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I'm a girl

[cubebreaker]

This helpful guide about what 200 calories looks like reminds us just how much healthy food we’re giving up each time we have a treat.

[freedummring]

yeah, asshole. how dare you eat an order of french fries when you could have literally shoved 22 banana peppers in your fucking face-hole. what a piece of shit you are.

[hrselovr5]

Fanfiction: the orgasm ripped through her violently

Me: is the bitch okay???

[boyishdivision]

a kid went to the Museum of Modern Art and this was their amazing experience they wrote on a visiters card

[tinysquids-deactivated20160701]

Me: *Does absolutely nothing to deserve a treat for myself*

Me: You know what? I deserve to treat myself

[sle4zy]

[badkidsjokes]

Your A Bin

your a bin no I m not you look like one ok I am

[mymomsaidihavetocomehomerightno]

I love shutting the hell up

[bukkakenojutsu]

girl: spank me daddy

me: I am not ready to be a father

[dogblog2k15-blog]

Ground Control: Major Tom? Major Tom: new phone who dis?

[egberts]

memes are so unpredictable, they come out of nowhere and they can be literally anything, i mean who would’ve guessed the Brady bunch would be all over our dashboards? while we’re at home… at work… at sküle…

[highlandvalley]

[steve-broscemi-deactivated20220]

carly rae jepsen was cute. fun. innocent. playful. she was what white girl pop music needed. and then y’all let her fade away and allowed meghan trainor into top 40 charts. unforgivable. 

[canadianslut]

where is the lie

[sexhaver]

[agenderbrucewayne-deactivated20]

the expression “i cant say that with a straight face” comes from the fact that straight people have no sense of humour and cant tell jokes

[thebadpunqueen-deactivated20150]

um can you not?

[neutroisenjolras-moved-deactiva]

are you straight because I’m sensing a lack of sense of humor

[challenger2753]

[fuks]

[ladyeboshis]

A Studio Ghibli food appreciation post.