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andysambrgsarchive

No! Pay your bill! Damn, who raised you?

#**musing #**brotp:noah+joby

princesconsuela

We’re the best ones.

#**musing #**brotp:harley+joby

✉ text → harley quinn

harley: mistakes happen and i dunno what you do in your spare time

harley: listenn... excuse you?

harley: are you saying that you can't make the Squirtle do its job?

joby: squirtle, no squirt squirt.

#**text #**fcknharleyj

✉ text → harley quinn

harley: k. well, did you miss your time of the month?

harley: did you get something stuck in places?

joby: no, what kind of girl do you think i am.

joby: it's just not happening and idk why not. it's happen before but it's like being stupid and not happening. my lower half isn't working.

#**text #**fcknharleyj

✉ text → harley quinn

harley: .... how can I help if idek whats going on?

harley: did noah touch your no-no zone?

joby: ew, no. not going to happen, never going to happen.

#**text #**fcknharleyj

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✉ text → harley quinn

harley: there's a lot of IT'S tho

joby: i'm not explaining again.

#**text #**fcknharleyj

irlwin

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#nver forget when i thought this was a nickleback song #**tunes

✉ text → harley quinn

harley: what's not happening?

harley: ._.

joby: IT'S not happening

#**text #**fcknharleyj

✉ text → Dobby

harley: are you sure?

harley: ok but what's wrong?

joby: yeSS

joby: it's not happening.

#**text #**fcknharleyj

fuckmaxie-blog

“imagine — okay, if your parents took you to disneyland and then proceeded to bang right in front of you. there are no words to describe the HORROR on his face as my pasty ass was put on show ! ”

httpjoby-blog

“ oh my jesus, you really traumatized that man. please tell me you did that thing though were you put the hands on the back of you head and make your lightsaber go in circles. ”

#**fuckmaxie #**convo #i'm laughing bc she referred to his dick as a lightsaber

✉ text → noah

noah: okay i'll try to help.

noah: what do you want me to do?

joby: i don't want to talk about it anymore. just take me to the hospital that's all i ask of u

#**text #**noahnewcomb

✉ text → harley quinn

harley: JFC what did you do this time?

harley: is your hair stuck in the blender, again?

harley: I told you its not a curler

joby: I KNOW WHAT A CURLER IS GDI

joby: something is wrong though, and noah isn't helping so will u take me to the hospital?

#**text #**fcknharleyj

@httpjoby: when you have emergency and u text your friends but they just ask if you caught something on fire or got your hair stuck in the blender again...

#**tweet