Hrny Critical Role Confessions

18+ critical role confessions blog

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Rules

Hi! hopping on the bandwagon, making dedicated rpf blogs for content creators we love and find hot! So this is my intro/rules post

This blog obviously is 18+ and will contain RPF (real person fiction). if you dont want to see this, block the tag #criticalrolerpf which i will tag all posts with

Confessions about their characters is also very much welcome!

Confessions also don’t have to be all nsfw if you just wanna talk about the cast/have softer comfort headcanons and confessions yoh can send those too!

No underage/noncon/racist content of any kind! dubcon is allowed if fantasy/roleplay. If youre not sure just send it anyway and if i think its too far i just wont post it

All posts here will be anonymous unless you explicitly state otherwise

Anyone from/associated with critical role is welcome to be discussed here! Talking about their characters is also 100% welcome!

Another obvious one but do not send this to anyone from/affiliated with Critical Role

Other things that aren't rules:

this blog is ran by just one person so posts wont be replied to immediately

this blog is a safe place for all kinds of people and bigotry isnt tolerated here

I’ll try respond properly to every confession but I can’t guarantee anything

this blog is heavily inspired by @hrnydropoutconfessions

Taken emojis :🦦🥀🐻🦇😈💀🃏🖤🌚🌸🦋

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Seeing pictures of Travis in leather pants and eyeliner from the live shows is making me so horny I'm getting lightheaded. It's giving pirate with a heart of gold and a huge dick from a romance novel. I need him to kidnap me onto his ship to ravish me whenever he wants

These live shows are really feeding us so well I haven’t been normal at all since seeing photos of the first one

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The thought of cheating makes me barf so I always like to be the one in the middle of the sandwich between Matt and Marisha or Travis and Laura

Real I need them to see me from across my bar and like my vibe

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what higher power must I sell my soul to in order to suck Taryon off? (Preferably while Gilmore is telling me how to) who said that? I’m literally not even that dominant but I know Tary’s even less so, so SOMEONE’S gotta take charge

YES. I’ve been so obsessed with Tary in the newest season of Vox Machina what do i need to do to be able to make that man cry

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the whole cast looks so good at the live show but especially Taliesin and Ashely, need to be shared between them

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They’re always serving so much cunt it’s honestly unfair of them to tease us like this please let me be your third

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Ooh it’s been a minute! Hope you’re well! Apologies, this got really rambly.

Knowing Alex is in my country and I couldn’t go to the live show to *maybe* meet him or any of the cast…I’m fine I swear. 😫

BUT we’ve been fed well with lots of pictures. Edinburghs vibes really suit him. I hope he’s had fun doing ghost tours and exploring graveyards…now I want to fuck him in a graveyard…

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Real as hell I was sooo annoyed when I saw the dates for the Edinburgh show and I already had something on 💔

Alex really suits the Edinburgh gothic aesthetic and I’ve been loving every single photo posted

I wonder if they went to the Edinburgh dungeons and had some fun with the interactive torture room..

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God masochist Liam is just. Seeing him on that massage table in that spa episode of All Work No Play with those long ropey welts down his spine, hearing him moan and rumble "Daddy like" while that whole thing was going down, I'm just 👀😩👀💦👀 need to see him getting flogged and squirming and crying for more while his whole back and ass and thighs turn red

Yes!! I can’t tell you how many times I’ve watched that episode of awnp please critical role put Liam in more situations™️ so we can hear him like that again

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Need to sit on the lap of several of the critrole guys until I fall asleep with their cocks fully sheathed inside me while they work tbh. Probably all of them in fact. Liam would give forehead kisses, Matt would rest his chin on my shoulder, Taliesin would rumble sweet nothings into my ear, Sam would rock me gently, Travis would rub up and down my back. I think Luis couldn't resist bucking up into me eventually though. Robbie would run his teeth down my throat, Alex would squeeze my ass with those long fingers. Brennan would get distracted enough to start jiggling a knee, notice how it affected me, and start doing it harder until I whine for him to stop (he wouldn't)

Oh what an amazing life it would be to get passed around by the critical role men and warming their cocks and you’re so right with how they would all respond

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Ivan Van Norman looks unfairly hot when he's all suited up, but I think what would improve his outfit is my throat as his personal cock cozy. It would just take the whole thing up a notch if he was still fully dressed except for his pants being open and his cock stuffed in my mouth.

Real as hell, something about suits really does it for me so warming a hot guy while he’s in a suit.. him getting more dishevelled, suit wrinkling slightly as you suck him off 10/10 incredible

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I just woke up ftom a dream where... he didn't even do anything but matt mercer fully had his head between my legs for some reason. Like he was on top of me and his face was right in there... with his nose... And then at some point I was lying next to him and putting my head on his shoulder and I feel insane now. Also the way he gets kind of shy and blushy and awkward I want to climb on top of him and tease him and touch him and overwhelm him and grind on him please please please im nothing... also Mr Noises expert I wanna hear the noises he sincerely makes in bed... are there youtube compilations of him being critrole horny in game... 👀 I haven't watched that much yet but... 👀👀

Shy and flustered Matt oh my god I think about it all the time

Surely theres a compilation somewhere.. if not someone needs to make one I’d sell my organs to hear him whimper I mean who said that

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Stemming off Ashley’s polycule comment, I think she deserves some fun castle vacation sex between her goth guys — Alex and Taliesin. They should probably go easy on Taliesin since he’s recovering from undisclosed illness. But who wouldn’t want to be sprawled out nude on a bed with those 3 — falling apart on silk sheets

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Yes!! She deserves to get thoroughly fucked by both of them bonus points if there’s some smudged makeup and lipstick marks going on

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Don't know if you've seen the cast photo from the Berlin show that the arena they performed in posted but uh...Liam's pants are *VERY* tight. And very low waisted. And I'm 👀👀

I have and dare I say they should’ve been even tighter and more low waisted Liam please we need more

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i wanna fuck Alex in a castle, that's it, that's the submission

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Alex sprawled out on a large bed in a castle thags where he’s made to be..

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Watching the new critical role cooking video on mythical kitchen and Nicole casually asked Ashley if they were all lovers/a polycule and Ashley just straight up said yes. And the others laughed but didn't contradict her, and I know they're joking but also are they??

No literally like yeah we’re all laughing but no one is disagreeing.. critical role polycule confirmed we all knew

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Taliesin brought up the state of his messy bedroom and the headboard on the pod.

Ashley made a knowing, yet flirty face — a bit to make him think about the sentence that had just come out of his mouth.

It started with, “For people who haven’t been in my bedroom” 😂

And her face was “Think about that” but also suggestive.

She knows what goes on in there for sure. -🦦

Oh 100% shes a frequent guest in his room and they aren’t subtle about it at all

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Since character confessions are also allowed here, let me just-

I need Occtis SO BADDDDDD like you have no idea. I need that man in love with me so I can both show him what love is actually supposed to be like since he's fucked up from his family, but also to fuck him so he can 'do research' on what that feels like for him now. Need to also open up that scar on his chest and rummage around in his insides so that I can touch him in a way no one else ever will again.

Please and thank you ^-^

Real as fuck I wanna take care of him but also please let’s get freaky and do some fucked up sex science together

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got really really with a friend the other day and we started looking at kink beds together and all I can think of is Alex tying me to one

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You’re so real for that Alex and bondage is such a good combination