harrison montgomery

27. guest. shine bright like a diamond & be flawless. not affiliated with c. haynes.

[hrm-harrison]

zazzyravi‌:

Nah, I’ve definitely seen people hit rock bottom, and this is not it.

does it get lower than having a golddigger offer to suck your dick on the internet and out you for your... preference for knees?

[hrm-harrison]

zazzyravi‌:

Aaaaand this needed to be rehashed because why?

sorry hunty, just stating the facts. this could be a turning point for you though, where you realize you could only go up from here. sounds like a great episode in the works.

[hrm-harrison]

treegoddessnadia‌:

YASSSS KWEEN. WE GON GET OUR DRINK ON SO GOOD BB BOI AND OUR INSTA STORIES GON BE LIIIIIT

oh snappity snaaap, yasss sis! we’re getting lit like the fourth of july babyyy!

[hrm-harrison]

treegoddessnadia‌:

Anyone up for shots? I’m buying the first round.

diiiiid someone say shots?

[hrm-harrison]

answer to @thisjustin-justintime‘s question: i’m gonna go with @jetaime-vi. this seems v on brand for someone who stole a guy’s wallet, all the while saying she wants to suck his dick.

[hrm-harrison]

yojonathan‌:

dare completed!

interesting song choice. the question was ‘who needs to get queer eyed the most?’

[hrm-harrison]

levi-on-holliday‌:

You don’t have to ask me twice. I’ll pay. 

agree on all fronts. look at us, being mature reasonable adults!

[hrm-harrison]

yojonathan‌:

What kind of dare do I need to do to find out?

hmm... get on stage and serenade someone with a love song

[hrm-harrison]

answer to @treegoddessnadia‘s question: no one needs it... okay that’s a lie, i’m trying to be nice here, but definitely wouldn’t mind it for @yojonathan

[hrm-harrison]

levi-on-holliday‌:

Well, it had to be a dude and I wasn’t going to pick any of the kids here. Plus it needed to be someone who wouldn’t stick around after the fact. Didn’t leave me with many options

okay okay okay, moooooving on. let’s hit the bar. i think we need a couple margaritas after this conversation.

[hrm-harrison]

levi-on-holliday‌:

Okay… The question was… who I would have a threesome with 

REALLY??????

[hrm-harrison]

levi-on-holliday‌:

Um… yeah I’m not sure if you’ll ever want to laugh about it, even drunk. 

okay okay, i promise i will forgive you and won’t bring this up ever.

[hrm-harrison]

levi-on-holliday‌:

Nope. Not a chance.  If I tell you, your dare is to forgive me and never speak of this again. 

by ‘never speak of this again’, you mean we can drunkenly bring it up at the occasional holiday party and laugh about it, right?

[hrm-harrison]

levi-on-holliday‌:

@praevado-insider: @hrm-harrison & @prewittblewit​

do i want to know why you grouped me with mr. prewitt blew it the fuckboy?

[hrm-harrison]

prewittblewit‌:

Nope. Not that interested.

uh-huhhhh that’s what i thought, mr. prewitt blew it

[hrm-harrison]

prewittblewit‌:

I think I have an idea of the direction that this is going to do, so shoot. What is the dare?

practice celibacy for the rest of this trip

[hrm-harrison]

dang lexi. answer to @lexis-lexica‘s question: probably @50shadesofcristian or @prewittblewit. even their usernames give me that vibe. sorry fellas.