Ravi Gupta

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[zazzyravi]

Renting one of these while there is light left.

[lexis-lexica]

Don’t die Rav. Your mom will literally kill me for letting you die without getting married. 

[zazzyravi]

I lived. Bullet dodged. We won't need a mass funeral now.

[zazzyravi]

hrm-harrison‌:

sorry hunty, just stating the facts. this could be a turning point for you though, where you realize you could only go up from here. sounds like a great episode in the works.

Nah, I’ve definitely seen people hit rock bottom, and this is not it.

[hrm-harrison]

answer to @thisjustin-justintime‘s question: i’m gonna go with @jetaime-vi. this seems v on brand for someone who stole a guy’s wallet, all the while saying she wants to suck his dick.

[zazzyravi]

Aaaaand this needed to be rehashed because why?

[zazzyravi]

Renting one of these while there is light left.

[zazzyravi]

@calloncharlotte, pretty sure that's gotta be @prewittgrewit

[harperfromhell]

zazzyravi‌:

Originally posted by gold-motel

1) did not ask you to look 2) would not let you look 3) we’re all gonna die if this is what passes for quality medical services

hey @jetaime-vi​, i hope you didn’t actually suck this wannabe mcdreamy’s dick cuz it looks like he’s got a serious case of the herps

[zazzyravi]

Wow. You know major moodswings and irrational anger are side effects of several STDs and STIs?

[harperfromhell]

zazzyravi‌:

@harperfromhell @itscalebward @bloodsweatandbenji Need medical aid advice for a buttrash. SOS send help now.

it’s either cancer or herpes. either way, you should just throw yourself off the yacht now.

[zazzyravi]

1) did not ask you to look 2) would not let you look 3) we're all gonna die if this is what passes for quality medical services

[lexis-lexica]

Oh man without a doubt for @yaboi-dallas’ question, @zazzyravi hands down. Can’t answer that one faster

[zazzyravi]

This worries me. Ominously. What’s the dare this time?

[lexis-lexica]

Okay okay I’ll give you an easy one because I know you and if I give you one you’re not drunk enough for, you’ll swerve me. Ok post a public post about how you have this rash on your butt and ask/tag the three ambassadors on medical aid rn for advice on it.

[zazzyravi]

@harperfromhell @itscalebward @bloodsweatandbenji Need medical aid advice for a buttrash. SOS send help now.

[lexis-lexica]

Oh man without a doubt for @yaboi-dallas’ question, @zazzyravi hands down. Can’t answer that one faster

[zazzyravi]

This worries me. Ominously. What’s the dare this time?

[zazzyravi]

@praevado-insider ...gonna say @yojonathan

[jetaime-vi]

zazzyravi‌:

@secretlyvanillaperfection, definitely @jetaime-vi

you already know i’ll do whatever you want

[zazzyravi]

DGhjfgh. Um. Ask five people if they’ve seen your pet alligator, because it’s past feeding time???

[zazzyravi]

@secretlyvanillaperfection, definitely @jetaime-vi

[jetaime-vi]

zazzyravi‌:

Wait wait wait, rewind here, you stole my wallet????

oh don’t worry i didn’t take any money yet. i’ll give it back at the yhat party?

[zazzyravi]

Why did you steal my wallet in the first place?

[zazzyravi]

jetaime-vi‌:

wait, pardon? it is real? that’s is so awful, i’m sorry!

Wait wait wait, rewind here, you stole my wallet????

[zazzyravi]

jetaime-vi‌:

i always did have a thing for married men

I got left at the alter, not divorced. Trust me, if I was, the gossip blog would not be the way ANYONE would find out.

[praevado-insider]

did someone order a bride?

spotted: @zazzyravi​ with his mail order bride because even he knows how hopeless and pathetic he is in the love department. so not only does he have a knees fetish, but he also seems to have a thing for blondes. our sources tell us that @jetaime-vi​ knows about ravi’s wife and is still DTF. you know you’ve reached an all-time low when you’re so desperate for the D that you’re willing to be a side hoe.

[zazzyravi]

We’re not actually married. And she was not a mail order bride. We were like nineteen and she got the jitters and bailed like thirty seconds after that photo.

[zazzyravi]

MFK vi ellie lexi

Marry  @lexis-lexica because we already bicker like an old married couple. Kiss @jetaime-vi because that was nice and friend @everythingellie because she’s a nice person who gets ditched at bars.