George Costanza for the PS1

28 Mostly SFW. MN 🏳️‍🌈🖤 I'm way too hot and nuanced for this feel free to DM

[reactionimagesdaily]

[energyprison]

[gingik]

[threedollarsdotcom]

hey take those earbuds out. shows u a really loud picture of a horse

[usadapekora]

[orphanedsource]

the place I work at remodeled these split gendered restrooms into “inclusive restrooms” and never told us what they meant while construction was ongoing. I need you to know every atom of potential criticism or whining that could’ve happened disappeared when people found out this meant we got 10 fully separate private bathrooms with sinks inside. I’ve not heard a single person crack a joke about the inclusive signage. this is the world TERFs are trying to steal from you

[dogpuppy]

[toskarinfr]

[riotdyke]

Man, remember when Free The Nipple was a thing and there was an actual substantial amount of feminists who believed even public nudity wasn't inherently sexual and now if you date a short person hundreds of anonymous idiots online will call you a pedophile.

[lemon-dokuro]

Inspired by a discussion of public transit

[javert]

RE: lrb

[icecreamwithjackdaniels]

Carl Frederik Sørensen (Danish, 1818–1879), "Danish Ships in Rough Seas" (details), 1877

[mourningfictionalcharacters]

”potentially mature content” what the hell, sure

[my-dailydreams]

[oneheadtoanother]

[icarianarts]

Contenders for probably my most favorite messages spotted in random second life group chat feeds. I must save them here onto my blog

[markovchaingang]

first they came for me and i was all like "hang on, aren't you guys supposed to come for other people first" but they pointed out that they had to come for someone first and we can't all be the guy from the poem and i couldn't really argue with that logic tbh

[tekkenjournalist]

They should make a show about jerry and kramer and george and elaine