nephalems
“ i’m going to take a guess that you’re a vampiress ? so wait, what happens if you do go into sunlight ? do you begin to sparkle or some shit like that ? ”
“ well shit. what gave it away, huh ? ANYWAY, no i don’t fuckin’ sparkle. this isn’t twilight. edward cullen isn’t gonna come around and swoop your ass outta here. if you must know, i’ll be a pile of ashes in less than fifteen seconds. just like that. ”













