Homestuck Headcanons!

Headcanons for all your homestuck desires!!

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Intro Post!!

Hihi! I noticed a distinct lack of an active Homestuck Headcanon Blog, at least in the last few months, so I decided to fill the niche!

This will be a blog where you, yes YOU*, can submit your headcanons to me to get posted. It will also act as an archive of headcanons for inspiration to anyone who wants it.

But first, some rules (please read these before submitting ^^) :

You CAN:

Submit multiple headcanons/spam my asks

Submit popular or unpopular headcanons

Submit ship headcanons

Submit gender/sexuality headcanons that erase canon (eg. headcanoning Dave as straight, etc.)

Submit headcanons for the epilogues and what comes after

Submit any length of headcanon(s)

Submit songs that you think represent a character

Submit angst headcanons

Submit fluff headcanons

Submit basically any genre of headcanons

You CANNOT:

Submit NSFW headcanons — blog run by a minor

Submit illegal headcanons

Submit headcanons that are shown to contradict the timeline they occur in (except ship headcanons)

If you have any questions about what counts as what, feel free to send an ask ^^

*Please DNI if you support incest, pedophilia or anything along those lines.

Tags:

#submission — a headcanon submission

#ask — a non-headcanon related ask

#anon — anonymous submission/ask

#ship — a ship headcanon, I’ll tag each ship separately from this tag

#[insert character] — pretty self explanatory, though I’ll use both John and June tags for Jegbert unless it is specifically about June

#song — headcanon either includes a song or the entire post is a song headcanon

#long hc — a long headcanon, more than a paragraph, includes lists of multiple headcanons/characters

#short hc — a short headcanon, (less than or) a paragraph 

#not a headcanon — not a headcanon

Other Info:

2 posts are queued per day for 5:20pm & 8:40pm WE(S)T (Western European (Summer) Time)

I don’t necessarily agree with all headcanons posted here

mod’s pronouns are they/them

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Dave is AuDHD, which contributes to his rambling tendencies and his lack of facial expression early in the comic

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Karkat would wear eyeliner on Alternia to make his tears look more burgundy, in an attempt to hide his blood colour. Not that he’d let anyone see him cry anyway.

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Equius <3< Tavros Headcanons!!!

Tavros totally got insecure and panicky over his status as Equius' kismesis because he thought Aradia, his oh so cool and awesome friend and fellow Team Charge member along with being a powerful psionic, might've set a standard for Equius that he, Tavros, might not be able to meet. Tavros totally needed a shoosh papping from his moirail to come down from that.

Equius probably worried he might've been going too soft on Tavros due to his only previous kismesis being someone he frequently vacillated red with!

#MyEquius<3<TavrosPropoganda

D ——> <3< }:)

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Jegbert is dyspraxic. I don’t remember if this was baseless or not but it’s true in my heart <3

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building on your Jake is autistic post, I think that living alone on an island he’d be pretty low masking since there’s no one around to mask to — which means that he would’ve just avoided unpleasant sensory experiences and then when he finally was exposed to ones that he couldn’t get away from he wouldn’t be equipped with the skills to

~Handle it~

:D

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Tavros <> Eridan Headcanons!

I imagine that the way they would get together, it would either be very complicated and VERY public, or it would be a more quiet get together.

I imagine if they took the complicated route, it'd start as Tavros auspisticizing between Eridan and Sollux before flipping pitch, that'd lead to a LOT of flipping.. ugh..

But if they took the easy route, maybe they'd bond over FLARP, magic, and other such things!

}:)

(oh god i can’t find one from Eridan)

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Dirk, aside from excelling at tech stuff, is also really good at fishing. He had to get food somehow, right?

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Tavros would get really bad neck ache/back ache from not fitting into his recuperacoon properly, so Tinkerbull would give him a massage by lightly trampling him.

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Jane is transmasc

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This headcanon is mostly inspired by pesterquest and could be how you're supposed to interpret karkat but idk, anyway I feel like, since he couldn't go outside and such, he learned social cues and whatever else from the media he consumed (prior to meeting his friends anyway) so he very much tends to think of things in terms of how movie or sitcom plotlines are set up and a lot of his more controlling tendencies could just be from him setting planning ahead of events in a way that makes sense when viewed from the lense of a movie or tv show. Similarly he projects sitcom or movie tropes onto people based on their first interactions. Anyway that's my headcanon :3

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Jake English is autistic. That’s it. That’s the post.

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Davepeta isn’t nonbinary because they’re a fusion of a man and a woman. They’re nonbinary because they fused and Davesprite’s egg cracked REALLY fast and Nepetasprite thought being nyanbinary didn’t sound too bad.

B33

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Jade would adore being part of a heavy metal band.

:D

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i have multiple contradictory hcs but the idea that karkats on his period and Davebot heats up as a heating pad. I like it yummy.

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roxy headcanons! (xcept im projecting, for obvious reasons)

-nearsighted but doesnt know it. if she does know it then she probably found out after sburb. rarely wears glasses because theyre annoying, probably prefers contacts (tho probs scared of em at first)

-dyspraxia (developmental coordination disorder) basically she has bad coordiation

-celiaccc :P didnt find out till after sburb bcus i donno if alpha momlal would give her beer (which has glutenn). not refined enough yanno?

-cant swim + afraid of learning

-sensitive to loud noises & startles at basically evrything. but laughs it off

-fave artificial flavors are watermelon + orange ^_^

-(used to be)an avid reader of y/n slash x reader fics

:3