Homestuck Headcanons!

Headcanons for all your homestuck desires!!

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Intro Post!!

Hihi! I noticed a distinct lack of an active Homestuck Headcanon Blog, at least in the last few months, so I decided to fill the niche!

This will be a blog where you, yes YOU*, can submit your headcanons to me to get posted. It will also act as an archive of headcanons for inspiration to anyone who wants it.

But first, some rules (please read these before submitting ^^) :

You CAN:

Submit multiple headcanons/spam my asks

Submit popular or unpopular headcanons

Submit ship headcanons

Submit gender/sexuality headcanons that contradict canon as long as they don’t erase it (eg. don’t headcanon Dave as straight, etc.)

Submit headcanons for the epilogues and what comes after

Submit Hiveswap headcanons

Submit any length of headcanon(s)

Submit songs that you think represent a character

Submit angst headcanons

Submit fluff headcanons

Submit basically any genre of headcanons

You CANNOT:

Submit NSFW headcanons — blog run by a minor

Submit illegal headcanons

Submit headcanons that are shown to contradict the timeline they occur in (except ship headcanons)

If you have any questions about what counts as what, feel free to send an ask ^^

*Please DNI if you support incest, pedophilia or anything along those lines.

Tags:

#submission — a headcanon submission

#ask — a non-headcanon related ask

#anon — anonymous submission/ask

#ship — a ship headcanon, I’ll tag each ship separately from this tag

#[insert character] — pretty self explanatory, though I’ll use both John and June tags for Jegbert unless it is specifically about June

#song — headcanon either includes a song or the entire post is a song headcanon

#long hc — a long headcanon, more than a paragraph, includes lists of multiple headcanons/characters

#short hc — a short headcanon, (less than or) a paragraph 

#joke headcanon

#not a headcanon — not a headcanon

Other Info:

1 posts is queued per day

If your submission isn’t posted within a week, feel free to send it again! It likely got eaten?

I don’t necessarily agree with all headcanons posted here

mod’s pronouns are they/them

mod can be referred to as PG/pedanticGeologist! Or mod/moderator x3

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To add to Dave being scared of snakes davesprite being double scared of snakes because snakes eat crows and crow eggs. Dave will lean away and act like they don't bother him though they very much do, Davesprite reacts more because of the crow stuff

double funny x3

(first post)

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Piggybacking in Dave going to a public school I imagine rose had a couple different tutors over the years, John went to some form of private school, and jade was homeschooled by her grandpa before he died everything after that was books she read or the internet. Girlie has a third grade education but a college reading level

so real

(Dave post)

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I like to think that trolls struggle with hardcore cuteness aggression, Alternian more so than Beforan, but Beforan trolls still have it.

I think Quadrants could potentially both amplify and subdue it, like, you would want to crush your Matesprit but end up blanketing them with your body, you'd like to pummel your Kismesis and end up doing so, slap your Moirail and end up papping them, strangle your clovers (Is there a name??? Auspisctees???) straight but end up holding them both by their shirts 2 arms away from each other.

“The troll responsible for mediating between the two platonic rivals is the auspisticing party, who is said to auspisticize, and is called the auspistice; if there is a name for the other two members of such a relationship, it is not known.” — The MSPA wiki

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If Tavros had a Trickster Mode, his associated food item would be those Peter Pan Peanut Butter jars.

But, like, Pupa Pan.

fly, pupa!

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Dave being scared of snakes. Idk why. I don't imagine he runs away screaming, more so like he leans away or if it's on the ground he jumps over it. Adamantly denies it because 'snakes are cool' but if you're holding a snake he leans back as far as he can

this is a really funny one x3

(extra ask)

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Chahut is a lesbian. Okay thats all

indeed

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jegbert has the ability to turn into a whirlwind/tornado/etc send ask

:B

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I like to imagine the trolls in kismessis relationship have a "get along shirt"

<3<

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-breath and hope players typically either have no wings or giant wings

-mind players can fly/float without wings

-doom players usually have vestigial/nonfunctional wings

i like thinking abt godtier wings….

I think that the wings are a really interesting concept :D

[fourthirteen]

hi I should probably do an intro

Hi, I’m PG! I also run @hsheadcanons so you should totally check that out too.

I’m trying to learn how to make homestuck gifs & blinkies, & stamps and things. Feel free to request things!! All of my stuff is free to use with credit or without credit if you Reblog its post. Credit is necessary if you reupload them though.

I’ll pop my rules up in a little while but for now assume anything goes except proship/darkship

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shameless self promo

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I headcanon that Dave goes to some shitty local public school (before sburb), mostly because if not Bro Strider would have been arrested, but I imagine we're as he went all the time in elementary, in middle school if he didn't wanna go he'd just tell bro and bro would tell the staff he was sick or something

B)

(other beta kids)

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I headcanon that while he's never admit it, Dave enjoys Johnny Cash songs and general old country music (like from the 60s n such). Bros from Texas, I refuse to believe he hasn't encountered country music

B)

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Dirk in dire need of braces because his teeth are fucked up, in particular I imagine his canines pointing outward and making it look like he's got fangs

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I’ve just finished Hiveswap Act 2, so I will now be accepting Hiveswap headcanons too!

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john/june can use the Windy Thing to create air drills on his/her hands and hammers' heads

:B this is a cool concept :3

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Tavvy Crocker has gun kind in his strife portfolio.

Jake would make sure of it