Asks: Open (unfortunately)

⚠️ THIS IS A HOMESTAR RUNNER BLOG ⚠️ ⚠️GET YOUR GENERIC GATCHA GAME OUT OF HERE ⚠️ You got thoughts and opinions? Maybe things you probably shouldn't say to another human being? This is the blog for you!

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Guess I should make a pinned huh-

Hi I'm Mod Strong Bad 👋 I'm actually the only mod here...its so dark in this basement...

ANYWAY- this is a confession blog that I started when I was a wee baby 18 year old, but now I'm totally cool and mature.

You can submit confessions about anything you want- within reason. I can't promise this blog will be as active as it was in its prime, but I'll still answer stuff every now and then.

NSFT policy below 👇, if minors can block the tag inapro-pro id appreciate that a bunch <3, I'll try not to post too much outside of the pg-13 realm anyway.

Any post that bridges beyond pg-13 will be tagged as "inapro-pro" 1a. I might even slap a full adult filter on it if I think its deserving of it, but there might be a day where an ask is just too much for me to be comfortable posting

Obviously I prefer if anyone under 18 wouldn't submit anything of that nature 2a. This also includes not involving characters who are *explicitly* undeaged in these asks- although there aren't a lot of characters in HSR who fit that mold anyway 2b. Teen Girl Squad is weird because some eps paint them being as young as junior high but is otherwise not super clear...I might avoid asks with them in risque situations for now

Kinks are fine- but they will be more heavily filtered and some cases I might be like erm nah, just keep that in mind

New rule: Please do not send call-outs/fandom PSAs to this blog. I rather not have to deal with trying to vet that sort of thing, nor do I think I have the maturity level to handle delicate situations that might crop up. Thank you!

if you ignore the giant "THIS IS NOT A HONKAI STAR RAIL BLOG" banner on the top of the blog I have the full right to make fun of you. I'm sorry you're too busy trying to type with one hand occupied to read properly, but that isn't my problem!

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One time i dreamt they made new sbcg4ap episodes and one of them had an achievement if you ran over the KoT

Very funny confession to post right after the last one

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The King of Town is underrated tbh. I get why people don't like him, but I personally find him really cute and I would love to snuggle with him. He would probably feel like a giant fluffy stuffed animal.

...Actually, his fur would probably be covered in crumbs, we'll have to do something about that. I'll have to brush him and bathe him lol

I would also pet him and let him eat out of my hands, but I'll have to be careful he doesn't eat my hands too. That poor fat filthy man deserves all the love <3

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i am so bad at stinkoman 20x6 and i'll never stop being mad about it

ME TOO.

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i once briefly entertained the idea of crushing on whats-her-face in my youth.

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[story commentary only, meta is boring] anyone who likes cyrene is either a) a waifu-brained idiot man who needs a woman to wipe his cheeto dust from his fingers or b) an illiterate who only thinks 'oh yay pink.' she's the most substanceless fictional character i've seen in years and just looking at her face fills me with rage. wont use her in currency wars, pray she never ruins any companion quests again. may she be even more irrelevant than firefly one day i beg.

I also like this city in Libya...not sure what this has to do with the 2000s Flash Cartoon Homestar Runner made by The Brothers Chaps

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I really wanna know what these Honk Shoe people think my icon is by the way.

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Two new rules added to the pinned! I should of announced the first one earlier but it slipped my mind

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I want to kiss most of everyone in Free Country.... I want to kiss Homestar, I want to kiss Coach Z, I want to kiss Bubs, I want to kiss Marzipan, I want to kiss King of Town, maybe if the Poopsmith cleans up his act I'd kiss him too, definitely kiss Homsar too, etc etc etc.....

Everyone deserves one smooch! Except for that one city in Libya- you know what you did, Libya!

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You should send me asks about Cookie Run, I like those little guys. At least they're cute.

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Not a confession but I wanted context for what the hell a "Currency War" was because it sounded like something Elon Zuckerburg Bezos would call the class divide and I do love how before you get into the gatcha anime waifu stuff you get a snippet of this political commentary instead

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[story commentary only, meta is boring] anyone who likes cyrene is either a) a waifu-brained idiot man who needs a woman to wipe his cheeto dust from his fingers or b) an illiterate who only thinks 'oh yay pink.' she's the most substanceless fictional character i've seen in years and just looking at her face fills me with rage. wont use her in currency wars, pray she never ruins any companion quests again. may she be even more irrelevant than firefly one day i beg.

I also like this city in Libya...not sure what this has to do with the 2000s Flash Cartoon Homestar Runner made by The Brothers Chaps

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hey, i just have a question about a potential rule

how serious is this blog allowed to get? one of my friends had something happen to him surrounding this show/community and i was thinking about linking the doc he made here to get it more reach, but that also feels like a bit too much for a simple confessions blog, especially one about this show. i dont see any rules listed surrounding real controversy and stuff like that but i still wanted to ask about it. feel free to just delete this ask if you dont want to answer it though, ill only send it in if i get a go-ahead

sorry if this is too much!! i just wanted to ask about it

Im choosing to post this here because I do think its important to address stuff like this just to make sure things don't turn in the future;

I, personally, rather not let this blog be a host for that kind of thing- not because I don't believe you or the other parties involved, but also because as someone not involved in the situation whatsoever I cannot in good faith platform that kind of thing.

I haven't been super active in the main fandom space for a while (other interests had me in a chokehold for a while) so I probably wouldn't know most of the names anyway;

The tl;dr is that I would say no this might not be the blog to send that sort of stuff to- Its also just me not knowing the best way to handle that sort of thing without it turning into a harassment campaign (either for the perpetrator or the victim(s) ) I still really hope you and your friend will find a place thats safe for you, whether its in this specific community or not <3

Thank you for having the courtesy to ask first!

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I think pom pom is the worst/least funny h*r character 😞

Poor guy is a leftover from the early era of the site- they don't do too much with him, and they really can't either since he's so simple in concept its kinda hard to.

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Running this blog has been a nightmare because theres a 50% chance this ask was talking about the weird little rat on the left- I hate Honk Shoe Retail I hate gatcha games make it all stop

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I think pom pom is the worst/least funny h*r character 😞

Poor guy is a leftover from the early era of the site- they don't do too much with him, and they really can't either since he's so simple in concept its kinda hard to.

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okay so i both self ship with strong bad and also have some weird otherkin therian thing going on with the cheat (he's just like me fr). i don't have a self insert because i'm such a hardcore strongstar warrior so normally i just imagine them goin at it and i'm satisfied. but one day i started having awful intrusive thoughts about strong bad f***ing the cheat and i felt really horrible about the fact that it turned me on and now i carry that guilt forever. anyways that's the story of how i became the world's first and only strong bad x the cheat shipper and i'm so glad this is anonymous because nobody will ever know who i am

I was staring at this ask for a hot minute trying to figure out what to say or if I should say anything at all, but then I realized I am the glass confession booth and it is not my place to throw stones

God speed anon, take care of yourself o7

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I hate the Robot Chicken sketch just as much as the next person BUT I MUST ADMIT... the joke where Strong Bad calls Teen Girl Squad his "zine" really gets me. AND THAT'S ALL. Everything else sucks

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I want to kiss Coach z...

Decemberween is coming up, think we gotta get a line going to make sure he doesn't do anything drastic this year