angels

i hope you find somebody to love. harper caldwell. 16. sophomore.

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“Right? It’s really their own fault for making it so damn good.”

“I could eat it for forever. Anyways -- how are you?”

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text --- blondie.

nic: go for it i've got guap w ur name on it

harper: guap? is that money?

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Probably not, I know I don’t. I think some warning labels just try to scare you.

“It’s not our fault if raw cookie dough is addictive.”

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cclby:

i figured it’d be a crazy person like you. you look like someone you most definitely could not be, so does it matter ?? sorry babe, but you’re definitely no blake lively !!

fine. my name is harper. harper caldwell. if the name doesn’t ring any bells, then i don’t know what else to tell you.

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text --- warren

warren: u r uncultured swine, my friend

harper: idk how but ok

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warren: lies u swine

harper: diet dp makes want to die

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warren: ur nasty regular soda is in the fridge, harp

harper: god bless ok

harper: it's not my fault that regular dr pepper is better than diet

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warren: bangin, i'll bring sodas

warren: time to get lit the f up on monster

harper: be extra sure to bring dr pepper!!!

harper: oh yikes it's too late for me to drink that omg

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warren: ill b there in .2 seconds

harper: ok cool i'll provide snacks as well

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warren: always

warren: meet u in lyk 10 or 20?

harper: sounds like a plan, my man!

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Fuck the warning label on the back of cookie dough. I eat it raw all the time, and I haven’t gotten salmonella once.

Honestly though. Do people even pay attention to warning labels?

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text --- warren

warren: thats bc ross is literal scum

warren: who warms up 2 scum

harper: you got a good point, my friend... a good point

harper: any who, wanna watch friends?

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text --- blondie.

nic: extremely

harper: oh my goodness i think i'll do it

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text --- warren

warren: i was like, jumping thru the scene the first time i watched it

warren: and the second time

warren: and the time aftr that tbh

warren: i love a good FRIENDS binge man

harper: me too!! i've seen it a lot and you'd think i would warm up to Ross.... but here we are

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text --- blondie.

nic: find him and do it

nic: i'll give you twenty bucks

harper: are you being serious

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text --- warren

warren: so tru

warren: and also that thing about money never being an issue

warren: he's such a trustfund angerbaby even tho Monica was a sweet angel who worked for her lot

warren: dnt even get me started on thr parents tbh

harper: monica is the love of my life, honestly. she's so perfect and her and chandler are amazing and their parents were so rude to her

harper: like spending all of her wedding $$$ ???? that's so annoying

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text --- warren

warren: ross geller is total trash i get it

warren: and not even redeemable trash

warren: not even a recyclable just trash

harper: you. i like you. you understand my hatred

harper: he's so whiny and expects everything to go his way smh