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I lived. Bullet dodged. We won't need a mass funeral now.
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@zazzyravi
Renting one of these while there is light left.
Don’t die Rav. Your mom will literally kill me for letting you die without getting married.
I lived. Bullet dodged. We won't need a mass funeral now.
hrm-harrison:
sorry hunty, just stating the facts. this could be a turning point for you though, where you realize you could only go up from here. sounds like a great episode in the works.
Nah, I’ve definitely seen people hit rock bottom, and this is not it.
answer to @thisjustin-justintime‘s question: i’m gonna go with @jetaime-vi. this seems v on brand for someone who stole a guy’s wallet, all the while saying she wants to suck his dick.
Aaaaand this needed to be rehashed because why?
Renting one of these while there is light left.
@calloncharlotte, pretty sure that's gotta be @prewittgrewit
zazzyravi:
Originally posted by gold-motel
1) did not ask you to look 2) would not let you look 3) we’re all gonna die if this is what passes for quality medical services
hey @jetaime-vi, i hope you didn’t actually suck this wannabe mcdreamy’s dick cuz it looks like he’s got a serious case of the herps
Wow. You know major moodswings and irrational anger are side effects of several STDs and STIs?
zazzyravi:
@harperfromhell @itscalebward @bloodsweatandbenji Need medical aid advice for a buttrash. SOS send help now.
it’s either cancer or herpes. either way, you should just throw yourself off the yacht now.
1) did not ask you to look 2) would not let you look 3) we're all gonna die if this is what passes for quality medical services
Oh man without a doubt for @yaboi-dallas’ question, @zazzyravi hands down. Can’t answer that one faster
This worries me. Ominously. What’s the dare this time?
Okay okay I’ll give you an easy one because I know you and if I give you one you’re not drunk enough for, you’ll swerve me. Ok post a public post about how you have this rash on your butt and ask/tag the three ambassadors on medical aid rn for advice on it.
@harperfromhell @itscalebward @bloodsweatandbenji Need medical aid advice for a buttrash. SOS send help now.
Oh man without a doubt for @yaboi-dallas’ question, @zazzyravi hands down. Can’t answer that one faster
This worries me. Ominously. What’s the dare this time?
@praevado-insider ...gonna say @yojonathan
zazzyravi:
@secretlyvanillaperfection, definitely @jetaime-vi
you already know i’ll do whatever you want
DGhjfgh. Um. Ask five people if they’ve seen your pet alligator, because it’s past feeding time???
@secretlyvanillaperfection, definitely @jetaime-vi
zazzyravi:
Wait wait wait, rewind here, you stole my wallet????
oh don’t worry i didn’t take any money yet. i’ll give it back at the yhat party?
Why did you steal my wallet in the first place?
jetaime-vi:
wait, pardon? it is real? that’s is so awful, i’m sorry!
Wait wait wait, rewind here, you stole my wallet????
jetaime-vi:
i always did have a thing for married men
I got left at the alter, not divorced. Trust me, if I was, the gossip blog would not be the way ANYONE would find out.
did someone order a bride?
spotted: @zazzyravi with his mail order bride because even he knows how hopeless and pathetic he is in the love department. so not only does he have a knees fetish, but he also seems to have a thing for blondes. our sources tell us that @jetaime-vi knows about ravi’s wife and is still DTF. you know you’ve reached an all-time low when you’re so desperate for the D that you’re willing to be a side hoe.
We’re not actually married. And she was not a mail order bride. We were like nineteen and she got the jitters and bailed like thirty seconds after that photo.
MFK vi ellie lexi
Marry @lexis-lexica because we already bicker like an old married couple. Kiss @jetaime-vi because that was nice and friend @everythingellie because she’s a nice person who gets ditched at bars.