARE IN THEMYSCIRA!" Think about seeing that slo-mo bullet shot without knowing what a bullet is, and then later Diana blocks one and you realize *it's a weapon.* I wish I could see the movie with a Themysciran audience. I bet it'd kill.

[chylerleighupdates]

Chyler Leigh: Gotta keep one hand on ya waist and one hand on ya glock! Don’t mess with #TeamSupergirl#checkyourself before you#wreckyourself @supergirlcw@florianalima

[argyle-s]

Okay, does anyone recognize the gun in Alex’s hand? Last season the DEO were using GLOCKs, but that is definitely not a GLOCK, and I can’t place it.

[hradzka]

Beretta Px4 Storm! We've seen one before in the season opener, when it was used to threaten Alex. Guess she kept it.

[hojolove]

Proof you can market anything as a “Superfood” if it says Organic, Raw and Gluten-free.

THERE’S A FREAK’N WARNING ON THE BACK THAT IF EATEN IN EXCESS THEY CAUSE SYMPTOMS OF CYANIDE POISONING!

Their suggestion to eating these is to methodically poison yourself by eating 2-4 every other day. Since when has eating Apricot kernels been a thing in anyone’s diet!?

these can be found at Wholefoods

[broke-and-eating-well-in-okc]

WHAT.

[scottbaiowulf-deactivated201805]

Jesus Christ, how is this legal

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

What in the HELLS O.O

[airl0ck]

Mmm, delicious poison.

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

Please do not eat the Healthy Poison O.O

[korrasforevergirl]

Someone could fucking kill someone with these if they poured them in a ziploc bag and called them peanuts

[killerville]

QUESTION: if i eat enough of these, can i build up a tolerance to cyanide poisoning

[this-is-neery]

Had some poor guy in the ER once with symptoms of poisoning because he’d gotten his wife’s ground apricot seeds confused with some other kind of ground nuts and eaten three heaping spoonfuls. (He’s fine now.)

[teratocybernetics]

what the shitting dicknipples

[strixus]

Welp. There is my argument that natural isn’t always good for you, because ARSENIC AND CYANIDE ARE NATURAL. 

[hradzka]

Who the fuck is eating that bowl on the front of the packet

[comickergirl]

If Supergirl moves to Canada for production, can’t WAIT for the explanation as to why National City suddenly has WEATHER.

[rcbscorner]

…Head canon about this picture: J’onn knitted that scarf for her.

[comickergirl]

He totally did.

[traveler-of-heart-deactivated20]

IT GOT BETTER

[supergirl-superpower]

Lol

[synistere]

The true star of Captain America : Civil War

[tunneys-deactivated20250706]

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[hradzka]

The other thing that’s great about Kara’s new job: this is totally the best thing that Cat Grant can do for Kara *and for Supergirl.*

Kara gets to design her own job. Meaning she can tailor it to Supergirl’s requirements, so she’ll be able to duck in and out as needed. But more than that: she can tailor it to Kara Zor-El’s strengths, while keeping her use of those strengths within within Kara Danvers’s comfort zone.

Cat’s read everything there is to read on Kryptonians. Cat knows exactly what Kryptonians are capable of.  Cat knows exactly what she herself would do if she had superpowers; she probably has a list drawn up, just in case.  So Cat has plenty of ideas about the kinds of things Kara *could* do for the benefit of Catco.  What she doesn’t know is what Kara is *comfortable* doing, particularly because their relationship involves maintaining a plausible deniability.  So she lets Kara decide.

Headcanon: if Kara’s new office had a window, there would be an amazing panoramic view of the city, and an angle down on a small park.  But for someone with X-ray vision, the lack of a window doesn’t matter.

[user893456]

Eh, it beats taking the bus.

please reblog, don’t repost.

[hradzka]

We've all been there, Cat

[superkartoffel-deactivated20180]

Something that really, really bothers me as a fanfic writer who is also a dedicated lover over logic, is that I simply cannot come up with a plausible explanation for Kara changing into her supersuit when she wears a sleeveless summer dress. Clearly the suit isn’t under her clothes, because we can see her bare arms and legs.

Hoooow, did she change into her full suit in the middle of nowhere, after Barry saved her? Where were her boots?! How did she hide her cape?!!!

QUESTIONS!!! xD

[queervagabond]

Another question- Kara wears some really tight pants, how the hell does she have a skirt tucked in under those?

[cheeseburgersalads]

I have a headcanon that she uses her super strength to fold all her clothes really small, and it all goes into a narrow belt that she wears under her regular clothes.  When she wants to transform she presses a button and Poof!  The clothes pop out and expand to regular size

[nowiminexile]

Or maybe she superspeeds her change into it like how Clark Kent does frequently in the Superman movies and like how the current Flash does (while he doesn’t have his ring rn)

[queervagabond]

I want at least ONCE for Kara to change in a phone booth. Just for shits and giggles, please give us that scene

[raksha-the-demon]

Bonus points if she doesn’t actually need to change, she just sees one and is like “Is that an actual phone booth?! Hang on guys, I gotta do the thing!” Like, purely for the novelty of it.

[ingridverse]

Granted, she folds her uniform super small with her super strength. But before she can put it on, she has to use her heat vision to superheat her hand and iron out the wrinkles. Girl’s gotta have standards.

[hradzka]

Super-compressible cloth is literally the canonical Silver and Bronze Age explanation of what Superman did with Clark Kent's civilian clothing. He'd fold it up very very tightly and put it into a pocket in the cape.

SUPERGIRL has picked up on a ton of Silver Age stuff already, so I wouldn't be surprised if this actually turned up somewhere along the line. (Still holding out for Jimmy Olsen's disguise kit.)

[strangebeastie]

So my local used book store has blind date bundles

[strangebeastie]

Tag urself im “interspecies dating problems”

[gigglingkat]

I want that Cowboys with trust issues to be a fic challenge.

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[hradzka]

Important things:

1) Awwww, smooched Martian! 2) Reunions and Mom time 3) SHIRT RIP 4) Supergirl is in Cat's office again, THIS IS NOT A DRILL

[gretl-cigarettes-deactivated201]

I hope Calista Flockhart knows she has a dedicated fan base of sexually frustrated gay young women

[hradzka]

If I have learned one thing from SUPERGIRL fandom, I have learned that if she wants one Calista Flockhart basically has a lesbian army.

[comickergirl]

  ♫ One of these things is not like the others…  ♫

[wistfulwatcher]

That is unacceptable. Who will man the phones?

[hradzka]

A nice touch: in their hiring conversation, Cat told Lucy that she (Cat) is not immune to the sight of James Olsen with an extra button on his shirt undone. Note Mehcad Brooks's shirt in this scene.

Cat has simple pleasures.

[wistfulwatcher]

#for a hot second i was sure she was about to try to seduce her way into the job

[hradzka]

That whole scene was basically 50 shades of femslash.